Im a block away from my ex gf house trips decide wat i do
Im a block away from my ex gf house trips decide wat i do
slip a piss disc under her door
go over. shoot her, then fuck the body.
a perfect crime!
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might do that
Knock on door, an hero in front of her
is that your gun?
Woha boy keep it clean
trips
Its the one i got a few years back in brussels
ask her like a cuck if she wants to take you back
Insert every outdoor doorknob on her house as far as it can go into your anus. Keep it in there for at least a good 10 seconds. The doorknob should be at least body temperature by the time you pull yourself off of it. trips biiiiotch
Give me your rifle, and post nudes.
go to bed
Still, post nudes
Nudes!
Tats lame she does btw why would she be stalkung me then
Damn.
Do this in song.
500 €
go turn yourself into the cops
shoot yourself in front of her
YIKESSSSSS wow op you dodged a bullet, literally
START A LIVESTREAM!!!
is it relevant to the thread tho
Beg for her to come back into your life
Shoot your dickle off and throw it at her window
Ok what should i say
Give her the gun
She is stalking me already
seen
Nothing
Fuck me
you shouldn't have said something stupid that doesn't count.
Yo do it
oi oi
Fuck her mom
Ok now dubs decides after i give wath should i do will live stream
what were you gonna do
Livestream her shooting you
Fock off i will block the gun first im not dumb
Go home and send me 500$ paypal
the odds on getting double dubs while talking about dubs
Start the livestream on your phone on something like twitch and post the link here
Wats your paypall
so you wern't gonna shoot her and be another nick cruz?
Whoooha
Livestream yourself entering my free gift card giveaway, like and sub
Dammmmmnnn
Have her shoot you with it.
wtf is a piss disc ?
Rolling
roll for calling her from your computer and playing music over the line.
take it back.
Roll
Ok faggots chek the news tomorow in hamburg if te local station ask me somthing ill say Sup Forums did it
Let her shoot you in your dick then shove the gun up your ass while youre singing purple rain
take the gun back and fuck yourself in the ass with it
>ill say Sup Forums did it
goodluck with that
Suck Jamal's big black cock in the prison shower
Wasted dubs
Bin to prison twice never sucked any cock sooo bulshit
AHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Print all these pics out on your gameboy printer and slip them under her front door then kill your self
be one of those fags who gives their gun to the police and then facebooks it hoping to get laid
Wasted trips
yeah. wasted trips
Kill her
I already got trips once to decide this mans fate, that was enough power for me
Eat a compact disk.
woa
reroll
Gay
Roll
dont give it to her in the first place
Do nothing you're worthless
Kill her slowly
Take the gun back and then give it to her again
Kill her quickly
eat your own shit and post pics
reroll
hah
take the gun back then give it to her then take it back again.
Oh fuck
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Has to be ex realated
Eat your own shit in front of her
Slap yourself up the tits.
After giving her the gun, shit your pants in front of her, then reach down into your pants with your left hand, gather as much shit as you can, and put it in your mouth while telling her you still love her.
This, but in addition you have to give her the gun again
Jack off, cry.
Take the gun back, throw the gun at her face, shit on her carpet
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Go to a massage parlor, get a happy ending, and stop being an over-emotional bitch.
Shove the barrel up your ass and open fire.
Cmon man a urinal cake...?
Get a load of this guy here.
Maybe fire a few? Or not. I say not.
Whornabinder
Don't be a bitch, fight her with bare hands.
>Unironically not singing Chocolate Rain
Pitiful attempt.
Scream at her knees, then run away