/147/ World Snooker Championship

Monday 24 April


13:00

Mark Selby (Eng) 10-6 Xiao Guodong (Chn)

Graeme Dott (Sco) 6-10 Barry Hawkins (Eng)
19:00

Neil Robertson (Aus) 8-8 Marco Fu (HK)

>ugly wench as OP image
>not using magnificent Selby ass

whats with the inappropriate uncomfy image. delete this and do a new 147 with a sensible pic

t. homosexual

t. 14 year old boy raised on the internet

>stupid_sexy_selby.gif

Stupid bitch, that's not how you play snooker.

good day lads

what a terrible day, at least snooker is on soon

State of mcloed knocking out the best player only to get knocked out in the next round not even making it to the final session. Waste of everyones time.

What happened lad?

Judd played like shit after 4-0.

>Judd Trump
>the best player

lots of work and most of it is because of stupid people who can't do their job on their own

it causes a lot of stress because it can't be helped and can't get into a comfy state of mind for snooker

i just hope Fu pulls through and wins tonight

>best natural talent
>can watch without "gwan ronnie" every shot
>invented nawty snooker

Warehouse job?

This is now a feels thread

REMINDER that Judd got blacked in the first round

hospital...

GWAN RONNIE

>tfw no qt nurse gf.

I just bloody love snooker

Snooker loopy, nuts are we

She's got fake tits too which is even worse.

Do you think Bazza got that sweet, sweet birthday sex last night?

What an exquisite specimen. If Michelangelo were alive today he'd make a sculpture of it.

Get comfy, m8.

Me and him and /147/ and me

>Norwich fan spotted

'lo there ausbro

Which match are you watching? Hawkins v Dott here.

Same la'

DAT RED

lel that smug Bazza

Huh? Doesn't look fake to me. But I'd still prefer mommy Michaela's milk bags.

>turn over to Bazza v Dott
>Lelby immediately makes a century

Is Selby literally /ourguy/?

im a tits guy and proud

>OOH BOY

show us them

>Xiao Dewgong

>ZZZZZelby

No thanks.

Same here

Afternoon all.

Who is this chick anyway, anyone have a name?

Afternoon, m8. Jordan Carver. Google Image Search is your friend.

Do you not know about Jordan Carver?

Shame on you

Fu's gonna do it. I can feel it.

Alex Higgins developed naughty snooker, you casual.

Thanks lads.

>Blorkins

I'm more of an ass guy but damn those are some magnificent tits.

Choose wisely, /147/

C

Michaela could clean my balls if you know what I mean ;)

Option 3 obviously

Bring my man hunter back.

Selby wins lol

>Neil Robertson went straight to the practice rooms after his evening session ended
Maybe the LoL servers were down

Don't tease me with this, Heath and Paul are gone, ok?

Dott

>2 titles, 5 runners-up

Thank you based Duncan

Why did she quit?

Poor Dott

Does he post here?

The rape train never ends, no comfy comebacks today, at least my dog will get some excercise...

Dott looks suicidal.

well that was fast, see you tonight lads

>5 hours until the evening session

b-b-but didnt you hear him at the end? best of 3 with 2 "former champions" and some trick shots my man
ur missin gout

this day gets worse and worse

no comfy snooker for the end of the shift

>ur missin gout

Ha, wish i was, shit sucks.

im good at pool I'd probably be the best of all time at this if I gave it a go

is that 190cm Waistband's father?
why does he walk towards the camera?

stands to reason..

Cheer up, the day will be over soon, innit. Plus at least Fu v Robertson has been quality so far and let's hope the last session will be a cracker as well.

Snooker's rubbish

Why are you not in work lads?

Some of us are. Just don't tell Mr. Shekelstein please!

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>that Happy Birthday guy

6:00-14:00, mate, got back just in time for some snookah.

on the dole desu

Either go back to worshipping your premier league jigaboos or become patrician and come home white man.

i am just did most of my work the morning so i could watch the afternoon session

im really looking forward to it

you'll be watching too right?

Golf is the true white sport paddy

stfu, racist irish lol, really makes me ponder..

Working 4-10 today, doesn't matter though because I can watch the snooker in work

Hasnt golf been headlined by a half-chink mulatto for the last fifteen years?

I hope Dott gets to experience Steve's Taxi

1 coz Graeme makes me sad

obviously B. Every other choice is retarded.

Bazza Pot Quiz!

Of course, lad.

Yay

>Ken giving him the answers
what the fuck is this?

Ladies and gentlemen, your Barry Hawkins MOTM.

Bazza spilling his spaghetti big time

sake Bazza, this is an embarrassment

Hes blorkin it up

>Blorkins

resigning from the Hawkins fanclub as we speak desu

Hazel thicc

>tfw he looks like my dads cousin

Just tuned in lads, what's happening now?

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40 Years of the Crucible

Games ended early, so they now repeat the pre-tournament 40 years of crucible celebration.