I'm looking to somewhere get a loan of approximately €100.000 and i've got no disposable income and no job...

I'm looking to somewhere get a loan of approximately €100.000 and i've got no disposable income and no job, and can't guarentee to pay it back.
Can someone advice me on how to go about this. Dismissing any empathy or my personal well being, just purely financially speaking what is my best bet? I'm 100% serious

i wish i knew the answer

Get a well paying job and hold it for a number of years. That should help a lot. You're welcome.

Ill give you double to kys

a loan shark.
very high interest and if you don't pay it back you may find yourself in deep shit.

Yes, however sharks are inapproachable.
And the high interest rate is probably invalidated by your initial request anyway

i need moniess too

currency from?

What? € is europe

Why?

Personal loan don't do it.

This, but for whatever you wanna use that money it's not worth it, except maybe you wanna skip town or something.

>work hard
>save
>work harder
>save more
>build capital

Fucking loan takers. Banks will rule you forever. Pathetic.

>27
>never took a loan
>working for shit money
>still manage to save up

You disgust me.

No government loans see good with low interest rates

Try a credit card!

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>not understanding the difference between good debt and bad debt.
Planning to buy a house with 100% cash?

There is no good debt. Every debt is good.

What you ment I believe is an investment credit. The only acceptable form of "debt".

Upper fixer and good down payment goes long way.

>searches 'investment credit'
>all articles on reduced tax liability.
Nope.

>There is no good debt. Every debt is good.
>no good debt
>debt is good
Wait, what?

Should be bad. I am not native. Can you speak in my language so proficient that I would not be forced to make corrections?