C-Celeb Thread for i-ineffectual p-palace court h-hobs w-with an alpha m-mask, never i-in a fist fight, b-besworded a-as women, t-tame as pups on a s-seaside Atlantic deck...
C-Celeb Thread for i-ineffectual p-palace court h-hobs w-with an alpha m-mask, never i-in a fist fight...
Luis Moore
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Kevin Jackson
Can this repetitive shitstain be banned yet please mods?
Adam Smith
No
Sebastian Walker
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Easton Ortiz
why not? because you like cancer?
Andrew Wood
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Noah Thomas
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Kayden Davis
I'm sorry to interrupt but I would like to take this time to talk about my diarrhea. I had the worst diarrhea of my life a few months ago after eating at Applebee's. I got sick while I was in the mall and it hit very suddenly. The closest toilet was in Sears so I waddled as fast as I could to get to the bathroom before a river of brown erupted from my butt. Alas I discovered that the only bathroom in Sears was on the second floor, so after futilely searching I had to make for the escalator. I could feel the butt-volcano about to erupt, I was frantic. I thought OK, almost there, I can make it, and then I learned that the bathroom was all the way on the far side of the store from the escalator! This was bad, really bad. I had my sphincter clenched as tight as I could but I knew I had only seconds left and the bathroom was about half a minute away. If I sprinted I could make it, but if I sprinted I wouldn't be able to properly clench my sphincter. I was stuck. I did the best I could, and I even made it to the bathroom, but before I could get to the stall Mt. Buttuvius erupted in my pants. And it just kept coming. I waddled to the stall with a brown geyser shooting from my bum, got my pants down, and my butt kept spraying like the world's most foul fire hose. It got all over the seat, the toilet, the walls, the floor, there was even some on the ceiling. The CEILING! I had to pant and breathe deeply but the smell was so bad I almost vomited. So there I was, in Sears, my pants a wet, slimy, nasty brown. The only good thing was that there wasn't anybody in there, and all through my struggle, nobody else came in. I did what I had to do. I used two entire rolls of toilet paper to try to clean up, and I had to try to flush my underwear into the toilet. As you can imagine, this didn't work, so the toilet overflowed and spilled fecal juice all over the bathroom. I used a third roll of toilet paper to try to clean up before giving up.
Luis Nguyen
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Brody Walker
morning wood
Austin Diaz
Because celeb threads are just as much cancer as the rest of the constant threads on here. If mods are going to remove cancer Sup Forums would be pretty empty
Aiden Jackson
and the ugly people losers smell worse then dog shit and is everywhere like in school and is short and ugly and try to act cool and dont care about being ugly cause there not the best and just watch people and get angry and try to read people ugly way like my short ugly loser father and ugly people losers that smell and try too hard to cheat ugly way and is short and ugly and short and lame and outnumber everybody and people and cheat like a ugly litt le bitch and has no friends and is ugly and watches people ugly way every body eveyrodabodyd sdingrl cdayf and is ugly little bithch and hurt people ugly way when watch people ugly way and try to hurt people ugly way and beb ebter then people ugly way and hold on to people ugly way so they dont look ugly and make you misrrbnle and vthat is why there shit and ugly and god knwwos and iam miserble and thery poop and short and cant do anything and hurt people ugly way and cheat ugly way cause cant do anything and even a short gay poop cant be better then the best people if can cheat the ugly way like ugly people and god knows and thats iw hy the people shit look like a short ugly pile of poop and hes dying of cacner and none of the people miss him cause hes a pizz of poop that hurt people ugly way and try to be better then people ugly way
Hunter Lee
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Leo Barnes
That ass on my dick now
Matthew Martin
You are a psychopath with no empathy in his psyche. Your genes are all wrong.
Now I'm sure you have never talked to a woman while looking into her eyes, or had intimacy without paying for it. You can't communicate with people, you don't "get it". Socially you are worse than a piece of wood. You have no idea about social dynamics, situational awareness and nonverbal communication.
I'm sure your life has passed in chat rooms , video games, forums and other online platforms. You don't know how to communicate with other people or minding their feelings and you never will learn.
You will die alone, at your home, with a video game login screen open, half eaten hot pockets and fast food wrappers littering the floor. Nobody IRL will worry about you for a few days, nobody will care. Someone at work will think of calling you and asking what's up before you get fired ; but he will change his mind after remembering you jokes about his girlfriend having a stillborn baby literally two days after the incident.
You will start rotting long before the neighbours fall the cops.
That's is one possibility, the other is YOU STOP BEING A TWAT and be considerate of other people and apologise to OP and stop acting like life is some game and everybody else are players whose mothers you daily insult.
Jacob Jones
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Andrew Mitchell
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Benjamin Miller
Lewd
Jeremiah Ortiz
Just stop. If you ever post here again, I will fuckin’ choke slam you into a coffee table, with any luck it will be one of those old school antique coffee tables that was made out of the really good wood from deep in the fucking forest and not that Ikea bitch that explodes like a fucking stunt table. I will put you right through it, and pull you up by your god damn larynx and then right through the dry wall, my hand would be disappearing into the wall like I just fisted a fucking horse. Then I’d pull you out, you’d have plaster all over your fucking hair, you’d be deprived of 3 quarters of your oxygen, and you’d start to cry. Then I’d just whisper into your ear, really calmly, like one of those bad guys in one of those great 80’s movies with Mel Gibson, or fucking Stallone or whatever, where once the goons would get him tied up and the head bad guy that’s running bitch would come in all relaxed with his dress shoes and suit and would just come up and put his face like parallel to the other dude’s face and just come in and whisper in the guy’s ear nice and calmly. That’s what I’d do to you, as you’re struggling to breath, I’d put my head right next to your ear and just be like “If you ever post in this section again, I will fucking kill you. You understand me? The only reason you’re not dead right now is because I haven’t figured out how to get away with it yet. If you even come in this section again, I swear to god, I will grab you by your fucking baby fat and the top of your fucking head and I will throw you upside down through a bay window” As you sit out there in the rain, picking the glass and the wood shards out of your body, I’m gonna take a tray of hot macaroni and throw it right on your fucking face. That’s what I’ll do if you ever post here again.
Adam Evans
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Lincoln Flores
Elle do anal?
Robert Gonzalez
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Charles Martin
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James Rogers
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Caleb Rivera
Spit or swallowed?
Isaiah Gomez
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David Gomez
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Gavin Wright
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Cameron Ortiz
No! She's a pure girl
Thomas Lopez
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Kayden Bennett
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Leo Wright
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Parker Davis
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Christian Clark
WE NEED ALL ANONS HELP HERE..
Adrian Myers
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Jaxson Thompson
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Lincoln Ross
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James White
I think she fucked the DJ
Eli Nelson
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Adam Evans
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Bentley Powell
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Levi Butler
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Jonathan Roberts
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Sebastian Ward
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Asher Phillips
You're lying!
Jonathan Baker
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Leo Perez
W-What h-happened t-to the reply b-button... Why c-can't I-I p-post m-my p-pictures a-and letter text...
Aiden Jones
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Oliver Torres
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Kevin Thompson
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Lincoln Murphy
She’s my virgin pet , so is her sissy
Nathaniel Hughes
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Cameron Butler
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Eli Green
Did she swallow?
Andrew Lewis
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Jace Harris
Hacked ;p
Jason Davis
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Dylan Morris
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Owen Ward
Spit in ur mouth
James Cox
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Josiah Jones
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Jack Wilson
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Christopher Diaz
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Luke Nelson
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William Lopez
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Brody Campbell
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Jack Rivera
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James Perry
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Daniel Sanders
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Chase Thompson
Stop accusing the pure princess, she won't do things like that
William Perez
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Benjamin Reed
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Owen Powell
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Juan Rivera
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Joseph Cruz
Checked those trips and pits
Christopher Garcia
Aww to bad lol!
Evan Harris
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Nolan Nelson
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Ryder Wood
Emma pits!
Joseph Williams
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Ethan Davis
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Hunter Gutierrez
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Ian Brooks
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Andrew Roberts
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Jason Rodriguez
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John Gonzalez
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Connor Morales
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Juan Martin
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Elijah Morales
Aphamle
Samuel Mitchell
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Chase Campbell
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John Scott
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Zachary Turner
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Aaron Russell
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Elijah Price
Joowess Queenie ^__^
Connor Turner
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Jayden Nelson
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Kayden Gray
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Camden Baker
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Andrew Turner
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