Britbong thread. Where you at? Where you work? What do you do for fun?

Britbong thread. Where you at? Where you work? What do you do for fun?

York here. I work at ASDA stocking shelves. I drink and play games for fun.

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I'm the UX lead at a software company. I'm a high functioning alcoholic who uses women. My dad died recently so I spend a lot of time with my mum and brother.

Scarborough, holiday park, shag this chick called Molly (town slut)

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Sorry to hear that.
Isn't molly a nickname for meth?

republicanism is illegal here but nobody in working class likes the monarchy

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Yorkshire , self employed. Basically sit around game and the occasional day time drink with some work inbetween. Pretty cushy. Used to rail a fair amount of mdma and hit up decent raves but now I have to adult.

Barnsley, self employed electrician, drink whiskey and do coke

Thanks man.
It's not as bad as it sounds (I hope)

don't have to adult

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Scotland, weed head, underachieving musician and sound engineer, wash dishes for money. I'm full of thoughts of an hero constantly.

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That looks like me after my bike crash.

I'm self employed in a competitive industry so have to keep on top of adulting. Doing taxes, gaining contracts all the fun stuff. Sucks, sometimes just buying a gram, railing it and chatting shit to randoms all night was actually much more fun than it sounds.

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british pussy

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Cardiff, student at Cardiff Uni lol, fun mainly drinking and nightclubs with vidya in between. I also enjoy reading much more than you'd expect, I don't watch much TV and just surf the web like a "normal" Sup Forumstard to be honest

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are the wakefield bois here?

Oh ye m8.
I wuv a gewd pappish pooding wiff da bit am pieces. Oh and de Tom Toms to go with the porgey bits too.
Just like my mum makes after tea at tea time.
Bloody yanks

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>Scotland
>full of thoughts of an hero
Yeah no shit haha

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lol I remember them too from the last thread.

ahh, I get my sister to do my books for me. shes an accountant and does it half price for me

anyone else got the flu/man flu for the 4th time since december?
these winter germs are the worst I've ever dealt with.

TRIPS LAD WEY HEY

Tom Toms to go WIFF.
Not with.

Edinburgh. Investment banking. Get high and watch MMA.

Only started a few months back so at the minute just cash accounting. End of this tax year I'm getting an accountant to do all my expenses though. Shit was confusing as all hell. See. Adulting.

London cockney fag

Work as a Buyer for a high end retailer working with cunty stuck up brands that have nothing in common with me.

Used to be a plumber but blown my knee out in my teens.

Spend my spare time as a lead guitarist in a shitty band whilst shagging a solid 6/10 in my spare time

Who are you

where my wakey lads at tho

Yes, yes 1,000,000x yes. I swear my local is always full of the lergy

>Hartlepool
>unemployed
Do nothing, sit around on Xbox

dude I work in asianland often it's no better down there, in fact it's worse. Your immigration problem is way worse. It's nearly all white folk in Scotland.

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Just outside Glasgow. Neet dropped out of university 3 years ago because I really didn't see the point in it. I'm pretty happy now but still anxious af but I have been like that since the last year of high school. I'm pretty autistic.

The snow was fun last week. Cool to see my dog running through it.

Birmingham & Land Rover

You just summed up all of hartlepool bruv
Eating much penacalty in ya spare time eh?
Mum comes from up north, i'll pop round next time im there haha

Southerner reporting in
I work at burger king currently saving up for a PT license, for fun i do gym & games
fuck girls they're all slags over here

Not gonna say my IRL in this place, sakes...

who are you?

Americunt here.

FUCK YOU BRITFAGS! But do have a good day please.

I agree scotfag, i agree. No jihadi's up there, too cold you see

Yeah and I'm not racist but it feels good to still be white as snow up here.

where can i find this with sound?

Ye bruv wha ya on abat? Lads'n mates and awl dat bruv. One two free four

my mate goes to cardiff, are you first year

For a population supposedly so polite and shit when the fuck did cunts decide "going to work no matter how sick i am is manly" , keeps everyone re-infected. Also COVER YOUR MOUTH WHEN YOU COUGH. Im getting a facemask for buses very soon.

do it fgt

What do you do there?

>Southerner
Where about's lad?

They tried to bomb glasgow airport but a glasgow guy kicked the attacker in the nuts.

Brighton, work as paramedic.
Vista and alcohol, can't take drugs without someone noticing anymore.

My dog went mental in it and wouldn't come inside. But he's a siberian husky. Think he got a throwback memory of the motherland.

you cant, why?

Scarborough here also but which molly ....

>Vista

I meant vidya, fucking phone

live in newcastle, student at northumbria, live with mates ive known since high school. lifes pretty good atm fam

fellow brummie here

Stourbridge, chef

Littlehampton/Barnham area

Trolling bong detected.
Americans don't use the word cunt.

Second year m8, I took Chemistry(Bsc) and fuck me is it hard.

they do you stupid cunt

How long have you been a chef? Realise it's a shit trade and you should get out yet?

Yes. Im fucking fed up of it. Feels like a decade since i lest felt well.

Lots of Canadians do and Ive heard americans use it.

They dont.

Track rat

cause it's hot as fuck!

ah, my mate does psychology i think and he's first year so you won't know him. visited cardiff last summer and it was pretty nice, would go again

Depends how good you are

No you havent.

Brightons a beautiful wee place, visited last year, lots of fags for sure but seems very proper English.

You fem?

>going to work no matter how sick i am
I mean, unless i'm

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recognise her?

Never change ya shortbread lovin ginger bastards, never change

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One here

>beautiful
Ok lad.

As far as this shit hole of a country goes, it's a pretty decent place

Oh nah, idk that area sorry :/ Don't travel much, rarely go to bristol, i got family there lol

Im a poorfag who uses the bus a lot and the next person that coughs near me is getting a punch in the pus. The japs have it sussed.

Yes we do, we stole it from you arseholes.

Do they still do Wiggle at the union? Used to pop over from Newcastle uni to Northumbria for that.

Haha yeah my dog is a jack Russel kind of mix so I had to help him out of the snow drifts at certain points. It was great. I have never seen snow that deep before.

ginger scotsman reporting for ball kicking duty

I wish, do the originals have sound?

got any more?

The guy was on fire when he was kicked in the nuts. Can you do that too?

supposed to have mdma in it. often ppl add vitamin b and/or bee pollen, amphetamines, etc.

unfortunately they dont, I could watch her play with those tits all day though

legend