JUVENTUS DOMINANCE THREAD

Champion's League Champions 2016-2017

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Literally no one can even come close to stopping us.

Literally no one can even score a goal on us.

>tfw ur a real, atleti or monaco fan and you know you have no fucking chance against us.
>tfw ur a farca fan and you didn't have a dangerous shot on goal in 180 minutes.

Apologize

>tfw you need to use Refball to defeat us. Twice

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They've dominated nothing outside of their own pissant league

just wait until h*guain misses an open net in the CL final

Porto-Juve 0-2
> Shots: 3-18
> Corners: 1-8
> Possession: 31% - 69%
> Passing Accuracy: 79% - 93%


Juve-Porto 1-0
> Shots: 15-9
> Corners: 4-1
> Possession: 62% - 38%
> Passing Accuracy: 91% - 84%


> tfw blaming refball that your team sucks huge dick.

I don't know man, we managed to lose against Hamburger

*nothing personnel kid..,*

Pretty sure they dominated Barca and Porto over 360 minutes for an aggregate score of 6-0, and those two teams are currently in first and second place in their respective leagues.

> tfw actually believing the Premier League has the most talented players
> tfw 2 Premier League teams have won the Champion's League in the past 10 years.
> tfw 2 Serie A teams have won the Champion's League in the past 10 years.

yeah and when they inevitably lose no one would have given a fuck

that doesn't even make sense grammatically.

>found the autist.

>pic
ayyyy

>mfw next year when Napoli cucks Jewventus out of the Serie A

>The customers are realigning RIGHT NOW

Who gives a fuck, we'll have already won 6 in a row (record).

>mfw next year we'll be the first team to win back-to-back Champion's Leagues.

you actually think a team with this petulant crybaby can take down the most DOMINANT TEAM IN SERIE A HISTORY.

>tfw Farca couldn't score on JUVE in 180 minutes
>tfw Farca scored 3 TIMES on Halal's BITCH ASS DEFENSE in 90 minutes

*blocks your path*

When you send off one of our defenders through refball, it's easy to get those numbers. Also, see how we only suffered 3 goals overall, despite playing basically 135 minutes with one player less

Also, there was a third time you used refball, and we will never forgive you for that one

But the serie a is the best league.

Why does Napoli have such tight uniforms?

If Milik can have a good season Juve may have some problems, he has all the tools to be the best Striker on Earth

because they are terroni

fuck juventus btw

*buys the league*

>Literally no one can even come close to stopping us.
>Literally no one can even score a goal on us.
I didn't know Juventus has any american players.

Are you in their Primavera?

Reminder that you had refball against Roma in the qualification, so without the ref you wouldn't even have played against Juventus in the Champions League.

really makes you think...

>yfw monaco is a joke
>yfw real has a history of choking against juventus
>yfw atletico is probably gonna lose to real anyway
>yfw even if atletico wins, they are still a much worse side than juve

It's in the bag boys. I'm happy as a clam right now.

>fuck juventus btw
>t. sore loser

Don't say it. We can still lose against Monaco.

>implying we need refball to defeat Italian Reddit

>implying Juventus needs refball to defeat irrelevant portuguese moors

When an italian team beats you in possession TWICE you are doing somenthing wrong

>mfw someone thinks Napoli will win something ever again

FUCK, you're right

I mean halal seemed deadly, but with ramos not being able to get a single interception on farca, and with zidane being retarded enough to put benzema over morata and isco, Halal's incompetence may be their own downfall.

>Roma
No, they just choked as always

Higuain doesn't even matter.

There's this club with the most atrocious record of losing finals.

>implying they'll beat Monaco anyway

Being in a semi or final is already good.
Worst comes to the worst there will be some asian qt3.14 who starts cheering Juve for pity.

Atletico will beat Real and Im a Halal fan.

But it does. At least three times it used it

They dominated a mediocre out of form Barca tbf. Enrique had to use a meme 3 at the back because Alba was garbage for a few months. Barca unironically looked like a much better team against Real a few days back and Im sure had that Barca shown up, the tie would have looked a lot closer than it did.

Same with Porto against Roma.

tell your porto niggers to stop hacking players then. also we dont play the ball with our hands in football

interesting, since after the PSG matches that Barca was the best team in the world, no? *le magically out of form*

You're a fucking liar is what you are, fucking moor, you lost fair and square. Sod off.

>mfw raging qatarlona and mi lan customers count on napolel to mess with based old lady

DO NOT CURSE US, LADS!

>calling other people moor
>that flag

kek'd hard

Fucking Jew-ventus hope you lose miserably.

t. Guido Rossi