Ask a 20 year old farther anything

Ask a 20 year old farther anything.

Can I wear a flannel with jokers or will I look like a fuckwit.

Joggers* (and they are like cargo sweatpants)

How old are you?

how far are you?

whats a farther?

It's a man with a biological child, mine was born three days ago.

Are sex bots cheap in 2038?

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Hey dude. I need your daddy fashion advice don't fuckin leave me out to dry

Are you going to teach your kid to spell?

I've never worn a flannel shirt, so I can't say. It's not really an English thing

I'll not only teach her that, but also culture, History, Christianity.

I plan on raising her well

oh i always spell it father

Farther than what?

Farther than Further.

20 years farther than anything

You're a fart her? That's stinky.

Farther than Fuhrer

I fucking hate you guys

Did you think you could pull out in time but all the porn inflated your sense of control?

Would you fuck your child given the chance ?

i'm op yes

Whats her name? Post pics

Anastasia, named after Grand Duchess Anastasia Nikolaevna

Samefag

It was a collective decision to conceive a child. It was mine and my wife's first time, we were both virgins.

a farter, farmer, or a father? you cant be a farther.

you could be further, but you're far enough i think

Congratulations! Being a Farther can be stressful as fuck, but it's all worth it the first time you hear "i love you dad".

All the best to you, your partner, and your newborn.

What kind of bird is that, with the long tail feathers?

I think it's just a crow

Lay off this guy Anons, I think this misspelt thing has gone way farther than was necessary.

Thanks user, I'll try to be the furthest father I can be.

Kek’d

OP is amused, continue

This painting is either by Hitler, or someone his level. Absolutely disgusting.

Nah, the space-aliens who invade in 2028 banned them completely. They don't exist anymore

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I think it's called something like "Hunting party returns"

Faggot name for faggot ops faggot kid.

Post pics nigga

Show us your efforts

Sorry friend, no can do at the moment.

>20 years old
>child
where did it go so wrong?
also, do you live in a trailer park?

That's my point. There is no sense in even trying of you are that bad. I know I can't draw, so I won't. Yet this nigger made that painting.

We don't have many trailer parks in the UK. My wife and I are up to the challenge. Having the responsibility of a child at my age will make it necessary for me to work very hard. I am ready for that life.

Alright, that's it. Thread over.
OP out

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