Hey poorfags of Sup Forums, are you jelly of my new Rolex? Hope you enjoy being neets and wageslaves your whole lives

Hey poorfags of Sup Forums, are you jelly of my new Rolex? Hope you enjoy being neets and wageslaves your whole lives

its a seiko tubby

Any watch would look better if you wrap it around a log of moldy SPAM.

Time stamp

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God if you where really in a situation to call people poor then at least buy yourself extra links for the watch band.

the fool and his money are easily parted aye?

T.Butthurt poorfags

nice filename
>sage

I don't know who that man is but I'm pretty sure he's made of a warm bag of pudding

Mines better

Thats not a Rolex

Nomos

Newfag

My apple watch is cool

if you're not a neet, and you're not a wageslave... what are you?

You couldn't even afford chicken milk you Euro trash

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Fat fuck. That is all

Hah, don make me show my Bouvet and Vacheron Constantin collections.

Hey Sup Forums

will take the bait

Even if that was your watch, and a rolex, why would u use that ugly ass watch?

and besides, "oh look at me, i look like im fucking dying but hey, at least i have a rolex"

Just Patetic

Image taken from reddit, bitches.

Put your dad's watch back before he notices.
Dat 2nd grade handwriting and lack of premature bannable wrist pic gave it away.

All doctors have shitty handwriting pal.

This thread is proof that WALL-E was a prophetic warning.

That's not doctor handwriting. That's Minecraft enthusiast handwriting.

I just want OP to know that if you were actually rich you would be able to afford to fix the soggy burrito you call an arm

Shitty $5 knockoff

Show us your hand next to it you fucking nigger, and return that watch to its rightful owner.

noice which movement does it use from them?

that thing looks plated af

Nice watch :D

This is such a shitty counterfeit I'd be surprised that it's right twice a day.

Such edema

yo thats fake. Engraving is off

>you jelly?

No, you fat!

looks like a fin