Sup Forums‘s thoughts on the Slanton Sisters?

Sup Forums‘s thoughts on the Slanton Sisters?

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how does one acquire forehead fat?

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why are they so angry

When they die, we could use there bodies to power the world for years.

That poor ogre has a tumor on it's forehead!

i would dig the hole myself to bury people like this.

>Sup Forums's thoughts on the Stanton Sisters?


same as everyone elses Sup Forumsro

>disgusted.jpg

amazing people

well you arent wrong

This. How is it possible???

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They're fat.

Wow

the fucking landwhaledinosauralienmonsterblob on the right side somehow managed to get even MORE fucking fat then when i saw these things in the last video :o

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo

It was a hot summer day and I was in my workout room benching 1200 pounds. My abs were flexing and girls within a 10 mile radius were getting wet. Once I was done with my daily 32 hour workout I called one of the bitches I know, Jessica. She is really damn hot and looks like a supermodel. SO I got into my Lamborghini Gallardo and revved it up to 40,000 RPM (this is an Italian import with special engine system). I got onto the freeway near my house and threw it into 8th gear, I hit about 600 mph and I could hear the sonic boom as I broke the sound barrier. As I was flooring it on the freeway like a bad ass, Jessica called me and said she wanted me to fuck her. So be it.

I came to a full stop from 700 mph in front of her house. These Ferrari's have top notch brakes, you know. So she gets out of the house and walks up to my Bugatti and starts eyeballing my dick. I could tell she was staring at it because when I looked at her I noticed she was looking at my dick. Booya.

Flash forward 10 minutes later. My 30 inch dick is going inside of her VAGINA, hitting them walls. I'm holding her entire body up with my left pinky as I'm fucking her and she has 30,000 orgasms. She looks me in the eyes and she says "harder." V-TEC just kicked in, yo. I blow my load so hard she falls off my dick. There had to have been about two pints of cum everywhere. People say I cum like a pornstar, I wouldn't disagree with them.

I throw her a towel so she can clean herself up then I do a triple backflip into my Maserati and drive home.

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I know people with less fat on their whole body than that has on its forehead.

bruh

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coming with the heat user

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enjoyed them in return of the king

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>free "24" fridge magnet with every order of 800 doughnuts or more

Jeff Gordon bro
hell yes

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"momma always told me... life is like 504,435,988 boxes of chocolates"

when you're so fat that your eyebrow fat starts covering your eyes and you still don't stop eating...

They're the Slaton sisters, you mong. Show some respect.

>be alpha male gorilla
>striding through the jungle confidently
>suddenly slanton sisters
>meekly back down and cower away

it was a play on words since they're clearly slant eyed chinese

One thing you can't prepare for is the smell at an obese person's house. It makes a pig farm seem like a walk in an orchard of jasmine flowers.

Fat people have a revolting mixture of grease and sweat and shit and garbage all mingling together in the air. Foul and noxious paste comes out of their pores. I had an obese neighbor downstairs from me for a while, and her odor lingered for years after she was gone. Finally, the whole place had to be renovated, because her toxins had seeped right into the foundation.

Topkek

gorilla warfare...

I was expecting 90% areola, instead she has literally the smallest I’ve seen on a fat girl’s boobs

>areola
Pretentious fuck, just say nipple.

git inside mah belly

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I'll bite..

Areola is the ring around the nipple