I will write any message and put it next to a rat

I will write any message and put it next to a rat.


Idk, I'm really bored.

"dumb idiot ratto" with an arrow pointing to it

"My name is sean" thanks user

Despite all my rage..

"that's not true, I'm not dumb nor idiot"

Gas the Jews

Dubs or the rat dies

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I'm a stupid cute rat

STILL THE BEST 1973

Draw a carrot and pretend to feed it to him.

Wild RATTATA appeared!

Post tits bitch

Joe "the mulch man" Beldo

"Cutest most precious little thing on earth :)"

"I'm starting the 4th reich"

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9/11 was an outside job ^_^

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Victor "ratboy" Rodriguez

Heil Hitler!

I am a cat :V

"Ashely give me your shekels"

moo

"More like Donald Pump" I'm going to use this to get him impeached

"I-It's not gay if you don't touch my tail"

This is a pretty wholesome thread. Also, write "This new body is limiting"

Mike pence will turn fruits into vegibles

"Traps are gay" -Rat

"My life's better than your"

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He seems cool. Is it a good pet? A lot of work? Do they need much attention? I know theyre smart. I cant get one bc of my cats but I always thought it would be fun to have one.

"I'm gonna make Pinochet look like a fucking communist"

i have rats too

Very smart and not stinky

the jews melted the zodiac killer

... and you just seem like a gigantic faggot

"Laziness is a trait in the blacks"

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

Roll

you were saying?

Death, Sickness, Adultery, Phagetry, Pagenism, Illuminati...War on Terror, Twin Towers.

Cough Cough...

White people shall I go on.
Black people have no hand in your shit stacking.

this

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Life is a padlock with many keyholes.

hi i like rats tey are betrer than people
they have a sense better than peoples
they make better friend because they tattle tale to friend
because rats have ears and noses and little eyes and are does not afraid to help a have friend so stupid peoples are mean at backs and lie all times so rats make squeekie noses and so can depend so friend and rats can make shits end so stupid peoples can eat thier shits cause rats remember what shits been

signef in with scrqatch feet on inky paper

"May Crusty Joe watch over you."

>Wife gets raped
>Cucks his cat so local neighbors can throw him coins so he can buy 99 cent chicken nuggets.

OP have girl's hands

Roll

my eyes almost went through screen a "blzbla tip class bs spheel s'pleen" fake bullshit, the numerous whatever yeah ok, i stopped reading there cause it suck and youre simply buncha lightbeams and boring.

in real life you linked post guy depects most stupid ass 22yr ols dickjockey wannabe prepfags. go wash your hand or some bullshit like that

"Niggers, Jews, and spics should be killed" With a thought bubble coming from the rat

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Okay, so you expect me to believe that you were the very best that your generation of Navy SEALs had to offer?
I highly doubt that. If you were as good as you say you were, i don't think for a second that you would be browsing Sup Forums. This is mostly a place for jobless neckbeards that still live with their
parents, and nerdy high school kids that don't have any friends. It really isn't the place for highly-trained assassins to be hanging out in their spare time.
Even if it was, something far worse than a troll being mean to you probably would have set you off a long time ago.
What about the slew of gore and child pornography that gets posted here on a regular basis? Isn't that something that deserves a person being hunted down and made to regret their actions?
Yeah, you're just not the Sup Forums type. Sure, there's a wide variety of people that browse here, but you're far from the core demographic if you are who you say you are (which isn't the case).
Even if it were true that you're an incredibly talented soldier, I think all the military discipline would prevent you from getting mad enough to murder some random idiot on the internet.
I also doubt that even the best SEALs have a "secret network of spies across the USA". Why would all of the most expanisive Big Brother network in the world be willing to help a troubled PTSD-sufferer hunt down some random kid on the internet?
That doesn't even make sense. If you're gonna try to scare somebody, make it more believable than "IM A SUPER SOLDIER HURR DURR".
You might frighten a thirteen year old who doesn't know any better, but to must of us you just look like a kid with an anger problem and a very active imagination.
Hopefully things will be easier for you when your puberty's over. Best of luck with that... kiddo

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I'm thinking of joining ISIS

The beautiful Japanese title birds.

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I’ve never been a deep sleeper

i'm chronically ill send help aaaaa

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Beautiful Rat boye
also this one

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Mice are Faggots, i 1v1 them

I like your rat

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thanks

OP can you make a discord server this is too funny

Checkd
Please OP

10/10

Please for the love of god make a server and post the server invite for everyone

I watch Rick and Morty

what if we make a server and let the rat man join us

I'm willing to make one if OP says he/she will join us

as if shit lord

this

I'll make one and post the invite here
unless this one gets pruned i'll make a thread about it

Teach him to jump toward cock

deez nuts

15 incredible rat tricks
Thanks user

That seems exploitive of the rats. I can't support this.

Facepalm.mp3

“Its easy to make frends if you let pepul laff at you.”

my famly is the worst
they lie an do drugs and hurts cats makes me sad and mad max cat was best friend stupid family took him to vet for euthanizze and says cost 1100 money for death just cause sime dick bag douche neighbor hurt cat or poisoned it. then i was taking a walk in town and when i returned they buried max my cat my good friend and didnt let me even see

hate them they are worst family i hate them they allways lie and greedy and worst of all they buried him and i didnt get to see

i hate people stupids so much i reall hate people

You draw a good carrot, man.

MQuevRC
heres the link ya niggers

This
>tits or gtfo OP

If I see that fucking rat one more time...

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OP JOIN DISCORD SERVER

SaxonCasi Sup Forums

i Will pay you $275 if you are willing to smash your pet rat then take one bite of him on video. If you’re willing to do so we can discuss payment options

MQuevRC

SEMI OFFICAL RAT MAN SERVER
DEDICATED TO OUR LORD RAT MAN (op)

Put the rat into your pussy and write a sign saying "kitty caught the rat."

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