Help me seal the deal with this cute boi from fetlife...

Help me seal the deal with this cute boi from fetlife. I didn't think I would get this far and I don't know what the fuck to do.

Tell him you want to use the rope to make a noose and hang him from the rafters in your basement.

Me neither, but It'd be hot to find out

are you a faggot or a femanon?

its a faggot.

>gay friendly
Get lost soyboy, she wants a domintaing man not a man who likes cucking

just ask if he wants to meet up

>she
Reading comprehension isn't one of your strong skills is it user?

send him a lewd photo

Yeah I'm pretty fucking gay

Aight let's see how this goes

Men are easy, they prefer being direct and to the point. Its one of the perks of being gay.

You met them through this dating service, so you know they're gay, into you and you're into them. You've chatted for what I assume is a while to get to this point - you can just tell from this conversation snippet there is lots of awkward sexual tension, in a good way. Respond with something like
>Well, its something we could discover together ;)
and see how he responds. If he's into it, sext for a while and ask him if he wants to come over. Then bone, and bam, you've got yourself a cute man who you can do guy shit with and also have sex. You'll be living the dream!

Good luck user, let us know how it goes.

faggot

Huh.... that was easier than I thought. Guess I have a date now. Fuck I've never actually been on a date before, I've only been to a couple school dances.

>Clicks on gay thread
>Reads something gay
>Now is the time
>"faggot"
>comedic_genius.jpeg

Pack a can and you'll be fine

What? You mean like chew? Is this a euphemism for condoms? Am I just autistic?

Seal the deal with a time and a place, he'll tell you if he's not free then so don't drag it out. Just be like "How does this saturday at x bar sound?" and then just have fun from there.

Good luck OP, remember to relax and be safe if you have sex that evening.

Thanks user

You need to give him the implication that you want something to go down. But you gotta be casual. For example 'so, do you pitch or catch?' or 'dyou like fitness? Cus youll be fitness dick in your mouth'

He's a bottom sub. We met on fetlife so we kinda already know what the other person likes sexually

What are you, fuckin gay?

Did he reply or is he just ghosting you now? Also, OP is a faggot

Who brings the condoms

Yeah desu

Ghosting me so for. I will hit him up on Friday with details if he bails no problem. I can always try again

kek

He dmed back I was just going to end with this for now

Looks like you are a pussy LOL

get nudes, or send them

Your not wrong but I am working on it. I will try to take initiative

I (maybe) did it. Thanks for the help Sup Forums

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Oh shit we back and things are getting juicy

Godspeed, faggot.

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you give the dick or take it?

Here we fucking go anons

Both

When isn't op a faggot ?

You sound like a pussy OP. If you wanna be the dom you gotta toughen up your act and show him who's boss.

Aversion therapy is the only option

niiice

>If im not working yeah

Sounds like no to me. But then again I'm not a faggot

Working on it. user, I've never done this before

Idk man. At this point I'm so fucking lost

send him pic of that boi pucci

You're being too nice and innocent to him so he's losing interest.

He probably doesn't really want a relationship. Also he's probably way more fucked up then you're prepared to deal with because you sound like a decent human being. The kind of mature, consensual / healthy BDSM relationship doesn't just fall out of the sky.

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Well damn here we go

You've gotta send your butt pic

Ew.

Shave that shit, nigga. Then hmu.

Ahh tell him you're gonna smother him with your hairy ass and he's gotta eat it real good or suffocate. heh. or something like that.

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Tell him you can suck maple syrup through a coffee stir stick

show pic of ur cock op

What the fuck am I doing ahhhhhh

It's not even hairy. kek

My asshole is desu

tell him "eat it bitch"

do it fag.

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You told him "in fact it is very hairy." Then you sent a pic of a non-hairy ass.

You better tell him to eat it so he doesn't focus on the fact you don't have a clue what you're doing.

Oh god I feel so dumb

Kill yourself

Brb grabbing noose

do it faggot

umm user

Good job, you peer pressured kuck.
Now you just need to show him your tiny maggot of a dick.

Alright I'll take that.

You're pretty cute OP, I'd take orders from you. Stay confident now fam.

K
Fuck well whatever. Enjoy my shrouded visage

do you know what his face looks like?

>I'd love to sit on you
>and feel your hot tongue all over my hole

Yeah but I'm not going to post it here so you can reverse image and dox.(No offence, I've just been in IT long enough to know better)
Let's try this out.

Drive over to his place right now and sit on his face and make him your toilet bitch.

Then post details.

But first charge your cellphone you fucking fagrat

Ask if he likes his boi pussy eaten or say something along the lines of returning the favor

I wasn't asking for you to share his face just if you knew what it looked like. There was an opening in the conversation for you to get a face pic if you didn't have one already.

hey wait a minute... OP IS GAY!

Did you actually just write Damn Straight when
this user was feeding you perfectly reasonable lines.

ugh OP stahp.

I know right. I question OPs ability to actually assert dominance.

>EAT MY FUZZY ASSHOLE

Eh fuck it. I like to have a good sense of humor.
Yeah I'm not good at this but I'm going to fucking at least try.

>Not huge but happy with my 6 inches

Fuck user you're killing me. You have a nice looking cock. Your line was:
>Here's what I'm going to use to slap your face with

Are you sure you're not a sub?

Your penis is small.
He hasn't sent any nudes back?

Nigga are you getting catfished? Is it dogfished since you're queer? Hows this work?

fuuucc now i want to fuck you OP

his turn to send nudes

I feel 1% gayer after reading that shit convo

finally reached 100% then

he sure gets trust and intimacy with you

Trips of truth and not a truer trips have been told.

I'm a switch. I like both to console and be controlled. This better? Dirty talks not really my thing

Dude it didn't matter to me man I'm Bi. (Plus reverse traps are my ultimate fetish)

T-thanks user kun

Um thanks? I think maybe?

*control and be contoled

>Tfw not a faggot but this convo is riveting.

GODSPEED OP

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see how he got all excited when you talked dirty to him

just give him your height. don't say anything else. it's a basic stat request

>Making me jealous of OP
Fucking normies and your simple happiness. I'll ruin your perfect little lives one day I swear to glob

>T-thanks user kun

Fucking shit slag

You just made me real proud there OP. I shall shed a single tear.

you're also allowed to ask him how tall he is if you are interested

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I'm back guys. Had to take a call. This is pretty fun.
Work'in on it captain
Hey user. We are all gonna make it
I'm trying man. Inlay not be perfect but I pride myself in being a quick learner