It's the sabbath. Confess

It's the sabbath. Confess.

Today's Friday father

I fell in love with khazar milkies

I got a blowjob from your Mom, OP.

Again.

The jewish day starts at night.

...

i'm staying overnight in an older lady's air bnb and i fucked my arse with her toilet brush handle and the body lotion she gave me

haven't came like that in a long time

I haven't had an orgasm since July 1st of last year.

Been doing street-tricks to make my dick longer, though havent taken any pills.
My ultimate goal is being able to either fuck myself or suck myself off.
After all, its not gay if your doing it with yourself.

Why not just get someone to suck it for you?

Death to all muslims

Im tryin to poop but it wont come out and it's quite frustrating.

Twice this week I've sucked off my three gay mates

That's fuckin gay

i looked at a girls boob at summer camp

It's Friday, Father. Don't be an aspie

why?

and?

I want to start a serious relationship with a cute femboy/trap but I don't know where to look.

Sabbath starts at sun down on Friday. Don't be an aspie.

She's had me locked in chastity since then.

I don't like Black Sabbeth. I only like the Black Metalica album.

i rolled on shabbos

I am a newfag

I got mad at my room mate a week ago, so I pissed on him while he was sleeping and he thought he pissed himself in his sleep.

Fuck man, I cannot fathom going a year without an orgasm. Also never really understood why people like chastity belts. Is it a humiliation thing? Could you explain it to me?