If Tom Cruise was a detective he would be called Tom Clues.
If Tom Cruise was a detective he would be called Tom Clues
pls nooo
If Tom Cruise was a news reporter he would be called Tom News
If Tom Cruise was a gay cruise ship he would be called Tom Cruise
An entire continent wouldn’t be able to call him that.
If Tom Cruise played Jazz he'd be Tom Blues.
If Tom Cruise were your mom he would be Tom Hugeslut
If Tom Cruise was black he'd be called a nigger.
I'm Tom Cruise was a jew he'd be Tom Justawhiteguylikeyougoys
True dat
If Tom Cruise was a drunkard he would be called Tom Booze.
If Tom cruise was in a boiling pot of vegetables he'd be called Tom stews
asains, nioce
If he was in the middle of taking a dump he'd be Tom poos
If tom cruise was hypocrite he would be called Tom Jews
boomp
Thank God, those 9 seconds without a post almost killed the thread.
or you can be an unappreciative little cunt. There's always that
If Tom Cruise was a practical joker he would be called Tom Ruse
If Tom Cruise was a body builder he would be called Tom Juice.
Oh no, I totally appreciate how you bumped an active thread without contributing to it. If tom Cruise were you, he'd be Tom Stupid.
If Tom Cruise hung out on Sup Forums he'd be Tom Lose.
if he had a foot fetish he'd be Tom Shoes
That doesn't rhyme nigger...typical rapper trash
>implying I didn't
sounds like you'd be Tom Edgy
If Tom Cruise had a bigger nose he would be Tom Jew
If Tom Cruise hung out with the bros he would be called Tom Brews
If Tom Cruise was a cow he would be called Tom Moo's.
If Tom was Canadian he would be called Tom Moose.
If Tom Cruise had narcolepsy he'd be Tom Snooze
God dammit
I don't know why I laughed at that
Tom Douche?
If Tom Cruise was Tom Cruise he'd be Tom Cruise.
If Tom Cruise stepped to me in the street he'd be Tom Bruise
If Tom Cruise made alcohol he would be called Tom Brews
Tom kys faggot
See
If Tom Cruise were a church he'd have Tom Pews
If Tom Cruise was an overcurrent protection for an electrical circuit he would be called Tom Fuse
If Tom Cruise was a pidgeon he'd be Tom Coos.
If Tom Cruise were a GPS he'd be Tom Tom Cruise
If Tom Cruise was a report on what was happening, he's be Tom News
much better, have a Tom (You)s
If Tom Cruise told you a lie it would be a Tom Ruse
If Tom Cruise was tall he would be Long Cruise
If Tom Cruise would kill this thread he would be called Tom RekKek
If Tom Cruise was an attorney he would be called Tom Sues
If Tom Cruise was a cunty millennial faggot he'd be Tom Tattoos
If Tom Cruise doesn't dry himself after a shower he would be called Tom Mildews
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If this thread 404's and then starts up again would that be Tom Continues?
If Tom Cruise took a rancid dump he would be Tom Poos
If Tom Cruise hit on lots of women he would be Tom Woos
If Tom Cruise talked baby talk he would be Tom Coos
If Tom Cruise was a white supremecist he would be Tom KKKruise
If Tom Cruise liked a variety of colors he would be Tom Hues
If Tom Cruise knew how to drive a hard bargain he would be Tom Jews
If Tom Cruise was filled with pus he would be Tom Ooze
If Tom Cruise worked for Fox he would be Tom Fakenews
If Tom Cruise was into litigation he would be Tom Sues
If Tom Cruise was an out of control toddler like Trump he would be Tom Terrible Twos
Baiting this hard.
If Tom Cruise was a beer maker he would be Tom Brews
If Tom Cruise had a short temper he would be Tom Fuse
If Tom Cruise wanted to stick to something he would be Tom Glues
If Tom Cruise was the subject of a love song he would be Tom Muse
If Tom Cruise enjoyed reading newspapers he would be Tom Peruse
If Tom Cruise was into recycling he would be Tom Reuse
If Tom Cruise was cooked with meat and vegetables he would be Tom Stews
If Tom Cruise had a lot of You Tube fans he would be Tom Views
If Tom Cruise toppled off his lift shoes he’d be Tom Bruise