49 year old virgin here

49 year old virgin here.
AMA

Would you say you're more like an Isaac Newton virgin, or a Joan of Arc virgin?

newton i guess

A life-of-the-mind type, cool, cool. What do you use your mental energy on?

Why didn't you pay for a nice escort or prostitute?

How did you manage to pull that off? Please share your wisdom, grand wizard.

imagining different scenarios to fap with

im too self concious and i fear dirty whore germs

sheer willpower;self control

OPhere.forgot to mention that i still live with my parents

Do you have in your inventory a neckbeard and fedora oh great one

Do you LARP?

son,,i have a store that sells fedoras,samurai swords and waifu pillows amongst other things

no im too shy

Do your parents know?

So it isn't from being forever alone? What made you commit to a life without pussy? You're really missing the joys of a warm, wet, stinky hole.

why you never had sex with a hooker ?

I lost my virginity to some Brazilian whore that I paid 50 bucks (I was 19 at the time)

can you post a photo of yourself ?

I use it to whittle wood and try to comprehend the vast intellectual labyrinth that is Rick and Morty.

>not an incel
kys

>stinky
been there. went down on 'er, then went right back up

How's your spellbook looking?

You are the ultimate wizard

This is the last step to becoming all mighty, with risk comes great reward

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I bet it's the size of a thesaurus.