/afl/

Thursday
Geelong v Port Adelaide at 7:20pm AEST at SS

Friday
Sydney v Hawthorn at 7:50pm AEST at SCG

Saturday
Western Bulldogs v St Kilda at 1:45pm AEST at ES
Melbourne v Gold Coast at 4:05pm ACST at TP
Richmond v Essendon at 7:25pm AEST at MCG
Adelaide v Fremantle at 7:10pm ACST at AO

Sunday
Collingwood v Brisbane at 1:10pm AEST at MCG
Carlton v North Melbourne at 3:20pm AEST at ES
West Coast v GWS at 2:40pm AWST

HEAVE HO UNNA

Reality cunt on aborted narrative watch

Geelong
Sydney
Bulldogs
Melb
Bitchmond
Adelaide
Pies
Norf
Giants

Screencap this:
Geelong
Hawthorn
Bulldogs
Melbourne
Essendon
Adelaide
Collingwood
North Melbourne
West Coast

6 day break for Cats after they put in 110% against dogs vs Port who've come off a 2 week break and training drill against GC. If Port show up this will be a trounce

who /dabloos/ here?

WHO CAN STOP US!?

>josh schache wanted to be drafted to the lions
>less than 18 months in already wants to get the fuck out
Soft as butter.

Geelong about to work the scoreboard into a shoot

finna cringe

Here's what's going to happen unless Dangerfield is stopped very soon. Some Dangerfield/Geelong team-mate will be killed and he'll be turned into a matyr.

>better put these meaningless tattoos somewhere overt, otherwise what's the point?

Probably gets pissed when people ask about them too.

*Tips*

starting on a construction site monday any tips

>riewoldt out

Yeah, I tip everyweek mate.

He needed a break, though it should have been against Carlton. I dont mind him missing a week tbqh, the Dogs have gone in really small. Didn't expect both Cloke and Carlisle to be dropped.

On paper Port should win this game, even without Wingard. However judging from last week this will probably be a rigged game. I'm tipping the cats on the basis that it will be.

What did nan mean by this?

What does the afl gain from rigging the game in Geelong favour?

>On paper Port should win this game
Based on what?

>mfw all this boong cock sucking for the next 4 days of Football

Need to crack the lucrative Geelong market

Based on my objective model.

I'm suspicious that Geelong are paying off the umpires for this event as they might have done for last week. Could be wrong though.

THURSDAY NIGHT /afl/ GET HYPED LADS!

You're a based Bendigo boy are you Issac? You actually seem pretty stable, good luck with your life mate.

in what capacity, lad? labourer?

>can't tip football
>can't tip cricket
>can't tip who is destroying his spirit

Cats by 42

GIS DA BALL UNNA

Geelong vs Fremantle is supposed to start today.
When does it start? The AFL app already alerted me for lineups

leave my gf alone m8

>Jeremy Cameron Brownlow contender

One of the few people to have shitty 5+ goal games.

I'd have sex with your gf mate.

>dzhilong

>can't construct a narrative
>steals mine
K Y S
Y
S

Geelong are shit cunts desu

CATS EXPOSED

UMPBALL

absolute tragedy to befoul that lovely body

>0.5
>peelong

got money on cats

and they do this to me, thank god for their carlton players

Why does Polec have it now? Westhoff was 30m out. Missed it

>broadbent is 3 days older than me
>the absolute state of his hairline
suddenly feel better about my life

Westhoff cant kick a set shot so passed it

Those three days are the worst ones for your hairline though.

I thought he was in his 50's

kek get fucked Selwood

30s*

> conspiracy check has an objective model

classic real tip pleb

wtf is this geelong kicking

AFL is a multicultural sport.

Love it or leave it.

t. Faggot wog

get fucked you braindead medkit you offer nothing to any thread

How long until the the AWFL fully embraces vicious on-field bullying? Girls are renowned for being brutal to the point of causing suicides, could be a goldmine tßh

The girls football was always violent as fuck in my high school. Most games had some sort of fist fight or hair pulling.

Feltgoodman to watch.

hawks LADS

>Conspiracy Check

labourer going into a 3 month trial as a horticulture apprentice. thinking of doing an electrical apprenticeship

>this peelong umpball
disgusting

Bulk order when?

FREE KICK GEELONG

really makes you think

Reality checks narrative holding up

you just got worked mark

Trip on and stop stealing my narratives

Based aborted narrative watch guy working the obese smark into a shoot

Tackling Selwood is bordeline impossible. Front on he bends the knees and pulls the tacklers arms up to his neck, from behind he stops and falls into the ground to draw the in the back call, from the side he fumbles the ball out then instantaneously throws his hands up and gets holding calls.
He's like a machine

>Adelaide

>Karl Stefanovic

>Mitch Duncan had 18 tackles last night
>0 at half time

Big Based Karl working the smarks

>Austria

The answer is to tackle from behind and promptly german suplex him into retirement

A lot of words that I can relpace with one: Ducker

Anschluss with New Zealand when

In a choice between Legionella & electrocution I'd choose Legionella. I do gardening 10 hours a week, it's pretty fun if your back is alright.

wonder if this is MWNGF's cup of tea, wouldn't mind a live tweet or two.

Keep hearing how the China game was a massive success, but how was it successful? Money? Sure as fuck wasn't the crowd.

His sister is my cup of tea

she's Wattle Glen's hot water system

>duckwood
when will this cunt stop

I want to have disrespectful sex with her in the family home

What did he mean by this?

oh em gee dad up ship creek

DID DAD JUST SAY SH

>having the Herald Sun app
>reading the Herald Sun ever
fuck he's a mong

This is a man who is registered with actual retardation. No wonder he doesn't have the ability to think critically about who could detonate a bomb around kids.

>is genuinely retarded
>shitskin apologist/sympathizer
checks out

He is an actual retard, I thought it was just a meme

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based straffo.
no one wants to hear the opinions of rita poonanhi

Le everyone is stupid except for me

this
rita poonanhi is a meme and an apostate

>on to

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hypocrisy

What's with the mainstream right and degeneracy? Poonanhi is an apostate traitor, Sharri Markson is a known degenerate slut, Bolt is a pedo, fucking disgusting desu

look at that body

HARD
BIG
BODY

>terrorist plots and immigrant violence is not an issue at this
How dense can this obese cunt be, is his retardation degenerative or something?

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