"Hi, I'm with the student union!"

>"Hi, I'm with the student union!"
>"We're giving away free condoms to people on campus as a way to promote safe sex! "
>"Go ahead, take some! "*smiles*

Other urls found in this thread:

youtube.com/watch?v=9HilyOLWzrM
m.youtube.com/watch?v=9HilyOLWzrM
twitter.com/SFWRedditVideos

These are too small for me. Do you have Magnum XL?

>takes the whole bucket
>throws them away in the nearest trashcan, in plain sight of her

>What are these used for?

>OMG! They're for sex dummy! *smiles*

o shit is that the bitch that plays Lagertha in Vikings?

youtube.com/watch?v=9HilyOLWzrM

>"Omg! You're so rude! These are for people on campus! Stop acting like that!" *goes to trashcan, grabs bowl and condoms, individually putting them back in the bowl*

Sure, would you like to demonstrate safe sex with me?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=9HilyOLWzrM

>Do you eat them or something? They look like candy.

The only safe sex is abstinence you degenerate.

Kek, beat me to it.

Sorry thats disgusting *proceed to vomit in the basket*

>"No silly! OMG! They're different flavors!" *smiles*

>If sex is so good, why isn't there a sex 2?

Beastiality is illegal in most places.

My college kept baskets with condoms and lube in every dorm bathroom.

I haven't used protection in at least 10 years.
Still never had an STD.
I honestly have no fucking idea how.

Kek

sounds like a fag school

I don't think there are any STD's you can contract from your own hand.

#rekt

You have to be fucking crazy to take condoms from a community bowl and use them

no because you probably poked holes in them

>"Wow! You're so immature! Sex is totally natural!
*pulls out another box of condoms from under desk*

>made in india

probably no need to worry about that, they're already useless

If you've actually been having sex with other humans,which I seriously doubt, then you have hpv. Get tested faggot

i heared the words free and sex

I'd take a bowl of eggs out of my backpack and say to her "You wanna trade?"

Why would you trade? They're free stupid

For the satisfaction of seeing her confusion
Confusion is my fetish

>Instantly blushes
>Gulps hard
>Gives nervous laugh
>Opens backpack up before reaching for condoms
>Spaghetti falls everywhere making a mess on the carpet
>Drop backpack and run away crying

> takes two of them
> I am not sure of how I use this, can you help me?
> put the condom in her BIG BLACK COCK

>I'm sorry but I can't; they're too big
>But I'll take some anyway to give to my wife's boyfriend so i don't get another son

Kek

> poor wife
> I will tell CHAD to go to your house and fuck her
> Afterwards he can fuck you too fag

Not in America, they let niggers fuck all they want here.

No thanks, I don't have sex.

>T-thanks, you mutter meekly, taking three.
>Hang onto them during your entire undergrad career.
>Throw them away at the end of your senior year, before moving back home, scared mommmy will find them in you room when you move back home.

where the fuck is the
>y-you too

Oh miley

>grab handful
>jerks off with them later
^classic /B

Fucking degenerate. Sex is reserved for married heterosexual couples and contraception isn't needed in that case. DEUS VULT

>Get curious one night and use it to stick things in your ass
>Become gay

Thanks I guess? But I'm not even married yet.

>look her straight in the eyes with a confused look
>take one
>open it up
>unroll it
>blow it up
>put in hand
>flick it in here face
>"No way fag"

>"oh come on"
>"we just met"

yes, but the condoms are shopped in