>be me, femanon 18
>always wanted to try squirting, but always too afraid
>i didnt think i could
>goes to town down there for a second
>imclose.jpg
>i squirt
>or so i think
>its pee
>mfw i just pissed all over my bed
hows your night going guys?
(sigh)
That’s hella fucking gay op
Tits or gtfo
You know the rules
>Be me, maleanon
>laying in bed for 4 hours
>on Sup Forums
>drinking 2 litre of mountain dew
>needtopiss.mp4
>don't wanna get up
>3 more hours goes by
>finished my mountain dew
>reallyneedtopiss.wav
>grab empty 2 litre
>try to put the very tip of my dick up to the top of mountain dew bottle
>start pissing
>air pressure makes piss shoot everywhere
>i have piss all over myself and my bed too
if dubs sleep in your pissy sheets
almost
spent whole day with gf, went to zoo, ate out, came home and had the big sex. dropped her off and here i am on this board. going well, really
isn't all femanon squirt piss anyways?
rolling for this fine gentleman
good attempt bro, rerolling
what if it hadn't been piss , your bed would still be wet ? put a towel down next time.
>implying i was going to change them
if i was too lazy to get up and piss what makes you think i have the energy to change the sheets
pissy sheet greentexts and the roll all dubs, it has been decided
nah its a female ejaculate kinda thing, but its not supposed to be pee
Checked user
>female
>ejaculate
do you believe in unicorns too, user?
did it feel good? squirting is peeing btw
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when they orgasm really hard some just lose the ability to hold their pee in because the muscle is spasming
got em
First tits and timestamp
Second there is no such thing as a femanon. The term is cumdumpster. Now post those tits ya dumb bitch
failed my drivers test, y do I even try? Its such a bullshit test filled with trick questions,
fuckn checked
some women can squirt out fluid and lube from the vagina. Its not piss since it does not come out the urethra but it still gets your sheets wet.
>not knowing how to pee in a bottle
Fucking normie.
the weird thing about it is that it DOES come out the urethra
Where does the fluid originate?
We all know whats he talking bout tho
dubs get
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My ex would leave a big ass puddle of pussy juice sometimes when she came. It would get so wet and sloppy near the end after she came. So wtf was that it didn't squirt it just got really wet and would leave a huge stain and my dick and legs would be covered in it
My ex would leave a big ass puddle of pussy juice sometimes when she came. It would get so wet and sloppy near the end after she busted. So wtf was that it didn't squirt it just got really wet and would leave a huge stain and my dick and legs would be covered in it
its 2018 how do we not have a definitive answer on how female genitalia works
ty sir
chekt
My ex would leave a big ass puddle of pussy juice sometimes when she came. It would get so wet and sloppy near the end after she busted. So wtf was that it didn't squirt it just got really wet and would leave a huge stain and my dick and legs would be covered in it
LOL it's lady jizz, duh. I ribbed my ex for it too. Basically it means she had fun and came lots.
>My ex would leave a big ass puddle of pussy juice sometimes when she came. It would get so wet and sloppy near the end after she busted. So wtf was that it didn't squirt it just got really wet and would leave a huge stain and my dick and legs would be covered in it
POST YOUR VAGOO OP
My ex would leave a big ass puddle of pussy juice sometimes when she came. It would get so wet and sloppy near the end after she busted. So wtf was that it didn't squirt it just got really wet and would leave a huge stain and my dick and legs would be covered in it
checked
dubs get
*basically she pissed all over you
the vagina which can get really wet then contract with an orgasm and squirt it out.
How does the fluid go from the vagina and into the urinary tract then out the urethra??
it isn't straight piss but it does contain a decent amount of piss. if you eat a woman out well enough and she squirts in your mouth you can immediately tell it isn't piss. but its close enough to say it isn't some magical woman ejaculate, its like watered down piss.
Yes. I fucked a squirter once. It's just piss. Regular not sexy piss.
The girl was a rape victim so I'm pretty sure pissing herself was a defense mechanism she never grew out of.
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While female ejaculate is a thing aka grool when it's flows like water it's piss.
If it white and thick like cum it's grool.
OP POST YOUR FUCKING VAGINA ALREADY
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Female ejaculation vs. squirting or gushing
Some aspects of the research community distinguish between female ejaculation and what is colloquially known as squirting or gushing.[2] These terms are used by the public interchangeably, which often leads to confusion. In these research publications, it is suggested that "real" female ejaculation is the release of a very scanty, thick, and whitish fluid from the female prostate,[2][46] while the "squirting" or "gushing" (shown frequently in pornography) is a different phenomenon; the expulsion of clear and abundant fluid, which has been shown to be a diluted fluid from the urinary bladder.[2] It is suggested that much of the obscurity and the uncertainties about female ejaculation are related to mixing up these two phenomena
> be me
>71
> be a famous white dude with cheeto skin and the only the flyest haircuts
> become 45th president of the united states
> decide to start funding U.S. space program
> fly dick-shaped rocket into big black space
> throw brick straight up
>brick flys away and never hits the ground
> libtards and my supporters finally unite as I finally prove that traps are not gay
Squirt is a soda dumasses