>Be 24 years old 7/10 but socially retarded >Majoring in early childood education >For child growth and development class have to volunteer at preschool >There is a cutie 3.14 teacher >It's her along with a parent vaolunteer (She's a fat cunt) >Be charming, hit it off with the teacher, spaghetti remains fimrly in pocket >Things going great until lunchtime >Decide to impress prescool teach by playing guitar and singing lullabys to kids to help nap time >Start to play Lullaby by The Cure >Think it's going good thil I start singing about the spiderman >Kids start crying >The mom volunteer starts screaming at me >Cutie pie teacher looks at me like I'm a pervery >Get kicked out of preschool on day one >Find out I failed my class for not finishing the assignment
My parents found out I failed a class and are threatening to cut me off.
I CAN'T STOP CRYING. WHY AM I SO RETARDED
Zachary Campbell
so u woke up the kids?
Levi Gray
No, I waned to help them sleep with soothing music
Michael Martin
kek
Benjamin Fisher
so why did the kid start crying?
Jayden Hughes
You started singing about the spiderman? WTF do you mean OP
Benjamin Mitchell
ya op wtf do u mean spiderman? did u say spiderman 2 the kids i mean that might of scared them
Josiah Gutierrez
Not op but the song Lullaby by The Cure is probably about sexual assault.
The lyrics are about a spiderman raping the singer
"Quietly he laughs and shaking his head Creeps closer now, closer to the foot of the bed And softer than shadow and quicker than flies His arms are all around me and his tongue in my eyes Be still be calm be quiet now my precious boy Don't struggle like that or I will only love you more For it's much too late to get away or turn on the light
The Spiderman is having me for dinner tonight"
Easton Howard
oooooh wait why would op even sing that??? is this thread like fucking bait or some shit
Justin Garcia
HAHA why the hell would you sing a song like that to 4 and 5 year olds. Just do any other standard lullaby song you autist.
Aiden Reed
I wanted to impress the teacher with my music taste.
And It's a calm song I thought the kids might find it soothing
Dominic Adams
IT'S NOT ABOUT RAPE
Xavier Bennett
dude what is this song about then?
Ian Rogers
It's about a bad drug trip and not being able to sleep because of the hallucinations
I thought it would be a neat song to sing to kids.
Gavin Baker
dude is this story real or is this bait?
Ryan Fisher
kek I really hope this isn't bait
Nicholas Perry
It's real. I got reported to my department.
I have to retake the class somehow but I'm not allowed back at that preschool anymore. The only other school that allows students form my university is in the ghetto part of town
William Davis
OP is talking about starting an early child development class and he got kicked out on the first day.
>it's December 21.
Yes it's bait.
William Hill
I started the class in September. I was kicked out last week. Found out today I failed
Eli Jones
/thread
Connor Murphy
FUCk i was baited
Jaxon Lee
wait wait say if the kid never cried, but the teacher asked u what the song was about, and u would say something like its about a bad drug trip bla bla bla hallucinations. I mean do u really think a preschool teacher would have thought that song was cool?
Robert Bell
I would say about dreaming. Who doesn't like The Cure?
Hudson Bennett
I've never even heard of The Cure
Eli Johnson
OP u got picture of teacher?
Carson Jenkins
Looks like OP is The Cure for pregnancy
Cameron Brown
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Mason Ortiz
I got this one from the bulletin board
Caleb Ward
how old is teacher?
Carter Edwards
wow that's the qt 3.14 we were talking about? you can do better
Julian Perry
apparently not
Eli Foster
You did nothing wrong OP.
IF those cunts don't like The Cure they can all go fuck themselves.
They deserve someone singing them Nickelback's Lullaby.
Nathan Watson
wouldn't you sing like twinkle twinkle little star? you're not socially retarded you are just a dumb cunt.