Part 2
Part 2
>Be asleep
>Meteor hits a hill
>Bee comes out
>...
>...
Fight as robots in what appears to be a womb with tentacles in the past
>start in a forest
>somehow end up in a villa
>wtfman.jpg
>dead quiet
>FUCKING DUDE WITH CHAINSAW COMES FROM NOWHERE
earthbound.
yep
>start game as one guy
>end up playing as different guy
>new guy has daddy issues
>end up being able to kill the guy you played as first
>if you don't kill him game is like twice as long
Manhunt?
>Be in space
>Die
SHAUUUUUUUN
>under the sea
>eat little girls
>some random place in UK
>5 people inside some building
>5 people outside
>pew pew boom
>dress
>dance
Fallout 3?
nah nigga, Star Wars Battlefront 2
>spend whole game stealing land from a man running a booming economy to help two psychos take over
>chase endangered animals to make room for 2 arrows
>also god is a 13 year old girl
JASON?! JAAAAAAASON!!
farcry :^)
the one where you got to fuck the girl and die
>be from Europe
>middle class working man
>somehow dating girl out of my league
>constantly get cheated on
>does massive amount of drugs
>kills everything in sight each time she cheats
Nope
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Resident Evil 4
>be on mars
>Sledgehammer
>that is all
no its farcry 4
Yep
Chrono Trigger?
Rodent i think, jumps pitfalls and is fucking annoying. Jean shorts too
You don't know how to turn that on cz u a fegget farmer.
>pic to distract
baten kaitos?
doom 3
Nope
Nope
I wanna play this
>A Ragtag Bunch of Misfits saves the world from a creepy guy and his mom by the decisive use of giant swords and magical, multicoloured balls.
damn, you unintentionally described baten kaitos to a tee
ff7 come on
Dead Space?
AOE 2?
Nope
red faction guerrilla
hey you took the image i made. Does this mean I'm Sup Forums famous?
Crystals, world landmarks, a messy room with lots of computer monitors. Pizza slice on the staircase.
a man shoots things and survives by blowing shit up
bingo
ye
>Boring protagonist
>Basically medieval batman
>Praised as one of the best games of all time
>I just don't fucking see it
>tons of titties tho
>Be me looking for a girl
>Some old fart in a swamp could have seen her
>kills himself
>fight enemys and stuff
>drink poison
>how did i end up in this apocalyptic szenario.mp3
witcher?
witcher?
yes
Try guess this one motherfuckers
>start off as prisoner
>saved from imminent execution by a large dragon, which later on turns out to be Alduin, the games final boss
>your character soon learns that they can absorb the souls of slain dragons
>folks of skyrim start calling him dovakhiin, which is dragon tongue for "dragon born"
Main character bashes people with a huge crack pipe. Best bro is a morbidly obese compulsive eater. We know this older dude who makes cool inventions but man, he cannot be trusted not to rape every young chick he see.
Cars 3
>stealthy order of killers hiding in the shadows for generations
>BOATS
>BOATS
>BOATS
>PIRATES LOL
...
really tricky, um... Need for speed?
fallout 4
Peter Jackson's King Kong The Official Video Game of the Movie
SUPERHOT?
ass creed black flag
>Be fat asian guy
>super massive addiction
>past is always chasing me
>Wife is better in every way
>no end to game
Tetris?
real life the game?
ding
MArk of Kri
no my son
>rolling shit in a ball to make a planet
>Freddie Mercury is the king
the last of us?
>ninja
>have someone with you the whole game
>she is an illusion
>kill her or kill your master
bioshock
>be baby
>mom tries to kill you
>hide in basement
>destroy moms womb from inside
>kill the devil
>????
>you were dead the whole time
halo
No
katamari desu eh?
Binding of Isaac
rugrats the game?
ye
I'll accept it
I only played Beautiful Katamari
Bioshock 1 or 2
nope
How to train your penis
That's morrow indeed, right?
Too fucking easy. Should have gone for
>start in a forest
>somehow end up in a villa
>dead quiet
>a snake lays a chicken egg, but it's good for your health.
>crashland on an alien planet
>decide to build a rocket for some reason
>welp gg fuck the environment lmao
Pikmin
But you didn't name it
Subnautica
>Prison riot
>Monster inmates
>Escape prison
>Hallucinating like a motherfucker during
>Spikes come out of my back
>Where the fuck is my wife and child
>Feels like a bad meth trip
>Mad doctor always fucking it up for me
>WHERE THE FUCK IS MY WIFE AND CHILD
Dirty bomb / brink?
>be floating dissembodied agent
>move hovering pointer over 2/5D landscape
>make little moving things do things and build big non moving things that generate more little moving things
>once you have a ocean of little moving things you send them in waves to end other little moving things comming to end your little moving things
>be me
>thing kills grandpa
>go see
>find skin book
>magic
>shit makes you hallucinate
>kill thing that killed grandpa
nope
>rooty tooty point and shooty for a wish
pacman?
The Suffering
Such a good game
Yeah definitely pac man
>be me
>be Grug
>born fully functioning obediant adult male
>nice blue robes
>one day be Grug be out wood chopping
>strange old man in robes slowly approach Grug
>all of a sudden he start chanting
>AEEE OHHH AEEEE OHHH
>WOLOLOOOO
>be Grug
>see error of ways after convincing arguement made by strange old man shouting at me
>now work for new clan
>shiney new red robes
>Grug couldn't be happier
> dad's dead, sisters blind and you're too busy chasing chickens
>be girl
>dystopian future were info is hard to get
>fall of skyscrapers multiple times
>betrayed by best friend
>btw you get guns pew pew
Mirrors Edge
>Asian hitman
>Helicopter explodes.