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> You are eating cereal
> Wild magic elf appears
> Tells you that you can enlarge your girlfriend's tits to the size you want
> It also says that you must kill your dog to get it

ACCEPT?

fuck the elf instead

Can I kill gf for more dogs? My dog won’t end up trying to ruin my life I’m sure.

my girlfriend already has huge tits

It depends, OP, what kind of cereal am I eating?

Good 4 U

i don't have a gf or a dog, what do?

Can i ask for huge female breasts for myself?

Fuck that elf nigger
id kill that little shit before harming my dog

POP CULTURE POPS

Of Course

Keep eating cereal

I'd be a guy with sexy tits

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>don't have dog
Fuck yes!
>Don't have girlfriend
Oh...

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>ACCEPT?
No

kek

Can I kill more than one dog?

My gf is perfect pet af but I’m thinking yup

I'd kill my girlfriend to give my dog massive tits.

A dogs life is nothing

jokes on you I'm a lonely fuck that doesnt have a gf or pet

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LOL