Orioles @ Astros game thread

O's at Stros
Miley vs. Keuchel
get your own lineups

>Rickard as leadoff
>Rickard defending in CF
well even without a good pitcher astros would win this

*grounds you out*

LOS ASTROS DE HOUSTON

he looks to be locked in, brehs

S P R I N G L E
S I N G L E

>Rickard defending in CF
lmao

Not fun

Nothing about this is enjoyable

kek, if Tal's hill was still there that would've Ning an inside-the-park BOMB

I hate this team

We suck lmao

>this inning

I like the Orioles uniforms today. Holy fuck a replay call they got right?

Why did it go to ads?

I'm sure the offense will break out HUGE here

Buck was flipping the ol' orange bird to Preston Wilson

One hit.

This offense is white hot

well CRAP there goes the perfect game

>come back into the room
>davis strikes out looking

Cool. Maybe they'll try to experiment a little and get two hits in one inning. Wouldn't that be crazy

he's gaining power

Go Stros

More like future cy young winner wade Miley

Cy young and golden glove shortstop of the year

>kek lel let the opposing pitcher make a slick defensive play before he did
D F A
F
A

>to commemorate the war dead americans play dress up as soldiers and donate a whole cent from each budweiser
wow

You're right.

We should take a page from the euro's book and piss on their graves instead

>Fox praising Keuchel as he walks fucking Caleb

Oh man nothing can stop us now

>That fucking throw

DANG it

>Oldgay

>"what position do you play?"
>"BAWL."
is Preston Wilson /BBB/ now?

If only he could throw strikes as well as he fields

KKKKeuchel

Lets be honest here

I'm the best Asstros trip

>90 mph pitch down the middle
>stare at it

>slider so down and away it's in another state
>THIS IS MY PITCH

Davis has career high rates at swinging at pitches outside of the zone and taking strikes in the zone this year

Fun!

My expectations for this series are so low I must say I'm surprised we scored a run off Kuechel.

How's everyone's weekend so far?

>ducks

S P R I N G E R
D I N G E R

wait a minute I thought this year was our year???

KKKKKKeuchel 2bqh

>we did it

>Tfw Benched Miley and started Springer

kek britshit BTFO

>Bring in Fiers to get cranked on

Why?

why are the o's in green

Its just a formality, we'll never bring Fiers in with less than a 4 run lead

All teams are. Its MemeOriole day

Why is marWIN so based, brehs?

I legit almost soiled my trousers in excitement when I saw that earlier

he's gonna come in to save arms when >we have a 10 run lead

nice

>tampa bay closing in on the orange ducks

DONT SUMMON ST. PETE STEVE

Team's at .500. He's gone.

I nearly soiled myself when the post finally went through. Bad service out on the beach and it nearly took me an hour to finally get that post through

Also I hope he can get longer! Im not sure what the process of getting your stamina/energy up over the course of the season (let alone a week) without tiring yourself to the point of not being able to pitch is.

>tfw AL Best and u dont gotta worry about no >rags or anlels

KKKKKKKKeuchel 2bh

>going to the beach
>on memorial day weekend
wew, how did you not get trampled by 50,000 chubby Hispanic kids?
Also I wouldn't expect Pee Cock to go more than 5 innings. Even then, though, 4 or 5 of Peacock > 6 innings of Fiers

bring back the hill!!!!

please be ok, Jake

What if they built a retractable hill to go with the retractable roof?

Not sure why they removed it considering it's a piece of Astros history but you can't really undo it now.

Lol middle class means we're out of reach of the dirt beach.

Lol legit, C.J. Fiedorowicz was camped out about 50 feet from us

Only if theres a retractable mound to go with it

>What if they built a retractable hill to go with the retractable roof?

>Fake Gronk at the beach

I believe you

it made center field dingers really hard to hit, also it was an ankle hazard

habbening

the juicebox has the most HR's of any ballpark right now

these fox commentators are dog shit

Cut McCan bring back the spic

>the juicebox has the most HR's of any ballpark right now
It is an incredibly batter friendly park... Did they move that shrubbery wall in front or behind Tal's Hill?

Based berd

I think it's in front, but I havent been there in person yet.

/ourbird/

wtf I hate birds now??

That's rough

That hold would be a lot more impressive if there was any threat of a comeback.

Alas there is not

Just fuck my life

...

34 soon

Gross
GG houston

Eat shit old gay

bg

tell your "team" to git gud

GG birds
See y'all tomorrow