What’s your secret Sup Forums?

What’s your secret Sup Forums?

im a homosex :(

I'm not really an oldfag.

I have a small dick

mom fonger car friend

I regularly make 10/10 threads.

I dont like having a dick

I'm alone

I caught feelings for a girl ive been friends with for a while and was about to tell her yesterday, when I found out she got together with another guy.

when I was drunk I told some friends that I had stayed with some girls (I'm a woman too), but that was a lie, now everyone thinks I'm lesbian

I had relations with a 14yo and it was awesome

I'm in love with a girl who will never love me. I see her all the time and it makes me depressed

What kind of relationship?

Wish I could stay sober

I grew out of this shithole years ago but I still come here for some reason. I'm no longer an edgy nihilistic troll and as a result I'm constantly called a newfag by people I know arrived here at least a decade later than me. It makes me legitimately mad and when people regurgitate the stale "umad" meme it actually does makes me madder. I have nobody but myself to blame for this. I hate this place but I hate myself more.

The sexual kind

I fucked a hot pocket then proceeded to eat the cum sauce hot pocket

That’s kinda gross.

This but highly sexual

My secret is that I'm tired of these threads

i'm a female pedophile. what's good

Shut up newfag

I want to beat the shit out of this fat asshole
>Be me
>working retail
>Fat ass man comes in everyday
>Rude as fuck, always causing a commotion
>Treats his kids that are with them like shit
How can I fuck this guy up next time I see em without losing my job?
I swear I can't hold back next time I see him walk into my store.

im a cross dressing ass fucking closeted bi fag..
i like dicks in me and on me..
i am not passable,
but love to be fucked dressed like a bitch..
i know.. its disgusting..

I suspect I am an Aspie, but don't wanna get diagnosed because then I would have a permanent label assigned to me.

Only started watching porn this week previously thought I was asexual or something

This is the longest I've been single in ten years, and I know it's good for me and I'm not looking to meet someone new, but holy shit I didn't know how bad this would hurt.

Hot. Ages? Gender(s) preferred?

I got really depressed over the summer and I'm better now, but I'm still feeling the after effects. I feel like I'm withdrawing further and further into myself, but I don't think people around me have any idea.

That’s awesome. Ever acted on it? Boy/girls

I'm going to tell you something that happened a year ago that I have never told anyone before and never will tell people that know who I am.

>I was at this frat party Delta Chi had and I got drunker than I have ever been.
>Late that night I really needed to take a shit so I looked for a bathroom.
>I found it and got really annoyed that it was so hard to sit down and do my business. I remember my feet were dangling and there was no toilet paper. Did my thing and figured I would be better off going home due to the fact - way too much to drink.

>Next day at campus there was this story going around that someone took a dump in the washing machine at the Delta Chi place.

Sorry Delta Chi!

>i go on Sup Forums and pretend to be female

i want to fuck my best friend’s girlfriend

How evil!

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I'm sorry, user. You're not entirely alone in that boat though. Why do you hate yourself?

>greentext?

i did fuck my freinds wife..
she is a big titted whore..
she loved when i sucked her cunt..

Nah man, it's just your thing. Nothing wrong with it. People might judge, but it is not your job to please them.

No matter who they are.

I'm a girl and I'm pretty sure I was molested as a child by another girl

Hi, i am a kid, i lik minecraft and fgteev.
Wana hukup, ar u a local singul?

it just feels so damn good..
dress me up and
fuck me deep

I like the Bible and I’m Christfag but I sometimes keep it a secrete from people.

I'm probably going to kill myself and I'm OK with this, and I really dont want to be OK with it. Like fuck, I love my motorcycle and my dog and my friends and every girl I see that smiles at me but fuck if I dont cut and burn myself and scream at the end of every day and mumble "I want to die" at random times throughout the day, or sit stock still and think about how much I hate myself. I start fights with groups of drunks so they beat me and I feel. I hate mirrors, I hate photos of me, I hate being reminded who I am or why I should be happy because I KNOW it should be happy but I'm still here bleeding on my fucking bed because I can't deal and I don't know why.

I want to love and feel content and do drugs and ride my fucking motorcycle until I disappear and I know thats impossible and I fucking hate it

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I have a crush on this girl that just broke up with one of my good friends. I like her alot, and she is always laughing at my autism before anyone else does. Is she sending signals my way? I've caught her staring several occasions, but her eyes dart away everytime. Yesterday, we caught glances again; however, this time our eyes locked. As I stared into her beautiful green eyes, she cracked a smile. Sup Forumsros I need help. I CAN'T STOP THINKING ABOUT HER.

My wife is pregnant and all I can think about is fucking her 19 year old sister. I've even gone as far as getting nude photos from her, jerking off and deleting them so wife doesn't find out

Im so lonely. Im 22 gonna turn 23 in march. If life doesnt change by 30 im ending it all. I try fellas but clearly its not enough

>Take nearly 11,000 dollars from my dad savings (The money didnt lasted :c) and he didnt notice.
>Fuck my bestfriends girl.
>Cheat on my gf.
> Death threats against journalists
>Attempt with my bestfriend to make someone crash.

But now i can say im a good person and that i dont know what was my fucking problem.

i have a crush on a 10 year old that lives in my building.
i'm pretty sure he's gay.
or maybe i'm just trying to convince myself that i have a chance.

I'm really into this girl I work with, but she is dating my friend / coworker.

Ur fuked m8

Do it now, retard.

In the good way, or in the bad way?
Hopefully by her

How is it going to change if u dont give ur best?

You kids have it so rough now days huh?
I remember what a "real" problem was. Now the youth want to commit suicide over the dumbest shit. Pussy ass motherfucker can't handle life. get over yourself.

tits and timestamp bitch
kys pedo scum
move on
try pot
ive been single for 20 years so stfu and stop complaining ya pussy
depression is permanent
stop rp as a female on anonymous chat sites

i still eat out my niece gril9 on a regular basis

shes gonna be such a slut

I have a thing for paraplegic girls

Same.

I need to stay single for my own good, break out of the cycle. It's not easy. I have to keep holding myself back from starting something new.

Am I fucked for being out of shape and fat when her last boyfriend was shredded?

me too ;)

I love to crossdress. Dressed up one time and had a guy off grindr come fuck my ass

I eat my boogers. Been eating them ever since I can remember. Maybe like 3yo? 21 now

I've bought a male Labrador solely for fucking my gf

nice