Has Sup Forums ever fucked someone famous? Post stories

Has Sup Forums ever fucked someone famous? Post stories.

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I'm a nigger and I fucked Jeanette McCurdy.

How was she, Tyrone?

Back in college the governor of South Virginia and I hooked up, don't know of politicians s count.

I wouldn't call her really famous, but I've posted pictures of my hand here before, so you can kinda say I've fucked someone famous. Greentext time.

>Be me
>Horny as hell
>Go to Sup Forums
>motherload.png
>I beat my meat
>Still remember this, even after 2 long hours

All in all, I rate 5/10, would do again.

I fucked an astronaut's granddaughter in college, that's close enough?

no one will believe me but i had sex with stoya. i had to pay her though. she's been with hundreds of guys. 500 or more.

My friend fucked Tara Reid in the ass at some bar once. This was in the 90s before she got torn up by botched cosmetic surgeries. He told me SHE told him that she only gets off from anal.

Why the fuck would you pay to bang some whore who did 500 guys before you?

>someone that starred in the Harry potter film franchise

Not main cast, but also not a nobody extra. Any guesses?

Ehh, professor McGonagall? Either that, or Finch's cat, right?

Used to sell weed to the gay guy from the new Degrassi. We would hangout and smoke, which led to me fucking him a few times.

>be me
>at MTV music awards afterparty
>some drunk ass chick bumps into me
>spills her drink
>open bar so I get her a new one
>takes me a second to realize its Lindsay Lohan
>we become drink buddies
>tell her I will help her from spilling any more drinks
>shes hammered and loud and obnoxious as fuck
>ask her if she wants to do some lines
>she lights up like its Christmas
>find some unused room
>do a bunch of lines
>make out
>her breath is awful
>fingerbang her
>bend her over and fuck
>pull out and cum on the floor
>we both laugh about it
>go back to the party
>she introduces me as her long time friend
>I head to the bathroom
>comeback and shes gone
>went to some other afterparty
>oh well whatever
>tldr
>fucked LiLo in some janitors closet

Colin Creevy

I fucked lily lebeau in the back of a Tahoe outside of bar in Odessa texas. She talked about Moving to la and getting famous.

About two years ago Kevin Spacey grabbed my ass at a party.

dicky buttkus?

Dobby

locally famous, about once a month. his wife has no idea that he loves sucking dick

I'll give you a hint. G. D.

South doesn't have a governor, it's not even big enough to have a mayor really, you high as hell nigga

oh fuck, no way. I love Rich Hoffman. Hes a closet fag?

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>the governor of South Virginia

Closest I've come is a granddaughter of Minnesota Twins great, Harmon Killebrew.

Ding ding ding

Angelica mandy?

>she's been with hundreds of guys. 500 or more.

I've been with almost 150 girls. I'm sure Stoya or any given porn star has been with much more than 500 men.

How was her pussy

I used to do commercials as a kid. My agent would have these parties with celebs there. I sucked on the tits of Soliel Moon Frye, AKA Punky Brewster, at one of these parties.

I fucked Ivanka

RIP vagina

Not fuck but I've dated Sydney Sierota as a teen, anyone know who she is? I dated her before she got her 'fame'.

God I want to watch her get blacked while I jerk my useless white dick.

Kys, or cure yourself.

I wonder who's behind this post...

I was at a Patriots Super Bowl party a few years ago. I hit it off with this chick named Joanna, she was pretty cool and really hot and and was buying drinks for everyone. We ended up going back to her apartment which was really nice, tried to seal the deal and couldn't (we were both just really wasted). I ended up sleeping on her couch. In the morning, she woke me up and we had awesome sex. I ended up walking like 3 miles back to my car in the freezing ass cold, which sucked. I later found out she was a pop singer named Jo Jo...I had never heard of her to be honest but..really sexy girl.

Hi, Dan "don't call me that" Schneider.

yeah so you think you're the only one........

OMG! Was it this Jojo? If so, she sings one if my absolute favorite songs ever!

Yes, that is her.

Please don't talk to yourself

uhhh, what?

I fucked Rachel Ray after she got a divorce. Wasn't all that great and she talks all the fucking time. She does know how to suck a dick tho.

>Wasn't all that great
How so?

That sounds about right. She's kind of a slut and gets passed around the local athletes a lot.

Just curious... How do you know?

whats the story?

Fucked Melanie Martinez a few months before she got married. Both in San Antonio at Oyster Bake. I was housesitting in King William area at super-nice place. Ran into her, looked familiar, got to chatting, then an hour or two of drinking and I barebacked her a half dozen times.

I have connections in the Boston area restaurant scene. She has a place in Boston, and I think seabrook? She isn't around the area much anymore, but from what I understand whenever she is in the area she always seems to be with someone new. She doesn't why away from black dick either

lucky bastard

yep. she's a sweetheart and it was fun. would definitely pursue again, given the chance.

Talking about get passed around the athletes... Miranda is a nice girl. Shame she is into hard partying a little too much to be girlfriend material.

Did she make post-sex yummies?

Many have. Apparently Jared is a cuck. Worst kept secret ever.

greentext of it

I ROFLstomped jeanette with my meatrod back in august

details pls... was she any good?

ITT this thread: Lies
MODS
cure yourself faggot
jews
stop samefagging
only normal person in the thread
no you didn't

You people are autistic larping faggots who count masturbating to celeb threads as """"""REAL SEX"""""

Lies... Everybody knows she is a dyke.

autism

A few years ago I had a one night stand with Allison Pierce from The Pierces.

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Asa Akira estimate her body count at 418

Did you Make Love With The Lights On?

Haha.

And yes there was actually a small light on.

Did you get herpes? Heard she is a "no condom" kinda whore.

I'm guessing you never got to fuck someone famous user... its okay.

Even if, why do you care?

Let the larpers larp if it makes them happy. Doesn't affect you any.

hot story

Holy shit, DETAILS

What astronaut?

Interesting.

Hammerin' Harmon would be appalled to see how Minnesota is being destroyed with weaponized Somali immigration.

I know. It sucks, man.

I was raised in North Minneapolis, and I can't even go walk around there anymore.

I met Ron Jeremy in a bar and asked him he can really suck his own dick, he said he can show me if I want, then we ended up fucking and sucking each others' dicks

Watched Luis c.k. jerk off once.
It wasn't that bad
Yelled "yatzee" when he came

Was she escort or something?

Does she fuck well enough to make up for how she's an absolute cunt?

Surely someone here has been molested by Dan Schneider.

Look at that face, of course his wife knows he likes dick

I wasnt directly involved but I was a set manager on the set of sabrina the teenage witch and one day I walked in on Melissa Joan Hart jerkin off one of the puppeteers that controlled Salem the cat, it was hot as fuck she was topless and I think she was about to let him jizz on her tits

Won't believe me, but I fucked August Ames when she was 17

One of the cat puppeteers? Holy kek!

And here she's supposed to be a goody-two-shoes jesus freak.

I heard she was dumb as fuck. Is it true?

Marilyn Chambers

Because that whore is Stoya. She’s hot, she knows how to get dudes off, and she’s quasi famous.

>Has Sup Forums ever fucked
Stopped reading there

Well one day I was shopping at Kroger saw Victoria Justice at the deli.she was buying some ham and cheese.i ask her if she was on the show victorious she said no,so long story short she blew me in my car in exchange a vicious tongue lashing of her lady parts.we still laugh at our weekly fuck sessions in Kroger restroom

>I patrol sumatran mudsculpting image boards to tell people they're wrong

proof?

You were a pizza delivery guy?

If she fucked user, it must be true.

Yeah, no one on Sup Forums has ever had sex.

That was me not him faggot.

This is the one I believe/want to believe.

i banged her when we went to hs together. that town's a lot less sleepy now, had to gtfo

Hey Seth. How's life?

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She was a pornstar, need I say more?

Was she someone who seemed like she'd hang herself?