I work on a dairy farm milking cows, AMA

I work on a dairy farm milking cows, AMA

ever fucked one of them?

have you ever put your dick in the milking machine or a cow? if so what did it feel like?

Never change

so your a titty man ??

will you give me a handjob?

ever fucked a cow?

ever just busted one into one of the milk containers?

No I have never and would never, if you had ever spent time around a cow you wouldn't either

Did you ever try to breed with a cow and make a retarded cowman baby?

Would never have the time, busy from the moment I come to work and until I leave, I also work with two other people

could you put a milker thing on your dick and would it work/feel like a real hj?

this is what I want to know. you had to have stuck your finger in there or something.

have you fucked any of your colleagues?

Do you ever crank "Amish Paradise" when you roll into work at the crack of noon?

Do you get free milk?

Are you cut or uncut?

I'm pretty sure if you'd see the thing you'd see how it works...

do you like big breasts now?

Do you torture the cows? What's something everyone should know about the milk process? Is it gross?

how do you feel about this?

How many tails you snap faggot

This is really the only question worth asking.

So i was in gdc a few years ago and all the time dudes were telling me not to drink the milk because inmates would attempt to fuck the milking machines. Also for some reason i also heard that they liked fucking baby cows throats until they died and would just toss them in garbage

man i'd fuck that.

Ever fuck the cows?

What do you do with the calfs?

Are you actually going to answer any of these fucking questions?

Op here. Pick a number (they are all tagged) 1-400 l, I'll find cow and insert penis

89

234

I go find the cunt

69 ;) must eat her pussy too

3

333

just find the closest one. I really want to see this. I hope you have a nice cock too.

bumping for potential

Sorry lads. Wasn't op and I'm too out the gate to move without my chest exploding. Op is faggot

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This shit kind of looks fake. Do you have a greenscreen?

whoever it was is awesome and surely won't disappoint

>too out the gate to move without my chest exploding
wut

i thought i had a stroke reading that

I meant my head sorry.

High as fuck, uhm no just green felt tip. No fancy tricks on the farm bro

SO CAN YOU OR CAN YOU NOT FUCK THE COWS!!! THESE ARE THE IMPORTANT QUESTIONS.

So why did you make this thread? Just to post your hand?

Can you see the pus you force out of their utters?

this

I just want to see some cow fuckery

You might wanna call ambalamps your finger is about to fall off

Ddint make Thread, op is faggot thought I'd fuck with you lot

7

Just a small hole from thumb vs grinder

I spent plenty of time around cows and i fucked one, she shit all over me but I kept going

No, you're the faggot here

ffs

bck to pornhub

way to disappoint my dick. not cool man.