Anyone else always get poop on their hand after wiping their ass?

Anyone else always get poop on their hand after wiping their ass?

KYS fatshit

I'm not fat.

Fortunately, yes. Wouldn't be complete experience without it

Ever lick it?

I have someone to do that for me

Got any interesting stories?

Nice trips. Nothing worse than poofinger.

This is how 4 year olds grow up to be fucked up shit fetishists

I don't have to wipe because my poop is like rocks :^)

All the time. My mighty turds tear through the paper when I go to catch the poop

True, I tried tasting my own shit when i was 4. Thought it looked and would taste like chocolate. Didn't taste like chocolate but for some reason I really liked the smell and taste. Ate my own shit till I was caught in school by a teacher in the stall when I was 9.

What does it taste like? Besides hot shame and self hate that is

Well mine tasted like stuffing but with a kind of bitter taste. I still lick it off it's a little on my finger but I don't full turd slurp anymore.

I once got shit on my nose and in my nostrils.
>be 20
>1999 millennium party in club
>raking up copious amounts of coke
>drop miztubishi E
>total bliss
>go order half pint of baileys
>down it
>dance
>need to shit hard
>go for a shit
>another line of coke
>nose bleed starts
>forgot I wiped ass first
>wipe nose
>too high to notice
>1159.oldlansine jpeg
>girl hugs me sees shit nose
>freaks out
Achieve new name from Freinds (shit snout)
Still called it today

kek'd and checked.

I guess that means you have... Shit taste

I thought I was the only one

Dammit Carlos.

No because I'm not a fat piece of shit

It happened to me only once. Cheap ass toilet paper wasn't up to the task that day