So yesterday i totally fucked it up with a married chick....
Who wants to play again?
So yesterday i totally fucked it up with a married chick....
Who wants to play again?
Sure. What are you trying to do
Fuck her
Tell her you're gay
I'm gay and looking for a new fag hag?
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Help me out b
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You literally have no idea how to talk to women holy shit it’s embarrassing
Why ya think I'm asking for help. Yesterday i got fuckong whiteknighted
Nice dubs btw
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You're 35 years old and these are your social skills?
Afraid so
cringe
she wants you to be perv
I'll test those waters
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you better say "with a face like yours" blablabla
Tell her sorry and that you have autism
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this is too easy
Alright then treacle, look I'm proper interested in having a little look at your minge. That would be mustard
How about I smash your back doors in lively?
Im not saying that!
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Wind your neck in flower. I'm hoping to get my fingers up your Harris
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Send me a picture of your fanny you dirty old tart. I'm up for it
oh god
Seriously guys I'm not going down that route ....
Yet
Open bob
My favourite song is that one from lion king where they are fucking. What's yours?
Her use of lols and emojis is annoying me
Juggle them tétas
I don't juggle but I'd love to see your titties jiggle
Say
>I could suck your dick?
Got bored
my god, you might yet find a way to fuck this up
Noice
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smoooth
They're tussling in the forest and obviously about to start some banging. I think it's by Elon John
;)
wanna see mine ?
>>Elon john
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LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
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Might wanna listen to my mixtape, it's straight fire bruddah.
DO YOU KNOW DE WEY?
I like Drake for fucking and sheeran for fucking. See a pattern?? Brb just grabbing some ham. Love ham
What a faggot
show me bobs and vagene
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OP has the girl but he is going to press the "Fucking pervert" aspect of it a bit too far.
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Wait till you see my dick and balls
No....no I'm not
Dont gof already. What is this app?
Yes you are faggot. Too much fuckery isn't going to get her to allow her to rape her.
have you ever tasted pajeet?
I have something uncut that you might like to see
kik messenger
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do you ever smell your fingers?
ask her does she like smegma sandwiches
Might have fucked it up
furry muff? way to go OP
Furry muff - fair enough its a common saying where i come from
This is where you fucked up
Jezus you're on fuckign autist, always thought it was a meme on this website but damn 35 years old and still such a loser. Must suck to be your parents you are a giant fuck up
I think she just called me old
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Digits confirm. Sup Forums is cool because everyone posting is underage on that ban avoidance high.
C R E E P
Crossroads
Ask her if she know da wae
You're right but I'm an absolute faggot, so let me masturbate in front of you and you'll think it's cute because I'm gay uwu
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just find someone new she's boring as fuck yo
send her a picture of a micro penis and ask her if she likes it
shes bored- youre losing her son
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user is the autistic beta faggot in the back of the class
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are u fucking autistic cunt
For god's sake OP!
pics or shes a hairy fkn ape hehe lol xP
STOP TOUCHING YOURSELF OLD MAN
Jesus Christ op. Why did you let your autism get the better of you
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How much of a cuck can OP get?
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I'm not sure if I wanna know
Btw OP out of interest, how did you get your hands on her kik?
Don't fuck this up OP!
It's his sister
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