Tfw your country is politically and geographically irrelevant so when WW3 comes no one will give enough of a fuck to...

>tfw your country is politically and geographically irrelevant so when WW3 comes no one will give enough of a fuck to nuke it

all anglo dogs will be nuked

So long as the yanks don't drag us into this we should be fine. Though I reckon the Chinese have different goals for us.

Pretty sure Russia will launch some nukes over there too in case of going down
>If this is the end for us then we will make sure you will go down with us

you are like a little baby

watch THIS

www.worldmapswithout.nz

What kind of bogan lives in stralia and thinks his country is stretegically irrelevant? have you heard of World War 2? the map is still the same.

Feels good to be honest

Feels good to be honest

good think new zealand isn't anglo

Even if they did, what's gonna happen? Someone's gonna put the time and effort into either bombing or occupying a country the size of Western Europe to take an army less than one fortieth the size of America's out of the war?

>implying we weren't only relevant because the enemy was Japan in that war

no, they'll just nuke your population centres and send a mining crew to extract all the precious lithium and zinc on your continent

You know that China and Russia are neighbors of Japan right?
What conflic hypothesis you have of WW3 were you think the pacific ocean will be irrelevant?

>tfw your country is politically and geographically irrelevant but you'll STILL be the first in line to get fucked

I suppose that Sydney and Melbourne will be nuked in WWIII but I guess that's about it

>hey the main players in the Pacific are Japan and the US
>let's invade that country in the middle of the ocean that isn't near either of those places

>Hey I'm china and I'm going to neglect a threat coming from the south because I already have threats coming from the east!
Dude America has two unsinkable aircraft carriers in the pacific, you guys and Japan.If WW3 happens, expect Chinese marines trying to occupy Australia if they make it that far.

Feels good to be atleast geographically important.

Nuke us please.

>tfw eternal bufferzone so regardless who you side with, foreigners will come and fight their wars on your soil and destroy your infrastructure in the process

>wow they have 30,000 soldiers, no nukes and they might be getting a tiny aircraft carrier in the next 10 years
>that's such a big threat to a country with 2.8 million troops

>tfw your country will be a battleground

Calm down Muhammad

No you won't,we on the other hand

As anglos, you'll be taken down. We are the only ones that could remain neutral in the pacific

>country that regularly appears on world maps
>not getting nuked

Sorry Bazza, enjoy practically every major urban area becoming irradiated glass in WW3

>tfw you country will never become a battleground
feels good to be huge

Will become a missile test site though

You're implying I live anywhere relevant enough to be nuked

We will probably one of the first to get nuked.

We're one big supply center.

The amount of latinos in there is the only thing that might save you honestly.

CHI

You're not using that meme right

>Judíos de agua
>Getting nuked, ever

Our capital probably get nuked

Why?

M8, when shit goes down, everyone even remotely relevant is on the chopping block. Australia would be nuked if not by Russia, then by China for sure.

>WW3 will probably never happen
>You will never get to die instantly in nuclear hellfire

We're close enough geodesically that if the norks went full retard they could try to nuke Rockhampton

Even with nukes out of the equation, Australia and NZ are fair game because they are anglo