Are you a real villain?>

are you a real villain?>

>*(zany negative sound effect)*

well, uh, technically, uh, nah

have you ever caught a good guy like a, like a-like a -real- -superhero-?

nah

yes

well then.

have you ever tried a disguise?

naah nah

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all right!

i can see

that i will have to

-teach-

(You)

how to be

ass

villains!!

Combo Breaker

>*(pulls out a sax)*

>*(do)*

Not a combo. Newfag breaker.

>*(di diddlididdli dee do)*

>*(do de do da do da dee de di de di deh)*

hey!!

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we are number one!

hey!!!

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we are number one!!

now listen closely!!

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here's a little lesson in trickery

this is going down in history

if you wanna be a villain number one

you have to chase a super hero on the run!

go, go, go!

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just follow my moves

and sneak around

be careful not to make a sound!

sshhh!

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>*(crunch!!)*

no!...

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don't touch that!...

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I love this thread

You are doing god's work, user

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we are number one!!!

thicc

hey!!!

we are number one!!!!

... hey!!!!

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>being this new

oh boy

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we are number one!!!!!

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hahahaaa

now look at this net

that i just found.

gods work

when i say go

be ready to throw!

and go!!

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throw it at him!! not me!!

>being this new

oh boy

oh, let's try something else

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now watch, and learn

here's the deal

he'll slip and slide

from this banana peel!!

hahahaaa!

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OC? On my Sup Forums? It's more like than you think.

what are you doing?!!

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