JUST

JUST

FUCK

P.s. is she fucking dying? Why are her eyeballs sinking in?

shut up brie is still cute

>What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch?

It's GLOW, she's probably gonna be a scrawny and frazzled.

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I want my thickbrie back

Is she actually bulking up for the show?

hopefully

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REMEMBER TO SUPPORT PROJECT #MATA

PHASE 1 IS BOMBARDING ALISON'S TWITTER WITH PICTURES OF DELICIOUS BAGELS, DONUTS, AND THICK WAFFLES. THIS IS TO GET HER INTERESTED IN EATING FATTY FOODS AGAIN.

PHASE 2 IS SENDING ACTUAL BAGELS AND DONUTS TO THE SET GLOW/whatever next project Alison is in. Send small boxes bought from a local place to not appear suspiscious, send with it a heart-warming letter telling her we're worried that she's too thin and should eat more.

PHASE 3 IS ENJOYING THE NEW ERA OF PRIME BRIE

#MAKE ALISON THICK AGAIN

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Jesus.

Curse of the Jewess

Jewish

>tfw you'll never have a wife as good as trudy

yes, well done dave franco. well done dave franco. HOWEVER

What kind of outfits is she going to wear on her new show?

i fully support this great plan

lewd outfits ofc

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>your irl and online jewfus are aging poorly

I don't like this plot line

she went to a Californian Art School, it's just the cock carousel catching up with her

she's the perfect example why jews were gassed in Nazi Germany

She's 33 idiots, how do you think 33 year old women normally look?

Trudy was a shit tier wife, Pete was continuously unhappy and all she did was tell him "there there" and ignore it. I don't know if Pete would have ever felt happy but she could have at least tried something.

>Alison Brie Schermerhorn

I don't know why Herschlag is a meme but this isn't

Prime Alison was the perfect woman

Aging is a sad thing

welcome to Sup Forums, enjoy your stay

>how to use my life story to become the best joel mchalf you can be

>gets to pretend waifu alison brie in mad men
>actually waifus rory gilmore in real life

Fucking Vincent Kartheiser is the luckiest man alive

now this another shoah

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Who'd want this washed up aging Jew whore coal burner? She's done.

33 year old women these days look great if they take care of themselves. This bitch looks like she opened the Ark of the Covenant!!!FACT!!!

No, she was a nice fucktoy when she was young, hot and tight. Today she'd be lucky to get cast in a footjob video!!!FACT!!!

Her job requires her to look attractive. She devotes time and resources to her appearance that a normal 33 year old couldn't dream of, yet she's still aged a lifetime over the past few years.

Normal 33 year old women can look fine. Not as vibrant as they were when they were 23, but also not like they've been roaming the desert with Moses for 40 years.

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It helps that he's a non-threatening effeminate emo prettyboy faggot and is famous for playing one on TV!!!FACT!!!

That's what I said, the perfect woman

shes aging because it's quite obvious she's a drug addict

i'm guessing benzos and opiates

>telling her we're worried that she's too thin
#1 plan to make a plan backfire is talk about a woman's weight
No matter you say, they will always take offence and fuck you over.

>Found a perfect porn lookalike of her last week
>Can't find it anymore
What have I done to deserve this?

nickey hunstman
brooke van buuren

>not fapping to the real deal
Is your imagination that poor?

Stephanie Cane

>she will NEVER castrate you with her teeth
just die in my sleep already
( ._.) ( ;_;)

>hit
I seriously thought she was holding a book with a picture of Hitler. Fucking thumbnails.

Sorsa?

So the book is all blank pages except one of them says "get hair plugs" and that's it?

Who is this Schermerhorn?

STANDING ON THE EDGE.

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shes lost weight. You can really see the difference in her face and hands. I bet her elbows and knees are auschwitz tier

Has she run out of fresh virgins?

>ywn be this comfy

what a puffy vulva

Get your Fallout 4 shit outta here, scrub.

She looks like your aunt that you're a little too attracted too.

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I don't know why, but this made me laugh

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I don't get it. She looks fine here.

OP is just memeing

>Trudy was a shit tier wife
More like Pete was a shit tier everything

I just realized the other day that Stoya looks just like Britta

Hershlag is catchier, easier to say, sounds cute
And Schermerhorn isn't even a Jewish name

Try the new leaner Charlotte Stokely.

>tfw someone posts my edits
I knew I didn't waste my time creating these.