*squirts* edition
/cum/
every night you light me with your gasoline
every time I feel delight when you recall my name
remeber that you are loved by many anonymous!
GONNA GET YOU
LIKE A SPACE BOY
trying to memorize Tom Petty's "Heart of Gold" on guitar in case im ever in a social situation with a guitar. Thinkin that's a crowd pleaser.
don't be such a vacuous socialite
yeah, I have been everyday
vancouver.craigslist.ca
want this so bad but I'm pretty sure this would be a terrible DD which is what i need
i remember caring about that when i was 12 years old
then i hit 27 and stopped giving a fuck
grow the fuck up niggas
bitches love paul
youtube.com
congratulations on taking 15 years to get over a rather superficial insecurity
thanks you too
still his best song
*squirts on (you) for not noticing the edition*
i saw it. i just ignored it, just like i'm going to be ignoring you for the rest of the thread
I'll take it desu
tfw no gf
flirting with a girl I don't know in a facebook group chat that my friends are also in, bit awkward
have you tried talking to girls
no
Kind of enjoyed how that one autist stopped posting her
think I finally learned the chorus to Yesterday
>tfw stupid failure and disappointment to parents
>why yes, I play the guitar
just figured out the notes to a song all by myself
mirin
ok here's what you do
1. Go to class, work, social clubs, the gym, bars
2. Identify a girl that you're attracted to
3. approach her and start a conversation
4. repeat until successful
good luck out there
checked
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>3. approach her and start a conversation
herein lies the hard part
the regret after you walk away is work than rejection
whatever. Works for me, bro.
worse
I have never heard of a schengen area until just now
>started to allow easy movement for tourism and work
>now means refugees can barge into whatever cunt they want no matter where they came from
Ahh yes, the EU.
The fugees were always the goal.
schade
>Angela Merkel keeps talking about how EU needs to stand on it's own more than ever because of Trump
Germans never stop do they?
wish I could go to bed without my idiot roommates walking through the living room every 20 minutes
*walks through the living room*
CLEAR
r8 my jam senpai
youtu.be
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lol
REAL
NIGGA
CHEESE
HOURS
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dat real nigga cheese hours covfefe
Please inform me where your right to be this anally buttblasted over a meme tweet is in the Constitution.
If we don't get seven hours of analysis from CNN on this tweet then is the press REALLY FREE?
This nigga ain't got 3 years left in him. LOL president
If he covfefe's every day he'll win the next election you fool
>meme tweet
These people are allowed to vote
There's an unalienable right to covfefe, bruh
Yeah man I totally wish we could be in a hot war with Russia right now, fuck those magatards
>russia
>megatards
We elected a reality show personality.
A healthy alternative compared to me getting selectively serviced to die in some siberian shithole
Missing the old days. Not the best, but capable
I give him 90 more days. Unfit hack
Remember those 240 years when we had a not retarded president?
Lawdy. Can't make this up
We've had a shit president since the 30s
>We've had a shit president since the 30s
Which one?
all fourteen
Yes since the days of herbert hoover
hoover wasn't shit, the economic crisis was not within his control
so all of you lovely people here can at least agree on one thing: democracy is not a good method of selecting leaders? i'm glad we can agree on something at least
"Hoover had the potential to be a very good president, but he was overwhelmed by the challenges that he faced."
Sounds like another guy I know
Should we have minimum requirements for president? Sure it's not easy to define, but by this point I think it's in our best interest.
Wouldn't want an unqualified engineer building bridges, right? Or walls?
Yeah totally. Lets restrict democracy even more than it already is. Why should the people have a say anyways?
What would the minimum requirements be?
not a big fan of this "replying but not giving a (You) or not even putting the post number" gimmick
I long for a real man to satisfy me
well keep looking because you ain't finding here on this general
come post ur qt3.14 accents :33
canadians don't bother
Despite the constant negative press covfefe
WAKE UP YOU THOTS
Nigga it's 8am
shut up and post, you trash
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French Mcdonalds is fucking terrible
Breaking news: McDonald's is fucking terrible
Shut the fuck up?
think I'm gonna buy BDO
Choo Choo
>Ameriblobs eat burgers in the morning
umm.. m-mods?
McDicks doesn't serve burgers until 1030
Belgium in charge of talking shit
they do, I've had it
it wasn't a proper bruger, rather a ham-and-eggs-burger
That was on a biscuit you dummy
>ham-and-eggs-burger
k
that was on a bun I swear
it was called a McMorning iirc
How healthy is your fast food, friend?
Also, how much of it includes delicious horse meat?
please take me back, I want poulycrocs and bicky burgers
I love the environment!
McShutthefuckup
>mfw an Ameriblod knows about poulycrocs and bickies
what a time to be alive