Hey! I'm Paul. I'm the bartender here. what can i get ya?
Hey! I'm Paul. I'm the bartender here. what can i get ya?
Ethan Thompson
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Isaiah Anderson
Gimme a cranberry juice
Hudson King
so deep
yet so infected
Ethan James
Do you like Phil Collins?
Zachary Cox
Heya Paul, can I get a Budweiser?
Adam Martinez
death
Andrew Myers
One virgin screwdriver please.
Ethan Bennett
give me uuuhhhhhhh
Josiah Gomez
Coming right up sir!
of course! i like phil collins!
comin up! tall or short?
checked, ill see if i can find some death Comin up sir! here ya go!
take your time
Charles Cook
Paul where is your manager?
Gabriel Brooks
is the water free?
Sebastian Robinson
he's around here. right over there actually behind you !
yes sir. here you are!
Ryan Jones
Hey Paul, can I get an Amaretto Sour please? Thanks.
Adam Morris
A Long Island Iced Tea, an AMF, and six Mojitos.
Colton Taylor
here you are sir!
comin up. where's the rest of your party?
Josiah Gonzalez
Thanks Paul.
>Tips
Noah Cook
A tall budweiser good sir, say do you happen to have a juke box here?
Jacob Rivera
There is no rest of my party, Paul. It was Monday
Ryan Fisher
J&B, Straight, and a Corona
Brody Powell
One Nigger Dick with twist please. Neat.
Noah Reyes
hey i think i remeber you. yeah we do its over near the dining hall entrance.
understood! heres your drinks!
good choices! coming up!
umm sir? are you alright? *looks for bouncer*
Nolan Torres
Your second least expensive Malbec.
/lit/ here. Coors light while I look through the beer menu for a good IPA.
Carson Nguyen
What types of Soju can you procure my good fellow?
Samuel Ross
Yea I'm fine. What's the matter? Do you not know how to make a Nigger Dick?
Jason Green
can I get a Virgin mimosa on the rocks?
>that's orange juice and sprite with ice.
Noah Wright
Pic related
1/2
Brody Miller
pic related 2/2
Grayson Hernandez
is Malbec a meme?
Elijah Hughes
Brandy 7
Elijah Nelson
Malbec is a full bodied yet smooth red wine. It has become widely available in only the last 10-12 years, and this brings the perk of "originality" to the person who regularly drinks (or even prefers it). It is a decidedly inoffensive flavor. Malbec is not a meme, but liking it might as well be. Ordering the second least expensive one shows that you're not too cheap that you'd order the -least- expensive, but you are cheap enough to go for the second least expensive.
When other people look at the menu, their eyes will pick out the least expensive varieties. They'll know if you order it. When you order the second least expensive, they'll only know you ordered a Malbec that isn't the least expensive.
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Ryan Peterson
YO! Barkeep. Where the fuck is my Nigger Dick?
Samuel Hill
second least expensive is advice you'd get from readers digest. The cool thing to do is to ask for a recommendation and then disagree until he says one the price you want.
I don't even like wine, but I do like looking like I like wine.
Oliver Wright
Get me a liter of Capn'Morgan and some cola, please
Jason Thompson
coming right up officer.
Logan Reed
Officer? I just don't want to remember today anymore...
Luis Richardson