Im bored, will do almost anything for stardew

im bored, will do almost anything for stardew
steamcommunity.com/id/xprtdrt/wishlist/
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double bump

Sharpie in the pooper

okay hold on ill grab 1

I have faith in you pooper sharpie pic. Don't forget timestamp otherwise you'll have to do it twice

You won't p-p-p-p-pussy

i expect my payment soon

FUCK ILL GRAB SOME PAPER

Timestamp. A sharpie isn't even that big.

two sharpies are supposed to be the norm. anyway you need to timestamp that

Ur pee pee small

checked and dubs don't lie

Three dubs in a row

no u

Questioning legality

you sure about that boy?

as i said before, i expect payment soon

Standing mirrow pic, with face and hard stiffy

How long is your hair user?

okay but this only, nothing else
and also im on a laptop...

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woah op delivered
inb4 skinny jokes
merry Christmas bros

also its not a mirror but its good enough

This huge cock.
How old are you

nearly 19
my bday is in may

and like i said before twice now, i expect my payment soon

its been 6 minuts
a feel like ive been bamboozled
if any other anons wanna offer a new thing for me to do and buy me stardew, thats fine too

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im not letting this thread die until the user delivers

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A few Fingers in ass, and you get it!

gotcha let me wash my hands

A boy falls in love with a girl.

Unable to confess, he is gifted by a deus ex machina with the girl's phone number. Never minding the strange area code, he immediately calls her, and is overjoyed to find out that she has a crush on him as well.

But, the next day, when he recounts the previous day's confessions to the girl, she only looks at him with a perplexed expression. After some investigation, he finds out that the girl he called is not the same girl he fell in love with. In fact, she doesn't exist in this universe at all. She is the girl's alternate universe counterpart, who has fallen in love with the MC's own AU self, who too is blissfully unaware of her crush.

Hijinks ensue as the two strike up a deal to give each other their darkest, most private secrets in order to equip the other with the weapons they need to conquer the heart of their other selves. While the two chase their respective loved ones, DRAMA ensues as they begin to fall in love with each other instead and question the NATURE of LOVE.

got 4 in

Spread it wide open pls! Show it

have i completed all of your tasks user?

4 fingers isnt bad

FINDS

Already a thing.

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webtoons.com/en/challenge/keit-ai/list?title_no=36825

here
best i got
now wheres my game

Willing to do a cum tribute? I'll gift you your game.

HAHAHA LOOK! HE IS HOLDING A CELL PHONE! LE EPIC KEIT-AI REFERENCE LMAO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LELELELE

LEEEEL FINDS A WAY AMIRITE MY LE KOMER/a/DES? HAHAHA WOOOW I AM SCREENCAPPING THIS POSTING AND GOING TO r/keitai TO POST THIS CLASSIC MOMENT

HOLY SHIT SUCH A FUNNY FUNNY MEME! I CANT FUCKING BELIEVE IT THIS IS SO HILARIOUS IM GONNA CUM IM CUMMING UPVOTES MY LELS ARE IJ ORBIT LE XD THE KEITAI MEME IS JUST SO FUCKING HILARIOUS FOR SOME REASON IM TOTALLY NOT FROM REDDIT

well if user from before dosent deliver than sure, if he dose deliver, ill do it for a different game

Shaggy Dramatically Reads Keit-Ai.

youtube.com/watch?v=XHfyLv6t5to

This is quit wide. Do you think there fits something bigger in then a sharpie?

what is even going on

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ED1: youtube.com/watch?v=hXDNGS9V4Us

like a hairbrush?
also so close to

and if i do this and dont get a delivery
then i wont do more

Bigger... Hairbrush are just 2 fingers

like what
i dont have much

FUCK YOU OP. You must be a newfag, I managed to get gud games without being a fag like you.
One of the games being nioh

ive got this bottle...?

ok but you gotta do it all. hairbrush up the cornhole while cumtributing.

Maybe try deepthroating something instead

that cap ridge is gonna tear ur ass up

Try as deep as possible. Oil will help to go deeper

i never said id do something sexual for a game, i just said almost anything, a dude said a sharpie in the ass and i obliged

dont got oil, i got spit and spirit

Cum tribute any photo from this gallery and the game is yours imgur.com/a/GOvHm

Sexual is the funniest.
And you look really nice and got a great asshole and cock

it’s not sex unless you’re with another person anyway. just showing off yer goods isn’t sex

Dmp. Do it for the game

oh god the fucking bottle hurt, thats a no go boys

ill do the tribute, on who tho, user?

ill do the tribute or the hairbrush actually, whoever gives me the game i dont care

Too sad. I wanted to see it badly

if i did get the cap part past my anus,that shit would have ripped me apart

uyep

Not fully inside. That would be impossible. Just as far as it goes

op is still here
working on tribute

actual user with money here, draw a smiley on your dick and i'll deliver.

oh alright
i used a red sharpie so its a bit hard 2 see

>1280x720
can draw another if you diddnt like it

Hairbrush? :P

i can see it, just added you on steam.

it's a singleplayer game are you fucking stupid just torrent it

Retard just fucking torrent it, Google "fitgirk repacks"

Can't believe you sodomised yourself for game.

eh it was something to do
had no other plans

Jeez your boyfriend is going to be pissed when he sees that smiley face

What's you're boyfriend gonna say...

what about your bf

your boyfriend's going to be pissed

...

Alright thread over.

>samefag

op here
gonna go wash my hands and never do this again
later fuckers
#nohomo

You are wrong on that actually.

This is meThe other 3 are probably samefags though.

Bullshit you will do it again because it worked.

id rather not destroy my asshole with a bottle for a 10 dollar game
so no im not

15, i paid 15 for it :c