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A comfy general for the three main powers of Europe.

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I want to fart but it doesnt come out

careful you don't make a poo

wee wee minge arse fanny germans and francmany are gayt=

all french and germans must die

Rude

Also pretty rude

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France is a garbage country. Even their president is delusional about France's importance in world affairs. I think he genuinely believes France is on the same level as Russia.

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France are Algerian, UK are polack, Germany are Turk.

actually we are indian/pakistani get it right

What a terrible fate for Alsace Lorraine. Wonder what being a people with such dual identity is like.
Neither fully french nor fully german, yet not being its own thing.

Which rural regions of France and Germany would be nice to travel through?

also, how much foreign language would I need to learn to be able to communicate okay to the locals?

You can go in Gers, Eure et loir

Dordogne is pretty awesome.
You won't need to speak french sincethere are a lot of british expats so you'll feel right at home.
Auvergne is awesome as well. Look for the Puy de dôme.

Nice.
If you were to travel in the UK, I'd advise the South-West. It's green, comfy, still recognisably British, not too post-industrial since it has that rural British charm, the cities have classical Roman and Georgian architecture, mostly white population

If I speak Breton to Cornish people, would they understand me ?

Whats "Eden Projet" ?

Yeah, I thought about visiting Bristol as recommended in another thread since it's twinned with Bordeaux..
It's a real shame how ruined by deindustrialization some regions were. Northern France is kinda like that as well.
South Western France was left rural and agricultural

bonjour mon amis

pardon, main mon francais ne pas bien

is this correct frogs? or do you say something like "je ne parlé pas bien francais?

basically a huge indoor rainforest

/fug/ the show
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exeter mentioned

how are we today

If you were to pronounce it, it should work.
But it's "mais mon Français n'est pas bien"
As in
>Mon Français est bien
My french is good
>Mon Français N'est PAS bien
My French is not good
(Ne [verb] pas is the negation, you can not say the "ne" as well, but it's less formal)
>Je ne parle pas bien français
It works as well.

merci beaucoup

But it is.

Hey lad, not a bad effort but here you go:
Bonjour les amis, je ne parle pas bien français.

Understandable that you find it hard, being bilingual

warum sind keine Deutscheren in diesem Faden?

I never paid attention in French class when I was a kid unfortunately, appreciate the help

can you tell me why it would be les amis? I thought mon/mes was the male possessive?

Yeah but les works just as well coz it's neutral.
Otherwise "mes" is the plural and you should have used that instead of "mon".
There's no distinction for that in English so don't suppose it's easy eh !

kek

but /fug/ the show is probably 'Allo 'Allo

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Anyway gotta go so gl with communicating lad

ah okay, thanks for the help mate

why is there not a single german post ITT?

i'm missing our kraut autism

Wörk obviously.
>du bist keine shitpost at wörk
-Die 10 Kommandment

>shitpost
Scheisspost

kek

Good afternoon, my fellow civilised friends.

>Ich am der Wörk, dir Gott, who brought du out of the Land of Ägypten, out of das haus of bondage.
>Du shall have nitch other Gotts before Ich.
>Du shall nicht make Fun.
>Du shall nicht take die Name of der Wörk, dir Gott in vain.
>Remember the Holocaust, to keep it heilig.
>Honor dir Boss und dir Wörker.
>Du shall nicht trink Wein.
>Du shall nicht commit Gut Kochen.
>Du shall nicht lend to Griechenland.
>Du shall nicht bear falsch report against dir Juden.
>Du shall covet Land.

I tried.
Well hello old chap.

All the bantz made us afraid of interacting with foreigners.
It's also working hours.

good watch I enjoyed

I'm at work right now, so it means I got paid to reply to you. I hope that's fine with you my kraut friend.

I believe germans don't care about being paid, only working brings happiness to them

this is actually true

I really like money but liking your job should be more important. When I was young I had a job but it was ultra boring to the point of making me depressed.
It wasn't worth the money.

Alright you won because I don't like my job.

afternoon lad

That was kind of a joke. Of course a soul crushing, albeit well paying one will depress the shit out of anyone.
But it seems that French settles for a boring(=/not awful) job if it pays the rent more easily than german

>grape juice
>piss
>piss

french perfer job security over fun in a job

>Cider
>Piss
You just made an ennemy of the entire British Middle class.
Prepare to get passive aggressive remarks

How many /fug/s you are planning to have?

Do any other English lads here get an intense, throbbing erection upon seeing a French flag?
That history between us is.
That fervent hatred, respect and admiration for both countries achievements.
PHWOAR

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Ceci n'est pas un Cidre

too much head on that

Requesting the Two maps showing the countries which the UK went at war with the most, and which she was allied with the most.

pshh
nothin personnel
frog

kek

>tfw your greatest ally is your greatest enemy

This general will never work, deal with it.

It's normal to fight with your bigger sister a lot, UK.
That doesn't mean we don't love you.
>France is the lazy, big breasted sister that likes to fight a lot
>The UK is the smaller but more energetic and hard working

defeatist attitude

>That look in the French guy
What did the English man said to him ?
It would work better if you stopped working and spent a bit of time with us, user.

Classic Ross!

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>Oi lad, that's not a fish and chips in me pocket. I'm really 'appy to see you, luv.

>memecenter

kek
haven't even realized
Mr OffByOneKinobi

post rare Hitlers, De Gaulles, Churchills/Mosleys

How do I get lowerclass somewhat integrated t*rkish or ar*b gf lads?

don't dilute your genes hans

just fuck turks and arabs in brothels, i hear they're legal there

that's lager, not cider

cider never has that big a head and has more bubbles

I want one (1) gf

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Ah you must be right, but wouldn't an ale be more representative of british beer ? Lager is of germanic origin

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Speaking of lagers...

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are young turks born in germany integrated? do they have an accent when they speak? i mean, if you close your eyes and just listen to people talking, can you spot the turks?

here in france there is a huge fracture between arabs (+ blacks and others) and whites, though young whites start to mimic the arabs more and more

i wonder if it's the same in germany or britain

the white, urban british youth have become black

youtube.com/watch?v=OVq2bs8M9HM

In most cases you can hear their accent. By integrated, I meant that they are not crazy muslim radicals or something.

do they have an accent when speaking? not just a way of talking, but literally an accent, the kind of thing you don't really chose to have

> lowerclass
> somewhat integrated t*rkish or ar*b
choose one

i see, then there is a fracture too

do white germans mimic their accent?

here in france, the poor whites that grow up whith arabs catch their accent it's awful

by somewhat integrated I meant that they are not crazy radicals and that they would consider dating non-muslim white G*rms like me

exactly
hence my post

>tfw no assimilated tunisian bf with perfect french accent

Mohamed you av 68 turkey go the législative.

yeah probably, but lager is much more popular Tbh

I wouldnt say that they mimic the whole accent, but they mimic certain expressions. For example amina koyim or shaving as a synonym for beating up.
However, in some bad districts, it is said that German children completely mimic the accent of foreigners. In these districts, the foreigners usually can not even say one correct sentence. Funnily, the prime example for such a district (Berlin-Kreuzberg) is populated also by a lot of hipster leftists, who are mad that their children can not speak proper German. Many of them even try hard so they do not have to send their children to the same schools as their uneducated turkish neighbours.
Source (in German only unfortunately):
zitty.de/flucht-vor-multikulti/
welt.de/print/wams/politik/article13583089/Ich-geh-Baecker.html

but they do exist.

you say "it is said that..." like it's not really frequent, and distant
here it's very obvious, so obvious that some days i feel like i'm the only white speaking normally where i live

and other sad thing is that children of other immigrants act and speak like arabs instead of whites ;( there's no end to this

the president in 50 years will speak like that

In fact, it is unfrequent and distant for me, because I live in Munich, one of the richest regions of Germany. The things I mention happen a lot, but its more in regions like the Ruhr area or Berlin.

i live in paris, the richest region in france, if not in europe :( the givernment took the mixity thing too far

doing a poo

lol fuck both of your irrelevant languages, I'm learning Spanish and gonna get a Moor gf

Doesnt France have a large segregation with all these Banlieues? I guess, that the large segregation made everything worse, since the children from there never had contact to any "real" french peer.
An interesting question is, how many role models for the children can still speak proper French? For example, can the popular gangster rappers still speak proper French? Especially the ones who are immigrants?

yeah there exists huge chunks of suburbs whitout almost any whites BUT even arabs and blacks who live with whites in normal-wealth areas (i mean certainely not rich but not dirt poor either (i lived all my life in one of those suburbs)) still speak whith an heavy accent, that young whites catch too
probably because of rap and ethic solidarity i don't know

i think it's beacause they are the "cool kids" now so they are the models
"ganster rappers" use slang, lots of arabic words, and that aggressive accent

Bow down, Plebejer

they should grow out of it

in the 90s and 00s it was very popular in the UK for working class whites to imitate jamaican accents and dress like gangster rappers and all that other shit

the fad died around 2010 and now most whites are trying to get back in touch with their roots