Soo uh here's a story
>be me
>playing TF2
>we have two really annoying people on our team, a boy and a girl
>obviously dating
>the girl was playing medic while the boy was heavy
>they sounded about 13-14, somewhere in that age region
>we're losing
>ask the girl kindly if she could heal me as I was low on health
>she heals me
>"HEY YOU SAID YOU WOULD ONLY HEAL ME"
>the boy sounds fucking PISSED
Cont.
Go on
You have aroused my curiosity, OP
>"I kinda want to win"
>the boy and the girl proceed to shout at one another for another 10 minutes
>comedygold.webm
>the boy calls the girl a weeby shit while the girl calls him autistic
>"that's it we're over"
>the girl fucking walks out on him
>the girl leaves the game and the boy stays, sounding super sad on mic
>"THIS IS ALL YOUR FUCKING FAULT user"
>when saying that you can hear his mother walk in
>oshit.png
>he logs off after calling everyone in the server cunts
>MFW I ended two people's relationship because I wanted healing
>MFW his profile says that he hasn't been online for a year now
>MFW I probably got the kid grounded
Anyone else got stories from online games?
I thought a girl was hitting on me start chatting on discord. Turns out it was a 13ish year out gay kid that was hitting on me.
Lmao, you got a story?
Sounds like you met Dunkey during his relationships early stages
I don't have any story in particular but a guy pretended to be a girl for like 3 months while playing with me and some friends, also pretending to be lesbian, to approach another (real) girl in our group, it made me so sad and full of pity for him when I discovered that. Also i laughed a lot
You don't make it subtle do you user?
That was a thing? I love Dunkey, you got sources? I'm interested
Hold up, what?
Online gaming stories thread?
Online gaming stories thread
>be me
>kill everyone
>find hat
>joy
>the end
want another?
yes
>be me playing tf2
>want to get hat but i cant pick between hat 1 and hat 2, they have around the same value
>after being a retard i pick hat 2 and buy it
>few days pass and hat 1s value goes up x5
>uninstall
>be me playing heavy
>spam voice chat
>medics love me
>get so many domination medals my chest cant hold them all and epileptics get seizures from looking at my killstreak minigun
>1 medic falls for me and adds me
>we pub stomp and hop server whenever current server gets low player count because enemy players start leaving
>he gives me free hat
>the end
Shakespeare
>be me
>soldier main period
>get idea
>try idea
>shock
>empathy
>joy
>no mercy
>something got nerfed
>depression
>uninstall
get dubs and you get to learn something useless
>
Roll
Check
>be me
>playing battlefield not shit
>play map with no vehicles/domination mode
>tugs+ace 52 cqb
>now i have become anti infantry
>play vehicle map
>tugs+mav+svd-12
>now i am anti infantry again but i die sometimes
>the end
i bet noone has done this before
>be me
>win
>taunt
>the end