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what was

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>no, its conor. conor. in the third.

Come on put a little effort you autist

are you saying the OP matters?

"the OP matters" - idiot

What went wrong?

Not who creates it, but a little more that "what was" would be nice

here's everything you need my man

Dana likes diego and knows he'll go out and bang. Its an easy win to build up who they want or if they want a good fight on the card.

Thanks senpai, guess I'm expecting too much from kids that didn't go through middle school.

Is Mikey retarded?

"please cater to my Asperger's and ocd because im a fucking loser zero"

-an absolutely fucking pathetic gunless zilch that will amount to nothing

The one thing the UFC needs is a larger roster

Atleast 40+ fighters in each class

You sound like a low income loser

haven't updated this in a while

Mir has convinced me, he was set up

is this your first time seeing the man?

I literally could buy you and your entire family don't even reply you are nothing i will make sure of that you fucking zero

>WW and LW have the most depth

in other news, water is wet

You couldn't afford an apple pie from McDonald's you fucking dork

id split decision the both of you

>flyweight is really strong, it's just that DJ is THAT good

Is this really how deep the UFCs rankings are? I'm very surprised

Correct

wow the average-sized divisions have the most fighters? shocking revelation there.

neat stats. im gonna remake this in the heem calendar and picks template

I don't remember listening to one of his interview indeed, he didn't seem that off in post fight interviews.

MW is most stacked division IMO

What went right?

Genetically modified to be perfect breeding material

do you mean Gabi?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_current_UFC_fighters

No, Gabi would make a great elementary school principal

finish this sentence:

wmma was a _____ .

updated

>@UFCEspanol:
>@sergvegal @criscyborg This event is not scheduled yet. By the way, Cyborg was offered before two championship bouts at 145lbs and one at 135, rejected all.

>@criscyborg:
>@UFCEspanol @sergvegal Ridiculous is this how to help build my brand? Is this your idea of marketing? Lie and say that I am rejecting fights? @seanshelby

UFC v Cyborg, part 81

Whittaker will heem Cuckhold

Nah

She should just joins Gabi and forget the UFC, they obviously don't give a shit about their fighters anymore.

I'd fight both of you, slip your first haymaker with ease because you're overzealous and looking for the KO, which was clearly evident based on your body language and mewvement, then I immediately counter with a left uppercut right elbow hook to the nose combo, step in for a hard judo toss but instead of tossing, I do a quick capoeira handstand and donkey kick you square in the nuts, now you're reeling in pain and I turn to face the other guy, but he's not even ready to go because he's worried about what I'm capable of doing because he just saw me kick you in the nuts, he goes to square up but I throw a lightning fast straight fingered jab to the eyes, causing him to immediately recoil and cover his face with both hands, which, you guessed it, leaves his groin unprotected, and of course I capitalize, quickly sliding to my knees like I just scored a goal in soccer, and ripping a Mendes-esque right uppercut square to the bottom of the scrotum, crushing both testes between my hard uppercut and the pelvic bone, at which point I turn around and quickly crack you with an oblique kick but it lands directly on the front of your throat and now you can't breathe, so I ensure that my rear foot is placed directly on top of your testicles, but the second guy is beginning to get up, covering his balls and his eyes, so I wind up and put all of my full body torque into a tornado kick, but just as the kick is about to land on the side of his temple and likely kill him, I land gently on my feet, tip m'fedora and walk out of the bar, everyone staring silently with their mouths wide, and just before I walk out into the street I turn and stare directly into your eyes and say fuck u goof, I whip out my phone and I've already got fight pass loaded up, I click on recent additions to fight pass and quickly locate a spicy banger, and it buffers as I step out into the street, everyone knowing that I am, by far, the truest of all fight fans

Agreed, Rockhold has shite boxing skills and a glass jaw

Whittaker also have excellent TDD

GOAT

The autism of /heem/ everyone

UFC BTFO

Coker keeps winning

meisha tate is ugly

Rate this card

Chael Sonnen vs Wanderlei Silva
Matt Mitrione vs Fedor Emelianenko
Douglas Lima vs Lorenz Larkin
Michael Chanderl vs Brent Primus
Aaron Pico vs Zach Freeman
Phil Davis vs Ryan Bader 2
James Gallagher vs Chinzo Machida

i could almost imagine having sex with gabi until i think of those giant, sandpaper man-hands of hers cradling my tiny manlet thighs when she holds me against a wall to power fuck me. it creeps me out

Post fighters who are impossible to like.

Gabi makes it very clear in like every way that she's super submissive with guys

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Remember when Rampage snitched on Jones fucking Ronda long dick style?

>massaging his record instead of moving up to take challenges
>streams on twitch

he's the biggest meme fighter going, cant wait until he gets sparked by Cody

>It's another Blow Job Penn episode

Will this overrated scrub ever fuck off?

youtube.com/watch?v=qmJfcOSmyvw

>Marinovich BJ Penn
>Overrated

He was the scariest man in MMA at the time.

Figures this post would come from an Irish.

Why would you criticize a champion for staying in his division? Champs jumping around weight classes is what's killing the UFC.

you're putting words in my mouth, he's defended the belt enough, cejudo was the last credible challenger, it's no different from when anderson cleared out the division and people wanted him to move up

whose you're favourite female fighter?

Everyone says that until they watch a bellator card

What do you mean credible? Elliott is a great fighter and Reis is good as well

And then we fucked lol

lol why the FUCK would anyone want to hire this guy? he fucking never got better at his job.

>not liking le slip n rip man

fuck off

This webm triggers so many R9k permavirgins

Beat it, get lost

Why?

>doesn't like goldie
>probably doesn't like Joe
>most likely doesn't like Stann, DC, Dom, or Anik

So just what is it you autists want? Generic, forgettable commentary like Joe Buck/Troy Aikman or Marv Allen/Bran Anderson? UFCs commentary is part of what made the spectacle memorable.

Honestly I like Todd Grisham. He reminds me of the dude that used to call WEC. Craig Hummer I think his name was.

thats a lot of assumptions to make a pretty shitty point

its a newfriend who got le triggered meme wrong

Fuck him, he unironically thought Lobov was winning Rd 1-3

Prove it.

>Cody calling out TJ for ending Chris Holdsworth's career due to an illegal knee in a malicious sparring session.

TJ needs a heem.

fuck her. she's a roiding cheat, always has been always will be

yeah it's cool to see her beat the shit out of other women as hormone testing confirms she's a man

but fuck, she's a fucking cry baby and should be lucky she hasn't been black listed for cheating for so long

stay btfo

Really?

Cody should just fucking release the KO video, man. Fuck that little juicehead.

>MMA guy does Pro-wrestling commentary
>claims to get bullied and runs away like a pussy

>Pro-wrestling guy does MMA commentary
>turns out to be GOAT

Never happened

>brags about KOing his sparring partner
>complains that someone else KOed their sparring partner

really makes you think, huh?

People say Conor is turning MMA into mandrama, but there's more WWE-tier drama surrounding TJ and Team Alpha Male than anyone else in the promotion.

He kept bringing it up but Stann put him in check third round. Did you even watch the fight?

Rate this main event

As any drama to you mandrama or something? Should everyone be good two shoes statist pieces of shit like your fake bitch ass shut the fuck up don't even reply you already know the answer you fucking zilch shut the fuck up

Artem arguably won the first round.

Loving every laugh, bud, please continue to post.

PostOP/10

*grabs your throat*

>mfw conrad mcgregor gassed out badly 2 fights in a row, making he lose once to a shitty opponent and run around in circles to catch his breath to beat said shiter and right after that released a """conditioning""" program thats probably making him monthly more than i am going to make in a year

conor truly is a unparalleled genius, its his universe and we are merely inhabiting it

Can they just add a tranny division already?

You could sell oxygen to all those "Irish"-Americans who buy his shit if you told them it was Irish air.

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Based Kavanagh

ugly as sin/7

Living here is 10x worse, "Irish" Americans are fucking everywhere when in fact theyre mud blooded scots-irish peasants riding around with "Eire" stickers on their cars

Anyone have the Tyrone heem'd webm?

the saga continues: nypost.com/2017/04/24/aaron-hernandezs-alleged-prison-lover-is-a-convicted-bank-robber/

Well, that does it! We tried to convince you to watch our league through peaceful means. We explained you the good points of watching it, how the league works, which are the teams... And what did you do? You cleaned your butts with our suggestions. You are shitting to our pleas for you to experience the majestic thing Liga NOS is. We tried to be reasonable. We even tried to meme you into watching it! But it was of no avail... So now we must take drastic measures. We must use all the meme magic and meme power we can to make you watch our league. Most of you will fail in this task, and sacrifices shall be made. But it is all done for the greater done. >if you don't start watching the Portuguese League of Football, also known as Liga NOS, then your favourite team will never win anything again. I mean, anything. No cups, no league titles, not even more games. A drought of victories shall occur upon you until you start watching our league, and supporting one team with all your heart. All immunities are useless I hope my point is understood.

>Antoine Griezmann's adviser has told Telefoot that the France international will consider offers from Manchester United and Real Madrid.

WEBM Thread: Can we have a sports WEBM thread? Any sport, anything sport related

/tennis/: ramos / dull mc finals edition 8:30 est 14:30 cedric time

Best sporting country in the world: >best in the world at boxing >best in the world at tennis >best in the world at f1 >best in the world at cycling >best football league in the world >best in the world at rugby >best in the world at snooker >best in the world at darts >best in the world at sailing >best in the world at rowing >best in the world at squash

/nba/ general - True Colors Edition: East >Cleveland sweeps Indiana 4-0 and advances to the second round >Series tied 2-2 between Boston and Chicago >Series tied 2-2 between Toronto

the saga continues: nypost.com/2017/04/24/aaron-hernandezs-alleged-prison-lover-is-a-convicted-bank-robber/

Well, that does it! We tried to convince you to watch our league through peaceful means. We explained you the good points of watching it, how the league works, which are the teams... And what did you do? You cleaned your butts with our suggestions. You are shitting to our pleas for you to experience the majestic thing Liga NOS is. We tried to be reasonable. We even tried to meme you into watching it! But it was of no avail... So now we must take drastic measures. We must use all the meme magic and meme power we can to make you watch our league. Most of you will fail in this task, and sacrifices shall be made. But it is all done for the greater done. >if you don't start watching the Portuguese League of Football, also known as Liga NOS, then your favourite team will never win anything again. I mean, anything. No cups, no league titles, not even more games. A drought of victories shall occur upon you until you start watching our league, and supporting one team with all your heart. All immunities are useless I hope my point is understood.

>Antoine Griezmann's adviser has told Telefoot that the France international will consider offers from Manchester United and Real Madrid.

WEBM Thread: Can we have a sports WEBM thread? Any sport, anything sport related

/tennis/: ramos / dull mc finals edition 8:30 est 14:30 cedric time

Best sporting country in the world: >best in the world at boxing >best in the world at tennis >best in the world at f1 >best in the world at cycling >best football league in the world >best in the world at rugby >best in the world at snooker >best in the world at darts >best in the world at sailing >best in the world at rowing >best in the world at squash

/nba/ general - True Colors Edition: East >Cleveland sweeps Indiana 4-0 and advances to the second round >Series tied 2-2 between Boston and Chicago >Series tied 2-2 between Toronta

the scat spammer is the person who made this thread

the saga continues: nypost.com/2017/04/24/aaron-hernandezs-alleged-prison-lover-is-a-convicted-bank-robber/

Well, that does it! We tried to convince you to watch our league through peaceful means. We explained you the good points of watching it, how the league works, which are the teams... And what did you do? You cleaned your butts with our suggestions. You are shitting to our pleas for you to experience the majestic thing Liga NOS is. We tried to be reasonable. We even tried to meme you into watching it! But it was of no avail... So now we must take drastic measures. We must use all the meme magic and meme power we can to make you watch our league. Most of you will fail in this task, and sacrifices shall be made. But it is all done for the greater done. >if you don't start watching the Portuguese League of Football, also known as Liga NOS, then your favourite team will never win anything again. I mean, anything. No cups, no league titles, not even more games. A drought of victories shall occur upon you until you start watching our league, and supporting one team with all your heart. All immunities are useless I hope my point is understood.

>Antoine Griezmann's adviser has told Telefoot that the France international will consider offers from Manchester United and Real Madrid.

WEBM Thread: Can we have a sports WEBM thread? Any sport, anything sport related

/tennis/: ramos / dull mc finals edition 8:30 est 14:30 cedric time

Best sporting country in the world: >best in the world at boxing >best in the world at tennis >best in the world at f1 >best in the world at cycling >best football league in the world >best in the world at rugby >best in the world at snooker >best in the world at darts >best in the world at sailing >best in the world at rowing >best in the world at squash

/nba/ general - True Colors Edition: East >Cleveland sweeps Indiana 4-0 and advances to the second round >Series tied 2-2 between Boston and Chicago >Series tied 2-2 between Torontm

MODS

Imagine getting so triggered by an OP that you spam gay scat porn.

Would be fucking hilarious if Conor got Aldo'd.

Wasn't Mayweather a brawler early in his career? If he wants to cement his legacy he should ko Conor in the first instead of toying with him and beating him in the 10th. Then Conor will have the I WUZ BEAT BY DA CARDIO YEH excuse

stop being this imbecil, you pathetic kid