Manchester City VS Manchester United - Pre Match and Game Thread 3

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wenger out

*slurps semen*

>not foul

wenger in

>de bravo

WENGER IN

>it's another silva isn't playing so city's attack is a complete clusterfuck episode

>de gay

>Bravo

i really really like this semen

Is this /exposed/ general?

>de gay

>de gay

>Bravo trying to improve him shot saving ratio

Clever.

IN MY EYES

U-N-I

can we talk about takeways yet?

micky shitting the bed again

HE'S FUCKING BACK

Pepe Mel In

>Bravo

>L

you dropped this senpai

two bad teams being bad
together

gib sauce on this anyone

what do you mean

>inb4 gets injured

What happened to Martial lads? Why is he bang average now?

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streams anyone? all mine are down

>another corner with the meme angle

Is there a better supporting player than De Bruyne right now?

Is there any proof Bravo was EVER a good goalkeeper? or are the standards in Spain just super low

>almost 30 minutes gone

>It's a Malaysian webm

Oh boy.

My gf

>Bravo fucking up
>shitty fans will cry out for their "hero" and "legend" joe hart
>comes as no. 1 next season and is just as farcical
>because he's shite

How likely do you think this is? Something to look forward to?

>hasnt got a dick

Dropped

Reminder that this is someone's daughter

He's been the best player on the pitch so far - and I think he's overrated

I don't remember Aguero ever being this indecisive

baby mama problems

he is alright for chile

Are you a fan of the portuguese language?

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haram

nice

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QUICK NAME ONE MEMORABLE MOMENT FROM THIS MATCH

how did you figure that one out?

What are you drinking tonite, Georgia?

Hasn't Caballero been decent for them? Why have they suddenly decided to play Bravo again?

>Even mancs hate other mancs

>Bravo

BBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

try this season

Needs to focus on his demanding defensive duties

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was this before or after the entire team held hands to celebrate a draw?

Chelsea 4-0 Man United

I stopped reading HxH so this better be good.

Bravo

QUICK NAME ONE MEMORABLE MOMENT FROM PEP'S MANAGERIAL CAREER

Would you not hate yourself you were Mancunian?

>invent a sport
>be absolutely shit at that sport

What did England mean by this?

how does that possibly feel good to girls

such sick creatures they are

Imagine taking a shit after that

can't believe i stayed up for this

>Fellaini not winning headers

One fucking job mate.

losing to celtic

why is Martial so selfish?

Premier is the best league in Europe, they said

Who will finish higher, Everton or United?

5-0 vs mourinho

Exposing United 2 in 3 years

>young promising player
>plays for mouyes
>development stops
>turns to shit
they'll probably sell him to someone where he goes and gets good and then buy him back for £200m in a few seasons so he can turn to shit again

how many bintangs so far?

yep

It doesn't you mouthbreathing mong, it's for numale porn addicts to jerk off

BOOM

Best Manchester song?

Hard mode: No Oasis, Joy Division, Smiths or Roses

youtube.com/watch?v=fi33-cITS0s

>DE GAY

>manchester derby
>only 3 englishmen on the pitch
>1.5 of them are white

what did england mean by this?

Bravo >>>>> joe hart

:^)

DE GAY IS THE MAN

DE GEA FOR BEST BOY OF MATCH

why is football played with 11 players per team?

why not 10, 12 or even 13??

I love these let down big games just because of posts like these. Imagine all the people worldwide to watch an English shitfest?

There is absolutely no way De Gea should be allowed to wear gloves that big

>not being porn addicted

Alri grandad

If Martial scores today will United have to pay another 15mil to Monaco?

Are they they most cucked club in the PL?

actually the manchester rivalry doesn't even exist. Before the motorways were built united fans would watch city when their team played away and vice versa. United's rivals are liverpool and city have no rivals

these teams are both rich enough to not have to deal with the handicap of using english players

>using the word numale unironically

KEK'd

The Smiths - Please please please

>push over Rashford
nothing
>Sterling falls over a blade of grass
foul

only american media jews say that, thats how you know its false

remember when Aguero was good?

His hands are huge tbf

>mugs bet BTTS in both halfs on this match