We need to counter the LOG memes with a badass alpha chad scream vocalist. Sup Forumsros...

We need to counter the LOG memes with a badass alpha chad scream vocalist. Sup Forumsros, why have you not yet accepted MitChan as OurGuy??

Look at this sexy as pure and arian face. Look at those classy tats. He is OurGuy to counter the LOG fags.

This is the face of the god who will purge us of the LOGs. Praise MitChan!!

>MFW you haven't accepted MitChan as our lord and savior

Discuss this...

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The common response to these threads is telling the poster to get new material, or to fuck off. This tends to result in the tired and repetitive response “Grow up” almost without fail, as if the person who is continuously reposting the same forced meme over and over actually believes they hold some variety of mature high ground.

Oldfag master, how do I make mitch a meme then? I want to learn from a veteran desu.

disregard that post
i thought it was a log thread

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He was the emo faggot lead vocalist of suicide silence before he drunk drove like an idiot into a pole and died and then a swarm of emo faggots started worshiping him and then his gay band got even gayer.
>tldr; a waste of oxygen

This thread is how we will destroy the log threads once and for all user.

MitChan
MitchChan
Mitch Chan

>Pick one ffs

too bad Lil Peep not around to help

How do you get more Chad than this? Basketball is very Chad

ffs anyone know the band on his shirt in ops pic? been wondering for the longest time

Carnifex

Always wondered why he had the Hammer and Sickle tattoo...

Arnold Sevven

Albert Eiight

Alfred Niine

Alex Niine

Alfred Tenn

Archie Elevven

Actually, it’s not a meme, kiddo. It’s an artistic protest movement and a simple, yet brilliant, joke all at the same time.
The average faggot who frequents Sup Forums these days sees Andy and his Log of Shit as an irritating form of spam. It is worth noting though that nobody really knows why these people find Logs as infuriating and triggering as they do.
Now on the rare occasion that someone with a shred of intelligence and maturity finds themselves on Sup Forums, they might see Andy and his Logs as a humorous mockery of the adoration some teenage scene girls show towards Andy Sixx. They joke is that they love him so much they would eat his shit, while most other people consider Andy Sixx a cringy z-list celebrity/ scene fag.
But both of these interpretations of the Log fall short of fully explaining it. There is a certain drive to proliferate the Log that logposters discover to be a powerful force. Some say it’s brought on by the overwhelming tide of cancer threads (FB/IG fap, Pics you shouldn’t share, traps, etc.) Others argue that Andy and his Log have taken on their own power altogether, and that logposters really don’t even have control over the impulse at this point. Others still have developed such a religious relationship with Andy and his Log of Shit that it is the only thing keeping them tied to this life.
So what does Andy’s Log mean? All you have to do is log in to find out.

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I swear to FUCKING God, Andy, if I don't get your creamy, steam-tastic ass roll slidd down my FUCKING throat in the next few days
I will NOT be held responsible for my actions!. All day I scour the web, sifting through various social media and news outlets, tracking your every move. I don't even want to meet you in person. I just want to find the last bathroom you destroyed with your anus and slidd every last FUCKING piece of your wet, hot shit down my fucking THROAT. FUCK! Just thinking about shattering the toilet with my bare FUCKING hands and siphoning log upon steaming hot log into my mouth makes me want to FUCKING RAPE A FERRET. OH THAT'S JUST FUCKING GREAT, ANDY! DO YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO, ANDY? I just smashed my own toilet and now there's water everywhere. Where
are you, Andy? Where did you releive your bowels last, you kike? TELL ME. FUCKING TELL ME. I want that FUCKING log so fucking bad!

Artie Twellve

Black Veil Brides

Damn.. Never thought of it that way actually. Kinda makes sense. Doesn't seem to be working tho.

Sandy Sevven

Mandy Fourr

Brandee Threee

Randy Eigght

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Andy Sixx's log of shit. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of fecal matter most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Andy’s fecal outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from John Dryden literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Andy Sixx's log of shit truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Andy’s existential catchphrase “Creamy Steamy Dreamy” which itself is a cryptic reference to Coprophilia. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Andy Sixx’s genius shit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. XD And yes, by the way, i DO have a Log of shit tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid. :)

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