A spaceship lands in your yard and this comes out to greet you

A spaceship lands in your yard and this comes out to greet you.

How do you respond?

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"Fucking furries!"

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'Reptiles don't have tits'

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Tits or gtfo

Atleast it's a scalie, they are a tad less autistic than the fur furries.

It's an Ayy lmao those probably arn't acually tits to begin with.

This. Retiles are not mammals and have no use for lactation.

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"Open bob"

I know exactly what I'd do.

>Trying to apply too many human or feral rules to something that's anthropomorphic and fictional.
Stupid.

The fact that you think there's a difference shows how autistic you are.

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"Welcome to Earth. Tits or GTFO."

Hand it the cricket tank I have for my bearded dragon

They are in the same boat but look at the "original the character do not steal" they produce. Furries are 90% wolf/husky or fox, blue red or rainbow colored. It's all the same.

With scalies you atleast get interesting and different characters. The people may be as autistic as one another but the artwork produces is better with scalies.

disgusting
this, space niggers aren't excluded from the rule

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Nah

Gimmie dat vent gurl

I would rather fuck the lizard than fuck a fox

Or fuck the shark

>relentless throbbing erection
>let me sing you the song of my people
>using my penis

and humanity was saved that day.

>gives her herpes
>she gives you some space infection
>both are relitivly harmless to their original hosts but not to eatchother
>both human race and reptile aliens go extinct.
>Dosn't matter, had sex

They come out to greet me you say?
well the first thing I would do would grab a knife from the kitchen and put it in my pocket.
then go out to greet it.
you never know Sup Forums...

With hugs and headpats. Then point it in the general direction of 'not my house'.

Leave while you still can.

Just kidding. I try to become the go-to ship fucktoy. Travel the Galaxy while having as much sex as possible.

>we are a dead race
>go home
Alternatively if that fails I can just throw stones at it on behalf of all nations on Earth.

convince her that sucking dick is the way females greet males on earth.
then watch them greeting the president or high politicians
>hi, we come from a galaxy far far away *unzips his pants*

Welcomes them.

>with milk and cookies
>catfood if reptilian

got any stories around that scenario?

She comes out of her ship and sits on your face.

The end

>She comes out of her ship and shits on your face
FTFY

I'm mean

If you're into that

>If Human greeting
Greet back and explain in a simplistic manner where this is and who I am (as a human)
>If non human greeting
Quickly print a copy of that disc that Nasa sent to space and lay it before it.
>Most probable response
freak my shit out and run away

Ask to see her cloaca

she doesn't speak English

Oh hello Hilary, are you here for the state visit to meet the queen?

Point at her crotch with one hand and make my other hand shrug and hope she knows enough about human symbology and gestures to figure out what I mean.

I sneeze on it.

Rape.

You've declared war.

>The fact that you think there's a difference shows how autistic you are.

your retard levels are through the roof kid

Crotch war 2025

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greet, express interest in the species, start touching gently, check if it has a non-shit-hole and suggest we could present mating rituals, as it's the most intimate thing that strengthens relationships and since we want to be peaceful and all... yeah

Her 1000 pound reptile mate flies down, beats your ass, kicks your dog and writes a rude word on your front door before flying off.

well i still fucked his gf.

>not trying to get it on with the mate
>not trying to get it on with the mate and your dog

Yes

So all in all its worth it

>Greet it in return
>Go back to my basement and watch Anime, since standing in my backyard for 5 minutes is enough fresh air for next 3 months

probably depends on the rude word, though

>not locking it up as a sex slave in your basement

Hmm... It wasn't so amusing looking at it first time, but... yeah you're right. It's fucking cute.

"You don't have to say anything, but you do need to eat these"
I say as I hand her a bowl of eggs

Fuck off space niggers, were full

of space niggers

Nice throwback

see pic

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>Earthling
>not Terran

Stupid lizard