I kicked a crow and now it has been stalking me
does this happen in your cunt?
I kicked a crow and now it has been stalking me
Parker Watson
Jack Williams
crows are vengeful as fuck, so you're pretty fuarked
Ayden Bennett
greece 2500 years ago: At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet.
greece now: a cow is stalking me
Hudson Reed
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Kayden Flores
lul
better run faster op
Charles Nguyen
He wants to kill you
Aaron Gutierrez
it's too late, he's already dead
Levi Martin
Serves you right, cunt. Don't kick birds.
Gabriel Hughes
This.
Chase Roberts
what the fuck
Sebastian Baker
you're fucked my man, better leave this planet for good
Luis Ramirez
How did you get close enough to a crow to kick it?
Name her Merks and kick it again.
In Britain and Ireland if someone is sick the last bird you want to see is a cock robin hanging around. Someone is checking out.
Liam James
how about you fuck off back to your normie site
Caleb White
ru posting from jail?
Brody Diaz
I shot some kots and yesterday a mother fucking black kot ran across my path as I was riding my bike,
what did that fucker mean by that?
Juan Hughes
Did you know that this kind of birds are more intelligent than the others animals ? Their brains are very complex and they have consciousness, they recognize themselves when they look at a mirror for example. You are fucked.
Caleb Morales
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Carter Campbell
>I kicked a crow
What a pathetic cunt.
Dylan Sanchez
have you even wondered why a group of crows is called a murder?
here's why
Blake James
>I kicked a crow
Kys
Cooper Rogers
Crows will teach other crows you are a bad person. And they will remember it for at least five years.
Lincoln Brooks
I once shot with my pellet rifle at a pair of crows chasing a magpie trying to steal his lunch away from his beak that were perched on my neighbor's rooftop antena.
hit one of the crows and he fell dead on the roof.
the other one flew off fast but later returned with a whole pack of crows and they were flying and circling around the roof creating a heck of a noise while one landed near the corpse on the antena and was cawwwww cawwwwing at it.
then in a minute they all flew away.
weirdest shit I've ever seen from a bird.
Shot that one
Noah Gray
>he doesn't know greek posters are all normie redditors
I've never seen a crow in greece, magpies are everywhere though
Isaac Perry
it wont go away man
do I just kick it again?
Jayden Watson
kill yourself pathetic samefag
Christian Williams
Certainly.
>the daddy takes a stroll to a nearby shop
>a crow is in his way fiddling with something
>he shoos it out of the way and it flies up to a street light, squawking
>when the daddy comes back he sees the crow still sitting there
>and two others are on the light across the road
>as he passes under crow number one they all swoop down and attack his head
>had to run for his life