Looking for someone who will book me a hotel room with a Jacuzzi tub near Albany NY...

Looking for someone who will book me a hotel room with a Jacuzzi tub near Albany NY. My spine really fucking hurts and I'm broke af.

Get well, user but fuck off (:

ur mom gay

Thanks dude:)

Yeah she is

show boipucci

Can I be in the hotel with you then?

I'm female but my grill is a trap

Obviously dude

Tits, sharpie in pooper, and timestamp and I will 100 percent fund your endeavor.

Well, fuck yeah then.

Of course you're in smalbany.

Ehhh id reeeeaaaaalllllly prefer not putting things in my pooper

Yeah, all the sadness and existentialism in the world comes from Albany ny

gross

Yeah

200$ to PayPal for tits + timestamp and vagoo

It's just a shit hole and I happen to be close by.

Why don't I believe you? Hmmmm.

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Ehhhhhhhhhhh I don't believe you my good sir

your loss my man. plenty of other vagoo to buy in the sea

Trueeeeee

Get a fucking job hippie.

Only if you meet me at the hotel and suck me off while your tranny gf watches

I've tried, funny enough my crippling social anxiety and ha tried of humans cripples my possibility of opportunity

Absolutely my man

Here Is a recent picture of me and definitely not one I grabbed off the front page of /s/

I would eat that pussy til it fell off

whats in it for the user who books the room?

okay then choose the hotel and i'll get you a room for a night

What that I'm close to albany? Why is that hard to believe

God damnit why do people use this bullshit excuse? Fucking waste of God damn space.

this is not me...
But choose the hotel and when and i'll meet you there to get your room and have you swallow my cum

Tits or GTFO!

I hate these beg threads.
Fuck you, whore!
I hope you die.
Druggie prostitute whore!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Or not, bye

get a job you bum

I wish lol

Yep

Fuck I wish

Pussy?

Leeching scum. Jump off in the closest river you find that hosts a bridge.

should make this bitch watch while the tranny sucks you off.

Nah that anyone would believe that anything decent would exist near Albany

True dude lmao

post a timestamp and we'll see

I wish dude

Will due my man

agreed. you can be a pleb and still do SOMETHING

Hahaha okay lad :)

Eh it's not that deep, I'd just get wet:(

True dude

You want to live yet you fail to be a productive member of society. Don't think you're special.

Nah I'll probably just kill myself instead

i hope you are wet right now
begging for money online
degrade yourself cunt
earn it

Yeah dude

are you OP if so i hope you're well
i escalated that creepily & i'm sorry.
not gonna give you money though

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Yeah

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fuck off Duke Zuur

Do it faggot. DO IT NOW.

Do what? I've been asked to put multiple things in my orifices

put a series of smaller vaginas into your vagina
arranged into a sort of sierpinski gasket

Clearly

duh faggot

Go to /r/ fag. Sup Forums is not your personal butler

Plus that piggy could lose a couple more pounds.

Before i book shit i need to see what the shit ill be working with

this thing posted it's tits in the second thread it posted. search catalog, I think the post is the same text

Yeah

this is one shitty botox job

I can't find it if you do then just repost them.here

The funny thing is I've never had botox so nature just did a shitty job on me lmao

sorry for that, user
maybe go hit up a homeless shelter tonight