OMG WHY THE FUCK DO I RUIN THINGS SO MUCH

OMG WHY THE FUCK DO I RUIN THINGS SO MUCH

>Be 24 years old 7/10 but socially retarded
>Majoring in early childood education
>For child growth and development class have to volunteer at preschool
>There is a cutie 3.14 teacher
>It's her along with a parent vaolunteer (She's a fat cunt)
>Be charming, hit it off with the teacher, spaghetti remains fimrly in pocket
>Things going great until lunchtime
>Decide to impress prescool teach by playing guitar and singing lullabys to kids to help nap time
>Start to play Lullaby by The Cure
>Think it's going good thil I start singing about the spiderman
>Kids start crying
>The mom volunteer starts screaming at me
>Cutie pie teacher looks at me like I'm a pervery
>Get kicked out of preschool on day one
>Find out I failed my class for not finishing the assignment


My parents found out I failed a class and are threatening to cut me off.

I CAN'T STOP CRYING. WHY AM I SO RETARDED

so u woke up the kids?

No, I waned to help them sleep with soothing music

kek

so why did the kid start crying?

You started singing about the spiderman?
WTF do you mean OP

ya op wtf do u mean spiderman? did u say spiderman 2 the kids i mean that might of scared them

Not op but the song Lullaby by The Cure is probably about sexual assault.

The lyrics are about a spiderman raping the singer

"Quietly he laughs and shaking his head
Creeps closer now, closer to the foot of the bed
And softer than shadow and quicker than flies
His arms are all around me and his tongue in my eyes
Be still be calm be quiet now my precious boy
Don't struggle like that or I will only love you more
For it's much too late to get away or turn on the light

The Spiderman is having me for dinner tonight"

oooooh wait why would op even sing that??? is this thread like fucking bait or some shit

HAHA why the hell would you sing a song like that to 4 and 5 year olds. Just do any other standard lullaby song you autist.

I wanted to impress the teacher with my music taste.

And It's a calm song I thought the kids might find it soothing

IT'S NOT ABOUT RAPE

dude what is this song about then?

It's about a bad drug trip and not being able to sleep because of the hallucinations

I thought it would be a neat song to sing to kids.

dude is this story real or is this bait?

kek I really hope this isn't bait

It's real. I got reported to my department.

I have to retake the class somehow but I'm not allowed back at that preschool anymore. The only other school that allows students form my university is in the ghetto part of town

OP is talking about starting an early child development class and he got kicked out on the first day.

>it's December 21.

Yes it's bait.

I started the class in September. I was kicked out last week. Found out today I failed

/thread

FUCk i was baited

wait wait say if the kid never cried, but the teacher asked u what the song was about, and u would say something like its about a bad drug trip bla bla bla hallucinations. I mean do u really think a preschool teacher would have thought that song was cool?

I would say about dreaming.
Who doesn't like The Cure?

I've never even heard of The Cure

OP u got picture of teacher?

Looks like OP is The Cure for pregnancy

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I got this one from the bulletin board

how old is teacher?

wow that's the qt 3.14 we were talking about? you can do better

apparently not

You did nothing wrong OP.

IF those cunts don't like The Cure they can all go fuck themselves.

They deserve someone singing them Nickelback's Lullaby.

wouldn't you sing like twinkle twinkle little star?
you're not socially retarded you are just a dumb cunt.

This gentleman is correct.