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Where did my hat go?

>an orange duck
>a freaking duck

>machimpo

>machado couldn't avoid cleating pede in the knee!!!!
>you don't understand you're supposed to slide like that!!!

>philly

1STROS

The Bombston Roid Cucks literally tried to throw at Manny Machado in 2 separate at-bats and failed to hit him every time.

How embarrassing. How humiliating.

>orange ducks pay umps so hard that they eject opponent pitchers for foul balls

MARINERS!

>Phillies
9-9
>Pirates
8-10

jays are going to lose 1-0 thanks to an ump calling an illegal quick pitch on Stroman

fuck Calhoun and his slow-ass approach in the box

For me, it's the injuns

gib win pls

For me, it's series win and 5 out of 6 Injuns

GG Sox

Dubs gib win to us

So the Twins were just pretending

Need momentum? Just play us! We make your trash look like aces.

I'm tired of these motherfucking sneks at the motherfucking plate

It's up your ass and to the left

>freeland
>trash
Pick one famalam

Cesar Hernandez is low-key playing like an all-star this year.

Are you full time or part time? I'm part time at a center and it's honestly not so bad to me; night shift people tend to be older and a little more chill

Not so fast sanfag

we make shelby miller look like a cy young

first for snek sweep

>implying I meant just today
Shatwood isn't that great my dude

>This is what an oriole looks like to Massholes

>We make your trash look like aces.
not so fast

you are fucking scum tbhfam

sure could use some speed on the basepaths and some scattered offense maybe Dalton Pompey will co-

>on the 60-Day DL for a concussion

>score 4 runs in the 1st
>still can't win the game

look at his road ERA last season (ignore his home era please)

I already know how well he pitched at AT&T I'd rather save myself the effort :^)

>tfw another complete game loss

At least we aren't as bad as the Giants

Old Gay on suicide watch

>mfw my son created the orange duck meme

He's ungrounded now

W

>tfw not even a Walgreens fan but I created the HEY FUCK YOU meme

spammed it on early enough that it stuck.

Imagine throwing at someone 4 times and missing every single time.

Man. That's embarrassing.

take that, dad

what the fuck miller

imagine pitching 18 innings in two starts and get zero (0) run support

Rags

That's nothing. Try pitching 40 shutout innings and not getting a single run of support.

I actually like it
Looking at smug bird and calling it a duck makes me smile

Birth of the trinity, bless you user

As long as we can all agree MATTE helmets are superior

Try pitching 150,000 shutout innings and not getting ANY run support.

Imagine having just never getting run support

wew based travis 2 run dinger, first of the season

spoke too soon i guess

>12 pitches
>only 3 strikes
jesus christ lad get rid of him

I don't think a Tripfag has ever been right

Try pitching your entire career with 0 run support

>CUSB……............>CUSB >CUSB >CUSB..... >CUSB ............ >CUSB .......... >CUSB >CUSB..... >CUSB >CUSB >CUSB
>…>CUSB…......>CUSB ................. >CUSB....>CUSB ............ >CUSB .....>CUSB........................>CUSB ............ >CUSB
>……>CUSB....>CUSB .................................. >CUSB .............>CUSB ..... >CUSB.......................>CUSB >CUSB.>CUSB
>……>CUSB....>CUSB ................... .............. >CUSB ............ >CUSB .............. >CUSB..............>CUSB ............ >CUSB
>…>CUSB…......>CUSB ................. >CUSB... >CUSB ............ >CUSB ...................... >CUSB......>CUSB ............ >CUSB
>CUSB……............>CUSB >CUSB >CUSB. . ...>CUSB >CUSB >CUSB......... >CUSB >CUSB........>CUSB >CUSB >CUSB

no windians btw

FUCK YOU.

FUCK YOU

Imagine throwing a no-hitter and still losing

Imagine throwing 100 straight perfectos and losing every single one.

Imagine pitching 9 perfect innings and getting zero (0) run support

FUCK YOU

Honestly false

imagine there's no heaven

Imagine if I hit a walk-off bomb

HEY

>Dodgers
good
>Pirates
great
>Diamondbacks
good
>Rangers
awful
>Orioles
awful
>Yankees on the road
good
>White Sox
good
>Seattle
good-to-great
>Marlins
okay-ish
>Rockies
okay-to-good
>Giants
good-to-great
>Padres
okay
>Blue Jays
awful
Good idea for some but disgusting for others

You may only reply to this post if your team has 13 wins. Not so fast everyone else.

Suppose if a hitter hit a ball so hard that it shattered into pieces and suppose that a fielder gathered every single piece while it was in the air, would it still be an out?

FUCK YOU

>both the giants and dodgers are going to get swept today

wait like 20 minutes please

kinda like dis, no?

youtube.com/watch?v=22H7Jx0sE64

FUCK

nigga the doyers are teeing off on the dbag bullpen rn

FUCK i didnt refresh the page

reporting

>both the offense and pitching of the Rockies are going to hit rock bottom in 2 weeks

YOU FUCKING BURGERS. QUIT WASTING YOUR TIME WITH THAT BORING SPORT AND COME WATCH FOOTBALL!

MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI MESSI

We should quit wasting our time with sports and get one of these.

youtu.be/A_0iFOtmPoE

i don't understand

>Quit wasting your time with that boring sport
>come watch football
Seems a bit hypocritical

lol the rockies offense is always above average basically the whole season. pitching on the other hand......

>pls watch our sport
lol no

That's because you spend 81 games in a meme park.

Just because thinking is hard for mudslimes doesn't mean you have to project your insecurities on us.

>mfw it malfunctions and cant stop at top speed

>barcelona and real top of the league

how fun

our batting is above average on the road too fucking nigger

>post constantly about how 3rd-world-kick is superior to any other sport ever conceived
>literally begging for people to watch it
rattles the ol' thoughtbox

>implying divegrass is a real sport

>tfw MLS is more entertaining than euroball

>Go 2 txt crush
>Taco Bell friendzone burrito commercial comes on

N-Nevermind

my god

The only people who keep spouting the >muh coors meme don't know a damn thing about the Rockies. Their pitching staff deserves a fuck ton of a credit for what they're doing right now. Best bullpen in NL, one of the best in baseball too.

>wind up
>throw pitch
>ump calls timeout after ball hits glove for the second time this game

this ump is utter garbage holy shit

Jesus, I feel sorry for the sad fucks that spend a thousand dollars on that thing.

Mfw >we traded Brinson for Lucroy and Chirinos is unironically the better catcher now

Not to take away from what the Rockies have done so far, but does ANYONE think that's sustainable? You play 81 games in the most hitter-friendly park in the majors, and your staff is pitching well over their heads right now. Eventually the mean has to be regressed to.

the fuck out my thread, bishhh

Imagine pitching 12 perfect innings and getting zero (0) run support

But my team played yesterday