Hey guys! I’m so excited to be here this is my first time on Sup Forums :P I always read the green text subreddit and think you guys are soooo funny XD here let me try
>be me
Haha XD I’m not sure if that’ll work but we’ll see.
Anyway I have some suggestions for the site...since I can’t add emojis and can only do faces like this :D I think you guys should add support for emojis! Just my idea
Now leave me some funny greentexts down below please :)
>Be drunk on Saturday night >Walking around town with a mate >See some sheilas walking to a car >Lift front of my shirt up and pull front of my pants down >Start flopping my cock around >Sheila walking to the drivers door flashes her tits >Start approaching >Bitches freak the fuck out, jump in the car and peel out >Continue with my drunk antics
Brody Nguyen
the absolute madman
Dominic Nguyen
Kid, nice dubs but go back if you value literally anything. There's nothing sacred here except lolis and traps
Samuel Gutierrez
I don’t know user....that stories a little too much. I think it’s kind of misogynistic and oppressive for you to do something like that...
Evan Harris
Wow! How did you do those emojis user? ⭐⭐⭐
Adrian Perez
Oh look I did them too. Neat! They should add smiley face emojis too though
Logan Watson
Alright guys of OP thinks he's ready for Sup Forums let's show him the best and the worst we have to offer! This year is the year of the loli so I'll start
Jason Green
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Ethan Torres
So like this?
Leo Clark
Or perhaps not
Blake Sanders
XD
Aiden Reyes
(())
Mason Edwards
Hey kid how old are you?
Dylan Flores
You guys know this is bait right? Or are you baiting the baiter?
Evan Kelly
step aside, faggots
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Kevin Miller
You failed
Mason Collins
Fucking newfags, I swear
Jackson Brown
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Jose Miller
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Austin Taylor
Double dubs still can't triforce
Jaxson Baker
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Triforce done right
Anthony Reed
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Owen Fisher
sure
Isaac Morris
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Gabriel Morgan
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Isaiah Morgan
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ezpz
Benjamin Harris
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Thomas Moore
>ITT: Newfags
Watch and learn, newfriends
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Austin Phillips
ffs
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Adrian Reyes
newfags can't triforce ▲ ▲ ▲
Jose Foster
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Nolan Moore
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Samuel Brown
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Wyatt Cook
UMAGAD yall raterdd
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Dylan Richardson
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Jayden Rodriguez
>A nigger, a Jew, and a morbidly obese Mexican man walk into a gay bar >They approach a cum-gargling faggot with a 3 inch long, always flaccid penis using a laptop at a table which is sticky with HIV ridden semen. >"You wanna come back to our place?" The nigger asks the faggot. >"you can toss my Mexican friend's rancid, herpies-and-shit-covered salad and jerk my Jewish friend's wart-and-pimple-covered dick while I ram my giant unlubed nigger-cock into your gaping, oft fucked asshole" >"literally nothing in this world would make me happier," says the faggot, removing his finger from his butthole and licking it clean. >"but first let me get off of Reddit and make a shitpost on Sup Forums."
Daniel Bennett
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Zachary Reed
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do I win?
Tyler Sullivan
Why is everyone using meme arrows???
Angel Long
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Owen Smith
9/11 would read again
Blake Flores
Looks like nobody can Triforce anymore. I can do it on desktop but not mobile