Hey guys! I’m so excited to be here this is my first time on Sup Forums :P I always read the green text subreddit and...

Hey guys! I’m so excited to be here this is my first time on Sup Forums :P I always read the green text subreddit and think you guys are soooo funny XD here let me try

>be me

Haha XD I’m not sure if that’ll work but we’ll see.

Anyway I have some suggestions for the site...since I can’t add emojis and can only do faces like this :D I think you guys should add support for emojis! Just my idea

Now leave me some funny greentexts down below please :)

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twitter.com/AnonBabble

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>Be drunk on Saturday night
>Walking around town with a mate
>See some sheilas walking to a car
>Lift front of my shirt up and pull front of my pants down
>Start flopping my cock around
>Sheila walking to the drivers door flashes her tits
>Start approaching
>Bitches freak the fuck out, jump in the car and peel out
>Continue with my drunk antics

the absolute madman

Kid, nice dubs but go back if you value literally anything. There's nothing sacred here except lolis and traps

I don’t know user....that stories a little too much. I think it’s kind of misogynistic and oppressive for you to do something like that...

Wow! How did you do those emojis user? ⭐⭐⭐

Oh look I did them too. Neat! They should add smiley face emojis too though

Alright guys of OP thinks he's ready for Sup Forums let's show him the best and the worst we have to offer! This year is the year of the loli so I'll start

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So like this?

Or perhaps not

XD

(())

Hey kid how old are you?

You guys know this is bait right? Or are you baiting the baiter?

step aside, faggots


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You failed

Fucking newfags, I swear


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Double dubs still can't triforce


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Triforce done right

shut up

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ezpz


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>ITT: Newfags

Watch and learn, newfriends


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newfags can't triforce

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UMAGAD yall raterdd


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>A nigger, a Jew, and a morbidly obese Mexican man walk into a gay bar
>They approach a cum-gargling faggot with a 3 inch long, always flaccid penis using a laptop at a table which is sticky with HIV ridden semen.
>"You wanna come back to our place?" The nigger asks the faggot.
>"you can toss my Mexican friend's rancid, herpies-and-shit-covered salad and jerk my Jewish friend's wart-and-pimple-covered dick while I ram my giant unlubed nigger-cock into your gaping, oft fucked asshole"
>"literally nothing in this world would make me happier," says the faggot, removing his finger from his butthole and licking it clean.
>"but first let me get off of Reddit and make a shitpost on Sup Forums."


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do I win?

Why is everyone using meme arrows???


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9/11 would read again

Looks like nobody can Triforce anymore. I can do it on desktop but not mobile

You wouldn't fit in Australia

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FAGS

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wtf are those illuminati triangles

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good answer

[option-space] + [option-space] + [option-J] + [enter] + [option-J] + [option-space] + [option-J]


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youtu.be/qhDDB1-ewt4

toes is my niche


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