Boston Red Sox vs Texas Rangers game thread

I just got home from work why the fuck is there no thread edition

HOW does his helmet hit the ground before the ball even gets there????

Because of the rain delay. What you think a niggas gonna make the thread early?

anyone here

I don't expect peanuts to make anything

one pitch man is throwing his one pitch really well right tonight

wow, just when you thought Boston couldn't get anymore racist after Pumpsie Green, the lynching of Len Bias, and the hate crime of Adam Jones, they hang KKK signs AT FENWAY. baka. Something needs to happen here.

LE CURVEBALL MAN STRIKES AGAIN

ONE PITCH MAN

>pull a mini Wade
>become an ace
Is Drew our guy now?

No that's Joe

WHO THE FUCK IS THIS NASALLY NON-GUERIN BITCH

Jenny Dell

the doods from diamond playbook

Who the fuck is this cunt? Announcer makes the call for the base hit and she has that pause like "ok can we stop talking about baseball and talk about the restaurant"

what about chris?

Silver Linings Playbook?

He's my husbando

wow, I really really like this segment.

ready for one pitch man to throw 9 straight curve balls for 3 strikeouts

is there any more of this girl or is that it?

Is one pitch man our new ace???

What did they mean by this???

sorry im not really good with computer

pomeranz is ONE PITCH MAN

>those legs

l-lewd

saved

>thats tired
>thats tired
>you think that's funny? It's borderline but..... woah

what did he mean by this????

Why is Guerin wearing traditional Muslim head clothing?

this is the image he deserves

does ebaby even lift

omfg

good job rookie xander on your first home run of the year

THERE YOU GO X-MAN

OUR #3 BATTER FINALLY HAS A HOME RUN

Has the Boston fan base and or pitching staff chimped out yet?

ftfy

still better than baltimore

>old gay enters the thread

Just on time, just like the orange ducks falling into 4th place in the division by the end of june

You shook af

wtf one pitch man

>one dinger man

DFA ONE PITCH MAN NOW

>calls them orange ducks
>his own team is literally named after a feminine hygiene product

I'm a socks fan not a rags fan

Yeah red sox you dumb bombston pill head

Wow no need to be so rude

also I think men wear socks too, not just women

>Carl: "hey can you throw more than one pitch to these guys?"
>Drew: "no"
lol

What is that chick saying that they are actually ashamed and had to censor it with "NESN"? We know its not "nigger" because thats a common figure of speech in Boston

Fenway should be condemned for oublic safety. What a shit hole

Why does he look so guilty?

he's saving his good innings for the majors

anyone

any oldfag remember when this board was filled with Rangers bandwagoners?

Funny how they all disappeared....

what. I was too busy watching the sox game

Still here lad, its just 2011 was too painful.

wow did they just DFA manlet

will one pitch man ever survive the 6th inning

BULL SHIT

Just got home was pomegranate doing pitching in the sixth inning did they move him to the pen?

he's the ace now

good job One Punch Man

pls take him out now farrell

Fuck that let it ride

please farrell I know you don't want to win this game, but even this is going too far

manfred send help

manfred send help please

Get some ADHD medicine if you don't have any patience faggot.

thanks manfred

omfg

X man and Marrero?

i wasn't aware the planets were aligned right now

Crag "4 strike outs in one inning" Kimbrel

john henry should smack a nigga for that call

gg rangers