ITT: Describe your life using 3 words

ITT: Describe your life using 3 words.

>never gets better

>dream still alive

Should've learned to count :/

Fucking brill iant

Kek

>Out by myself

>never knows best

Just plain shitty

Wasn't born black

gotta big dick

always below potential

fuck this shit

Sad poor hopeless

Usually pretty shit

>Wrong choices only

Also this

What OP said.

pain never stops

Wait For It
>Never comes

don't know anymore

>completelly dead inside

Load fast, pupper

I fucked UP.

/Everything is fine/

killing myself slowly

>Only getting worse

not complaining guys

please end soon

work in progress

Niggers everywhere, fuck.

feminist rekt threadsarethebest

>Work
>Buy
>Consume

Absolute fucking embarrassment

Confused beyond belief

why why why

Living the dream

depressed corporate slave

Pretty fucking awesome
Bonus:
U mad bro?

>Long And Hard

The opposite of my penis

>has no life
Has no life
>has no life

Every time I look at that picture, it becomes more and more relatable. By age 10, that was definitely me, at the turn of the century, gearing up for the then-new Pokemon Gold and Silver, playing games on an old Windows 98, an N64, and wolfing down burger after burger bought from Sam's Club.

By age 15, I was on some 'radical ki' shit, thinking I could do what they do in DBZ and other anime in real life, even visiting sites that supposedly taught people how do do the techniques and unironically practicing them. By age 18, my life changed dramatically....

But, by age 23, I wasn't quite like that pic. I was still living with my parents and we had just gotten back from living overseas, and I was continuing my (now-useless) college education stateside.

Now, at age 28.9, I'll be like that stick figure at age 23...in a small, dark apartment...alone. With all of my 'friends' and family having abandoned me.

According to plan.

>One Long Wank

It's pretty good.

What The Fuck

Show me dubs

Pretending I'm alright

Need some money

Psst. Hey.
>This is Sup Forums. No one cares.
It's not a feels thread, boyo.

>involuntarily missing out

>With all of my 'friends' and family having abandoned me
... Or you abandoning them.

>But that's none of my business

>Said the web sheriff in an effort to calm the common rabble

Every thread is a feels thread.
>unless it's feet, fury, or loli/shota.

No, they abandoned me. Tried to stay in contact with them, but it became more and more apparent that they had given up on me. Holidays, birthdays, etc all passed with less and less of them caring enough to remember.

"Sic semper tyrannis"

Uh...Sure.
No. The only feels threads are...Wait for it...Feels threads.
>Quit shitting up decent ideas for threads with your shitty life story. Go be productive or don't. Quit bitching to us, either way.

Suicide by food

No self control?

>decent threads
>implying this thread wasn't a proto-feels from the start
I guess you do it for free, don't you?

HOLD MY BEER

she broke me

Never ending hell

feels good man

(geez this thread is full of emo faggots)

Fucking this.

>I'm fairly broken

>$0? why??!!!?????

Stay high forever

Whoops I meant to respond to this one Guess they both apply

Vagina Fleek Tester

When is season 2 coming anyway?

Sex drugs and fear

jesus is nigger

Only to sad-sacks like you. My answer was "According to plan."

its whiteys fault

life without joy

Rich werewolf monster

Nothing personal, kid.

I'm intrigued. Tell me more.

Mystery on High

Childhood rape suicide

Always getting better.

always fucking depressed

ups and downs

pathetic ridiculus garbage

Did you ever manage a kamehameha?

>I deserve this

Very mentally unstable

> diarrhoea diarrhoea diarrhoea

Heading possibly somewhere

3 year ban

chronic binge anhedonia

...

Life is boring

Jerid Messa's apophenic symphony

whoops that's four

Beats being dead

new stuff everyday

moving away soon

gas the kikes

Another Kumamon Fan

>same old shit

Better than yours

Shitposting is augmented

Lol what?

Keep On trYin.