OFFICIAL DETROIT TIGERS @ CHICAGO WHITE SOX GAMETHREAD

Zimmerman vs Gonzalez. First pitch 1:10PM CST.

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First for the good guys of the Midwest

Lets go migo

get your goddamn shit together

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>all of it is fucking guaranteed
And you fuckers laughed at the Bears front office for Cutty's deal a few years back.

The Cutler deal was shit though/

Not arguing that, in fact, the entire organization is a bigger joke than the Sox and Bulls in town combined.

It is alright. Up until last year, the lions have been the biggest joke for like 60 years. At least we have a competent GM for once.

Let today be known, on May 28th 2017, Tyler Collins has been cut by the tigers and surely will not play another game for them.

Thank you based lion dog of good fortune for bestowing upon us this blessing.

>latoddunn

Seeing minisoda in first place, is this really reality?

Collapse by July.

Don't worry though, they have the #1 pick and will get to draft that 17 year old kid that throws like 102 with good off speed shit and can bat .400 too. RIP everyone in the central in like 3 years.

They're like Houston 2 years ago where they got gud a year early.

In the latest edition of "WHICH FO IS THE WORST!" the Sox have fallen far behind after signing Luis Robert to further augment the farm. Meanwhile the Bulls and Bears are in a dead heat with the Bears pulling forward slightly after unironically signing Victor Cruz. Tune in all summer long to see WHICH FO IS THE WORST!

Not unless someone here gets Beer. Coughsoxcough. And for those who dont think the team is bad enough to get Beer, imagine how this team will look AFTER the trade deadline. Padres and Phillies never stood a chance.

we are bad enough to get beer precisely because we're not the worst team, he's not going first, also doesn't matter who they trade still won't be worse than the padres

I have a bad feeling about Brad

WILLY

sox strike first

GARCIA POWER

Damn Son.

Milk man delivers

DINGERS UP IN THIS BITCH

MELKMAN!

Keep it coming

Fire sale soon :)

The funny thing is it's actually not beneficial in the long run for the sox to beat the tigers because it would just be adding another selling team and more competition come the trade deadline.

But what'll happen will happen and for now we'll enjoy the DINGERS!

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Bought to you by the
>Mest

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And now we wait.

>another rain delay
This one will be quick, though. It just passed my house and now it's sunny.

literally going to stop raining in two minutes

Checked the radar. Did they really need to actually delay it for this 5 minute burst?

Who's psyched for the good Sox vs bawstan?

Should have called up Moncada for it

Xiattle and >rags BTFO in the West

I disagree, they should let him ferment like a good wine

tarp being pulled

Jeez it's only the third inning though. How bad did he suck? Bullpen's going to have a tough day.

I'm mixed on it. Sucks I can't be there Tuesday in person.

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>Cubs fan sitting with a Cards fan where the White Sox play
wat

I have to work, but I'll be sure to stream the game during my official and unofficial breaks

literally the only good thing from the ventura era were the reactions

Can't argue there.

lmao white sox twitter banting with some faggot today

twitter.com/whitesox/status/868910544438341636

SON OF DAVID!

Meatball lol

>looking at the zimmerman contract

did kenny take over the tigers for a day?

white sox don't give out big contracts though

based yolmeme

>Upton - 132M, .245/.319/.464/.782. 40 HR, 237 SO/75 BB
>Zimmermann - 110M, 28 G, 5.19 ERA, 156 IP, 27 HR, 1.42 WHIP, 97 SO/ 42 BB
>Pelfrey - 16M, 24 G, 5.07 ERA, 119 IP, 15 HR, 1.73 WHIP, 56 SO/46 BB

I love when Steve Stone is a wizard, calling pitches and stolen base attempts.

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>yfw we have pelfrey now

Oh yeah Mark Lowe got 5.5M to have a 7.11 ERA and a 1.58 WHIP in 49.1 IP

that's some bad money

man,who on your team doesn't make at least 15 million a year?

JUST

Fulmer makes like 550k and Justin Wilson makes around 3 mil.

>not even raining this time and it's still a hit

You're still shit, Frazier. Can't fool me.

Don't forget another 24 million of that fat faggot Prince Fielder too.


Holy shit I actually take joy in seeing Zimmermann get BTFO now. Fuck off faggot.

hahahah PLEASE I NEED THIS Team to get nohit today

yesterday would have been a better time for that latoddunn frazroche

Fuck off latoddunn we still hate you.

lol we're paying todd "the retard whisperer" frazier 12 mil to hit .180

way to go todd

>.182

>LaDunnzier

"hit"*

>todd throws his bat at pitch and someone gets a 2 rbi double.webm

this desu I want them to get fucking embarrassed at this point. Everyone except JD and fulmer can go fuck themselves to oblivion at this point.

>yesterday all he needed was to get a flyball past the infield to tie the game
>today he cranks a 430+ footer after already having a big lead
What did he mean by this?

>Wojo

I completely forgot about him just because they fleeced hard

Sox legit have a future though.. this team is worthless until next decade

In case you haven't noticed, we've been worthless for nearly an entire decade already.

Wojo honestly needs to go away, at least on 97.1. I don't read his detnews shit.

Making everything plural, adding "the" before everything and cracking dad jokes on air is not entertaining.

Is it happening?

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triple play.webm

My least favorite tiger in my lifetime. Dude acted like a total cunt his whole time here and was on a ridiculous wage. That 2012 postseason performance was a disgrace too.

At least the useless guys in the early 2000s were AAA tier, so I could hate the team, but I didn't expect anything.

>castellanos

My god can we get a new 3B?

>can't hit
>can't defend
>can't catch a ball

THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING

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I couldn't find it ! I think it's on my old computer

But the Prince "too fat to play" Fielder contract is hilariously bad. He's currently eating up two team's payrolls. That's impressive.

You would think we have learned from our mistakes, but then you see the Upton and Zimmerrubbish contracts

>tfw we will be shit until 2028

>tfw can empathize with the tigs fans because you know how it feels to watch bad teams suck but at the same time can't really because you've had it far far worse over the past years

here we go

youtube.com/watch?v=2hRPCPP9yUk

you know that fat piece of shit needed an oxygen mask after that

nah man the tigers have had it much worse with all they've spent and the great teams they've built coming so close only to be ruined by a crap bullpen every time

they also had the 120 loss season or whatever it was while we have a ring

We (detroit) hit rock bottom in the early 2000s and are on our way to approaching it again.

Sure, you had some bad years, but at least you won a title ffs.

FUCKING TIMMY GOD DAMNIT

>those comments
>how is prince fielder so fat?

lmao

ended on a fucking error

thanks a lot anderson I knew you could do it

Goddammit timmay

>implying we're allowed to have nice things

>inb4 lose the lead also

WTF I

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the Tigers offense now

It takes us like 3 games to score 7 runs. What are you on about

>3 straight hits

>lose perfecto 1st batter
>lose no hitter 2nd batter
>lose shut-out 3rd batter

Lol

Never forget

Welcome to White Sox Baseball

Where no happiness is allowed ever

Lets be honest. The Sox would have fucked it up eventually.