Did I fuck it up?

Did I fuck it up?

you sound like a fedora toting splerg

You should have said "I've mastered the art of the blade"

Clear autism

If dubs, send her:

I'm really on tinder because I just masturbate to gay porn. My dad doesn't love me because of this, so I'm trying to make him happy, or else he'll put me to sleep like he put my dog to sleep. I've spent countless nights just terrified, please send tits so I can proof my dad I'm not gay. Your tits could save my life

you sound like you collect vinyl, but not in the cool way.

Cringe thread?

No need for the exclamation mark, and you should've just asked when a good time was - not directly ask about tonight. The 4 languages was cool but the second point seems like you're making your own resume' and your third point can be a turn off for some people. But that's just nitpicking, you do you.

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My exact thoughts having read this.

rollerino

Yes, you did. You might as well have called her "m'lady".

Rollo doggo

You did great right up until 4 languages. After that it went downhill so fast you just blew your chances. Good job.

DO IT OP PROVE YOU ARE ALPHA

Do this op

Why are you dipshits rolling? OP didn't say anyone was rolling for anything, just some sperglord user who can't make OP do anything.

What else should I have written?

rOLL

stay mad fedora wearing dipshit LMAOLMAOLMAOLMAO

>I speak 4 languages
English, American, Australian and Canadian eh?

>Your tits could save my life
TOPKEK SEND IT OP

English, Swedish, Kurdish and Russian

you seem like you care too much, keep it simple but not boring

DOOO EEET

t. OP the m'lady blade wielding fedora tipping splorgeo

>recipient
that word does not mean what you think it means, use english at your own level you sperg

Keep that edge sharp, you trenchcoat wearing virgin.

if dubs tell her,

Show me your slit, I want to devour your cum hole

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fucking rolling

damn dude ur so fucking gay lmao kys

rollero

Well you see, you didn't specify what experience you have. With today's job market being so competitive you have to be concise and to the point. Open ended answers like that don't convey your point across clearly, and in many instances are assumed to be a cover for not having a specific answer in the first place. Next time describe your exact experience and how it relates, gives you an edge over other applicants, and further qualifies you for the job you are applying for. Best of luck though I don't understand why anyone would want to work at Starbucks anyway.

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>itt: samefagging shitposters

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lmao you dipshit hahaha you sound like OP

rolling for this!

Cool, I didn't know I was those two other guys. Thanks!

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fag u wasted it replying to the bait

BARREL ROLL ROLL

roll rill roll roll roll

Rollinn

Roll

Fucken roll'

WINRAR

Winrar

winrar

winner

winrar

winner winrar chicken dinner

Rollin it

winzip

nice trips

Should of been more humorous instead of trying to show off your 3000 iq points

winraaarararrarrarwr

DELIVER OP

kek'd, dubs spoke, OP deliver

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KEK

Legend

ROLL --- if dubs, OP didn't fuck it up...if trips ..OP has to fuck it up by saying " I kinda want you to give me hickeys on my dickey while i speak 4 languages" if quads, OP kills himself...if higher, I kill myself

HE DID IT
ABSOLUTE MAD MAN

OP sacrificing potential loss of virginity for his Sup Forums brothers. That a boy

Dean... .

OP here. I have fucked 14 girls.

OP was not a faggot today

pl0x send this!

bravo OP

OP was not an absolute fag. Nice.

Based, any response?

post response op you glorious faggot

No response

she some fucking heartless bitch if she left you for dead like that