/dixie/ - Southern US & friends

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Weird, i was reading this article where that comes up in the first paragraph:
abbevilleinstitute.org/review/hank-williams-and-the-elusive-redneck/

Tomorrow is "World No Tobacco Day" which is very yankee and queer.

I read that earlier today

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Did you ever find weed

nay, i had a tiny bit and a friend i had over had a tiny bit so we had enough for a bowl

but but past that im drunk as shit

found out a qt chick he and i knew is slutting it up in spain, and took the commiepill, and god help her, she even shaved the side of her head and dyed the rest fucking blue

You should mercy kill her when she gets back. Make sure she doesn't breed because sometimes they have a crisis of conscience at the abortion clinic and decide to raise their half white commie spawn

I suppose the idea is to promote the message that smoking often leads to lung cancer, but the name is really ignorant of the fact that there are other ways of consuming it (e.g. dip, snus) that don't cause cancer.

>that don't cause cancer
bullshit, I've seen it happen

its disappointing but she was cute enough to be treated well by everyone she ever met to the extent she'd believe communism is feasible, if that works

she's always had unrealistic as fuck expectations and, i fucking hate to use this term, betas giving her rent and utility money when she needed it

so spain is basically grad school for her entitlement, she's slender, tall, was blonde, and has huge tits

she's set for spaniards

Small correction: there's conflicting evidence for whether or not snus and dip cause cancer.

>In a comprehensive review of all reports from previous years, one study noted "The use of moist snuff and chewing tobacco imposes minimal risks for cancers of the oral cavity and other upper respiratory sites, with relative risks ranging from 0.6 to 1.7." SEER, the Surveillance Epidemiology and End Results program of the National Cancer Institute, noted in 2012 that there were 3.6 cases of oral cancer among 100,000 smokeless tobacco users each year, the same rate seen in non-exposed men.
(en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dipping_tobacco#Long-term_effects)

>A study of almost 10,000 Swedish, male construction workers published in the International Journal of Cancer in 2008 found a statistically significant increase in the incidence of the combined category of oral and pharyngeal cancer among daily users of snus. Another study reports 16 cases of Oral cancer among snus users. Other studies and opinion pieces in renowned journals, such as the British Medical Journal and The Lancet, do not confirm any correlation between snus usage and oral cancer, but one study suggests a probable increased risk of pancreatic cancer as a result of snus use.
(en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snus#Health_consequences)

Why did the boomers feel the need to destroy the West

Every drug has their consequences. I'm just a bit leery of anti-tobacco campaigns since a) I come from a tobacco growing family; b) tobacco, unlike pot or LSD or whatever, does not affect ones moral or spiritual health; c) I have the suspicion such campaigns have helped to lead to a growth in the popularity of the weed meme.

Tobacco usage implies a weakness of character and a lack of self control

because it felt good

Well so was Lincoln

Cash money

Why is the Confederacy the comfiest place in North America (besides Old Québec, of course)?

>Eight years ago [in the year 1532] at Dessau, I, Dr. Martin Luther, saw and touched a changeling. It was twelve years old, and from its eyes and the fact that it had all of its senses, one could have thought that it was a real child. It did nothing but eat; in fact, it ate enough for any four peasants or threshers. It ate, shit, and pissed, and whenever someone touched it, it cried. When bad things happened in the house, it laughed and was happy; but when things went well, it cried. It had these two virtues. I said to the Princes of Anhalt: “If I were the prince or the ruler here, I would throw this child into the water–into the Molda that flows by Dessau. I would dare commit homicidium on him!” But the Elector of Saxony, who was with me at Dessau, and the Princes of Anhalt did not want to follow my advice. Therefore, I said: “Then you should have all Christians repeat the Lord’s Prayer in church that God may exorcise the devil.” They did this daily at Dessau, and the changeling child died in the following year…. Such a changeling child is only a piece of flesh, a massa carnis, because it has no soul.

t. Martin Luther

There was lots of weird shit going on at that time.

Conservative, agrarian societies are inherently /comfy/.

My spurs are fucked lads wagecuckery is not easy!

Puerto Rico and U. S. Virgin Islands are honorary /dixie/

My wacky neighbor is fucking firing his .44 at 12Am. He does this every dang Monday.

>when you don't include thread tunes
youtube.com/watch?v=f5xdgYLuFCk
youtube.com/watch?v=dKMTu1GDi_w
youtube.com/watch?v=LArGlfEVYqM
youtube.com/watch?v=5HeZtFH1Trg
also just for fun:
youtube.com/watch?v=s6jSqt39vFM&t=104s

Didn't the entire Puerto Rico pretty much just go bankrupt?

Don't forget some of this stuff, too.
youtube.com/watch?v=Ikxnz2NIdxI

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Update to for those of y'all who want to know:
- I didn't piss myself.
- I felt pretty prepared, didn't trip over my words.
- It's not a yes or a no, it's a "we've spent months looking for decent translators and you and one other guy are the two best we could find, we'd like you both to make some revisions to your translations before we pick to make sure you can nail the tone of the original".

For a short project this wouldn't all be worth it, but it's a big book and the author says it's going to be a trilogy and she don't want to switch translators. If I get it, I get all three books. Worth?

I love this image every time I see it.

sounds worth

For sure, hope ya get it

heh

Lel, he's just gonna play along with it now. I like that.

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I love how fucking angry this tweet made people, just look at the replies.

>70 year old man fucks up while typing
>everyone loses their minds
getting tired of this

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I wish I could have worried this much about Dubya when I was still playing with legos

fuck drumpf. And fuck whypipo

weed?

>I use the second one when I talk to American tourists
Holy taters, ya'll.

Why?

Rolls of the tongue. English is not our first language and our harsh accent is an obstacle in English mellowness, so it turns either too harsh (considered amateurish) or too mellow (considered overcompensating)

I've been told I sound like an Irishman...

>I've been told I sound like an Irishman...
lel

Do you get many American tourists there?

I'm having a hard time differentiating your people among the crowd, unless they have specific physical features (overly fair or dark for example, or tacky clothing, though those can be the Dutch as well). Only through speech. Many? I don't know, but it's not hard to encounter them since they're the main "sunshine" besides the obvious one...Loud, cheery, inquisitive, cordial in their stance and approach. We get more southerners though, I don't know why. It's easier to hear a southern American accent here

>We get more southerners though, I don't know why.
weird

>weird
The best kind of Americans. We get African Americans too. So far, they've met with a "racial shock". Possibly because African Americans have a singular image of "white people". I can't explain it properly. I danced with a black girl and afterwards, she told me we're "like a tall version of Latinos". Surely they thought "white people" eath cheese on the go, wear flip flops with socks and can't dance for shit. They've not seen the rhythm of the Balkan man

And this is why fathers need to spend time with their children
Women are dumb.

Catastrophic climate change is a meme

>Surely they thought "white people" eath cheese on the go, wear flip flops with socks and can't dance for shit.
the influence of the eternal Kraut strikes again

really activates your almonds huh?

I don't really know if I'm with Blompf on this one desu. Even it is a meme we don't really lose anything by trying to address it, pollution is a bad thing either way.

that said it shouldn't be a priority over American industry

The Paris agreement doesn't do anything, the most optimistic UN projections say that it would put off warming by 4 years. 90% of the reductions are put off until after the agreement expires

yeah I'm aware, it seems like environmental virtue signalling more than anything else. I just meant his stance on climate change in general, that and the anti-vaxing stuff he used to shitpost is really the only issue I have with him.

T-Texas mentioned

Honestly if he would just sell things like nuclear plants and CNG/electric cars as national security measures then he could probably get 75% of Congress to support it

the anti vax shit is stupid tho

reminder that the term "melting pot" in reference to the United States is a meme originating from the early 20th century and has no basis in the founders' vision

My family has assimilated ;_;

>ass-imilated
of course

It was also coined by a Jew living in London who wasn't even a US citizen

MENTIONED
youtube.com/watch?v=Di0PFJnwL0I

Yeah guys, fuck public health awareness. Take your cancer sticks and shove them up your ass. You fucks that stand in front of stores and smoke are the bane of my existence.

>millennial problems

Worrying about the public good is a socialist tendency and it needs to be stamped out

Ignoring whether or not it causes cancer, dip is still really shitty for your mouth. A cigar every now and then is probably the best way to go when it comes to consuming tobacco.

all
y'all

>taxes

>Worrying about the public good
Only losers do this, just because you suck at life doesnt mean everyone does as well

Dixies are our lads

The French are our eternal allies

Great posts

>the norwegian ameriboo

>Mexican literacy

>en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheridan,_Arkansas
>In March 2014, Sheridan High School principal Rodney Williams ordered the removal of student profiles from the student yearbook, rather than publish one of an openly gay student.
What have your officials done to combat Jewry

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>tfw they don't make movies like Labyrinth anymore
I just want movies to be magical again...

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Should have the clap emoji after every word

ded

only for a little while :)

…what is this, a bean-shaped bowl of tiny spiders?
>turning it into a Minions thing
Is nothing sacred anymore? Fuck.

>spiders

ticks senpai

Oh, that makes more sense. They still have eight legs.
I've never been bitten by one, but fuck ticks.

What is the south's fascination with civil era leaders and the confederacy in general? You guys fucking lost, why are you clamoring to preserve memorials of racist ancient relics that failed at doing anything noteworthy?

theyre arachnids too

>What is the south's fascination with civil era leaders and the confederacy in general?

you aren't even trying

even shermanposters put in more effort ffs

trying what?

Because America's history is one of rebellion against tyrannical and overbearring governments. The Confederacy is the personification of that for Southerners

Some of the leaders were honorable men and that's why we venerate them

FOY

Heard y'all were talking shit.

reminder that the feds have been researching remotely crashing automobiles for years now

reminder that the cia has perfected a method of using mobile "execution vans" to do their dirty work in

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just smoked out a coworker and gave him a stoned lecture on how Julius Caesar conquered Gaul, in particular the siege of Alesia

dude wants to hear the rest of how he took his legion and went back and took rome for himself tomorrow at work

>weed

>he doesn't partake of the Carthaginian hashish

wrong gif kek

lel

Why were you talking about Caesar's conquest of Gaul?

we were watching one of the shows where a chef gets paid to go on vacation around the world and get drunk and eat the local food

there were some pretty well preserved roman ruins in libya that got shown and we got talking about how spread out rome was

>we got talking about how spread out rome was
I miss her ;_;

>GERM'D

they had as good a run as the celts did

the germanics did well for a few hundred years too