Be leaf

>be leaf
>only one major sport you're good at that you care about
>can hardly even reach the finals in that sport because of Burgerstan
J U S T

>doneleld bloompfh

Y-YAMERO!!!

WHAT HAVE I BECOME

ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAR FACES

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can someone explain this meme to me

I CLOOOOOOSE MYYYY EYEEEEES
ONLY FOR A MOMENT
AND THE MOMENTS GONE

ALLLLL MYYYY DREAAAAMMMS
PASS BEFORE MY EYES
A CURIOSITY

donald trump has two scoops of ice cream with dessert

but that's not the problem

the problem is

EVERYBODY ELSE ONLY GOT ONE FUUUUUUUUUUUUCKING BLUMF AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Trump gets two scoops of ice cream at mar-a-lago dinners while guests get one, this asspains colbert greatly

back to redit my fag

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Not a Snes fan. Why should I care that they lost? Because the media told me to cheer for them?

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and Trudeau. Fuck that guy seriously.

Nice cuckgun

Because you lose to americans again, you're our hat and we hang you up when we please

>you
>Burgers in charge of reading

no

kek. doesn't he own the place though?

???

You're still a leaf, and your country still cant have the stan lee cup, nothing you say or do will change that

Because your president did

Yes, but Colbert wants extreme equality, to the point where a guy throwing a dinner party cant give himself an extra scoop of ice cream

At least your president is cute and not obese and insecure :////

friendly reminder that the first place the cup will be visiting this year is coal harbour nova scotia, or peterborough ontario.
maybe eventually it will find its way to bugerland.

Canada doesnt wear pants because having to take them off to fuck the dog is too much work

He was clowning him for being childish and giving himself intentionally more than everyone else

Just let everyone have the same amount you fucking baby lol

And the city engraved next to "2017" on the side of it for all of time will be in the USA

The pennant will be raised yearly in a stadium on american soil as well

>visiting
It'll be won in the good ol USA u fucking leaf

Pens players are mostly American keep pretending you're still relevant

>being this buttmad over ice cream equality
Also
>clowning him
This is a white sport thread, /apehoop/ is elsewhere

you do realise it satire right?

to the retard who unironically told me the sens were going to win with his wishful thinking:

btfo

It's kind of different since all the top talent are from Canada anyway. Teams may be from America but the members that do matter are from Canada

It's symbolic of something greater you fool. I wouldn't expect a blumpf voter to understand anything involving a little bit of nuance though.

Meh, shittsburgh has more Americans than Canadians on it(though their franchise player is Canadian)

Nashville has barely any though. It's not as dominated as it use to be by Canadians.

Uhhhh PK Subban, An African-Canadian, IS the preds.

shouldn't the president be in the White House?

No they don't check the roster

>african-canadian
Fuck off with that shit