How do gays avoid getting shit dick Sup Forums?

How do gays avoid getting shit dick Sup Forums?
I'm curious but I don't wanna google it.

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They don't.

Do you NOW realize why people think fags are gross?

The same way girls in porn do it. Fucking beta.

enema/douche

The same question could be asked of straight men that have anal sex with their female partners. Ever saw shit in non-scat porn?

Actual Faggot here, bottoms generally control the is diet a day or two before and use this. It hooks up to a shower.

Also comes in less complicated forms

Thanks for the real answer

Is it always a top-bottom relationship?

No problem

kek

No, there's also vers (versatile), but when they know they're going to bottom they'll still clean up

Prepare to have shit all over your shower/bath tub.

>How do gays avoid getting shit dick Sup Forums?
First they FAGGOTPOST on Sup Forums
because they want to fuck Sup Forums and Sup Forums over by contaminating random shit with endless faggotry. It's a Jew thing. Jews and pornography go together like fudge on a faggot's dick. But you know that.

WE NEED A FAGGOT CONTAINMENT BOARD CALLED /fag/

PACK ALL THE FAGGOT PORN SPAM IN THERE

ALL THE TRAPS, ALL THE DICK RATE THREADS, ALL THE OTHER FAGGOTRY, WHOOSH, GONE, SLAM THE LID AND KEEP THE FAGGOTS LOCKED IN THERE, WRITHING IN A CESSPOOL OF FETID STALE SEMEN, ISOLATED FROM DECENT SOCIETY. FUCK THE FAGGOT SPAM!!!

Since that hasn't happened yet, I can only figure that the FBI agents who administer Sup Forums are faggots and that they love the faggot threads.

Ah, I remember being 12.

hahaha

in college i fucked a girl after we had chinese for dinner. we did anal and i busted in her ass. when i pulled out, there was a glob of shit on the tip of my dick that fell off and landed in my bed. I scooped it up with her sexy black panties and she was pissed.

Sup Forumss already cancer just accept it fag

They just eat that shit off when they're done, all you can do. The hole they like to fuck is the one that reeks like shit because shit is stored in it so there is no avoiding shitty dick.

On a side note, if you go yo wienerschnitzel and order their 5chili cheese dogs for 5 bucks, order that as 5 shitty dicks. They adore that joke

>Ah, I remember being 12.
Fuck you, fuck your post, fuck this thread, and fuck every faggot porn spam poster. Get this shit over to /lgbt/ where they'll appreciate it.

Sometimes you don't, sometimes just rely on the condom and baby wipes, some guys enema beforehand. Just depends on the situation. I personally love ass to mouth and letting him clean me up after bareback.

Actually question Ive always wanted to ask a gay guy.

Do fags like getting fucked up the ass or do you just grin and bear it because its the easiest hole to fuck? Seems like it would be a lot of work and very uncomfortable. Saying this as a guy whos never fucked anything in the butt.

It hurts the first few times, but once you adjust it feels really fucking good. The ass is where the male "g spot" is

It can hurt, it has with people who weren't prepared to do it or didn't know what they're doing. But with the right amount of lube and when he takes it slow, it's fucking perfection. Feels so hot and sexy sliding in and out and pushing deeper, and my prostate is very sensitive, so I can cum without even being touched anywhere else. So there is a reason guys let themselves be fucked. Even straight guys like pegging, some of them.

so gays dont have spontaneous sex?

Spontaneous blowjobs tbh

this thread has become so educational

IF YOUR FATHERS WERE GAY YOU WOULDNT BE HERE

How is it any better to ask it here?

Yeah, it isn't a huge prep. It's just, be in the mood, slather that dick with lube, slather that ass with lube, push a little lube inside, and get to business.

Lube. Yeah, lots of lube is a gay stereotype that is real.

I knew I should have been a teacher.

That's true, my kids don't exist right now because I'm gay. Then again, my cousin's kids don't exist and he's straight. Motherfucker just don't want kids. Selfish prick.

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What about shit on your dick?

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That one's good. I usually buy silk or fucking store brands from walmart of the pharmacy.

My ass usually isn't so dirty, and his ass is usually pretty clean too. We've usually both blown each other and whoever is being fucked has gotten rimmed beforehand, and after we fuck we're done for a while, I just wipe up with wet wipes.

>and whoever is being fucked has gotten rimmed beforehand
>I just wipe up with wet wipes

shame on you, son

There's also a pill now that helps keep you clean. I don't remember the name of it, it was advertised on Drag Race last year

>silicone lube
No thanks, too lazy to find different lube for toys / condoms.