I can't post on /adv/ and when I ask you faggots for help you just tell me to murder spree and suicide

I can't post on /adv/ and when I ask you faggots for help you just tell me to murder spree and suicide.
I think the girl I like is living with a couple of guys. One of them has to be fucking her. If I kille d something and wrap it up as a present and address it to her and leave it at her address is that going to be worse than her fucking like 5 guys? I would be weirded the fuck out if I found a dead thing wraped up asa present like that. It might be weirder because she sort of is avoiding me technically. If a girl ghost you it's okay to start killing things and then make it look like a chrismas present or something and leave it where you suspect she is? I'm not like 100% sure she's there.

thats so fucking retarded. just ask her out or invite her to live with you

why would you do that

so this girl is not even your gf and you want to murder some animal just because she might be fucking someone else?

jesus christ just hang yourself you fucking autist

AY lmao

Talk about obsessed. Jesus Christ dude, just ask her out or move on to a different pair of tits

Hey, my name is Johnny and i am 42 years old and i like analsex and getting fucked and i like to suck on dicks

She makes more money than me. I can't say her living conditions are better if she's gett ing plowed by all those guys but in terms of what you could do with money and a property she's probably better off. OKAY well the thing of it is i was going to do this before christmas it wouldn't be weird to give someone a gift. uh so it's kind of past christmas im not sure is it weird to leave christmas presents around like a belated thing? it's kind of a no taksey backsey kind of thing.
I like her. Why would she be with so many guys. Something bad is happening there.
no it's not like that. it's kind of like that. she's probably scared of me. if i kill other things that arnt her and start leaving it around she knows im not going to kill her or something?
im not obsessed im not sure its the right address.

OP grow the fuck up and kill yourself already.

If you're not trolling then you need some serious help. Killing animals without any guilt or remorse is a serious red flag of really dangerous psychological issues. Doing this AND offering it as a gift to bother somebody else to torment another human being is even worse.

You do not need to chase after this girl. You need serious help. You need to make an appointment to see a psychologist as soon as you can. Somebody like you is a danger to other people. These are traits that are shared by murders and psychopaths.

Stay away from her. Stop obsessing about her. If you keep this up you'll probably go to jail if you keep bothering her.

I'm pretty sure you're trolling though. I hope.

op is a house cat

How is that torment should I gut it first? I'm not sure because if you gut it you have to take the bones out and maybe that's a good part. She eats meat so I have to leave that part on there. I have people give me gifts with stuff like that fur or meat. I don't know what they do with the other parts. Why would I go to jail for it? Do you think the other guys are fucking her and going to be mad about it?

Get over the girl and just start fucking someone else. The present idea tho sounds perfect for top keks. Post results here.

just leave a few maggots in her panty drawer, and she will start to think her pussy is rotten. godspeed user

wtf are you expecting to achieve by doing that?

well what the fuck it's not like im picking up road kill and just throwing it around there. maybe she can do something nice with it. what the fuck are those other guys doing? shooting jizz? that sounds a lot more gross.

>no it's not like that. it's kind of like that. she's probably scared of me. if i kill other things that arnt her and start leaving it around she knows im not going to kill her or something?

Even if she isn't afraid of you, a guy killing animals as an offering isn't exactly appealing. Just stop talking about killing stuff and find a new girl who doesn't know how fucked you are.

How about you just don’t? She’s probably not fucking any of them and she certainly won’t be fucking you after that. Autist

Why can't you post on ?

she eats fucking dead things all the fucking time why are you being so weird about it. why if i throw in something cool with it like if its head has some horns or something. antlers.
>She’s probably not fucking any of them
Really how do you know that. they're probably Sup Forums posters constantly posting porn and nudes and dick rate threads. what if they got her hopped up on drugs or something? I'm really worried about her.
I can make an post to start with but it doesn't let you reply. has something to do with ad blocks? I don't know what the deal is there. blue boards just throw bans around like candy anyway.

Best post here.
You need help, op. Professional help. Sup Forums is for shitposting and goofing around. You have issues that a doctor will help you with.

obvious bait /thread

what the fuck is your problem most of you cunts tell me to go on a murder suicide spree if i ask about people. any other board would be like recommending me a weapon to go kill something with even blue boards.

I'm not going to throw down bait to kill the thing. I'm not even sure what to kill yet. I'm not going to lure it like that when i do though.

so it'll be weird if it's a small thing like a tree squirrel or a rabbit. i can't afford a safari and i wouldn't gift anyone ivory. it has to be something with horns?

Don't listen to these other faggots user. They are 40 year old virgins, they don't know what's best. Give that girl the dead animale, she will get with you soon enough.

well the thing is im not 100% on her contact info. am I wrong about this? She would be better with me than what I think is going on there.

Buy her fashionable furs you retard.

Fuck off OP, you will never attract a woman because you are clearly a retarded mong. Kill yourself painfully.

Fuck you. Why would you kill an innocent animal just so you could scare some bitch?

What the shit I'd buy her a dress or something why would she wear a fur dress that'd be fucking weird nobody does that shit. I wanted to get her a dress I think it's called a sun dress? I don't know I'd let her pick it out.
She shouldn't of been scared of me. I get it I was being fucking weird and that sort of thing was scary. It was a misunderstanding. She shouldn't have a fucking trainf ull of guys on her over it.

I thought about buying her a dress a lot. I don't know anything about those things. I just thought if I get her one she would be there. She knows that stuff better than me. I don't go into those sections when I shop. girls don't hardly even wear dresses. I've heard all sorts of reasons why they don't do that. If I have to get dragged along to shop somewhere or something I don't think any store has fur in it maybe coats or something but not dresses. My hands are a bit tied there. I am not a shopper.

saved fucking kek

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